Sign in

dylonk25.bsky.social

@dylonk25.bsky.social
26 followers 21 following 4 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
@boring_as_heck

Next, on TLC's Lunchbox Wanters 

RON: Back off, Jim. That box is mine.

[CUT TO INTERVIEW]

RON: No way was I letting Jim get that lunchbox.
21367162 1.4K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Superhuman Safety Squad #1 (1/2)
14526180 526
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
They're trying to convince everyone that building a Dyson Sphere around the solar system is more realistic than increasing the capital gains tax
231359349 1.4K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
hello hello 👋 allergist here. as we get closer to fall allergy season, it might be helpful for me to share my perspective. if a patient tells me they're suffering from some kind of allergy, i usually tell them to knock it off. if that doesn't resolve matters i just tell them to stop bothering me
221435165 1.4K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I always thought the joke of Cow Tools was pretty clear: the farmer is in that shed, shackled to the wall. The cow tools are designed to prolong the excruciations without shortening life or consciousness
721822 218
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
[struggling to rise above crosstalk between the other candidates] i’m jon. i don’t want to be the mayor. i want to make sports videos. I don’t want to be the mayor
36146798 1.5K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
123140232337 14K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason
6500127 500
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
hey man, i hope you don't mind but i invited the classic pittsburgh pirates logo to the function. he's been having a rough time and he could use a night out.
69716 97
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
okay! new PFM comic friday. it's a long one. though it's probably gonna be a quick read :/ i just wanted it to look cool and hopefully it does and you all like it.
1121 12
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Gonna start reposting some hall of famers to try and juice my follow count as I move away from twitter. Spread the word-- we back up Men's Sex Toy's vs Women's Sex Toy's
211378349 1.4K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Please do not reply to my posts. It is my job to dole out harsh truths. It is your job to frown and fall silent. Any reply will be parsed one of two ways:
91327 132
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 24/03/2025
SawStart xkcd.com/3067
14913516970 13.5K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Abu Ghraib was a leak & people were so shocked Now, similar degradation is being broadcast as entertainment for half the electorate
11476104 476
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Pete Carroll’s ability to rizz up prospects moms when recruiting was generational. Probably will never be matched.
1476713 767
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”
864025350 4K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
saw this in manhattan the other day. it's an honor for sure but it's miles away from my home. i'm honestly just gonna keep using the manhole outside my apartment whenever i need to go into the sewer
manhole cover with "BOIS" spray-painted on the concrete next to it (it's "5108" upside-down)
524538220 4.5K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
james 🐎🔫 @buffalocia.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Going on TV with the guy I'm blackmailing. "I'm blackmailing this guy," I say, smiling. He laughs. "If he doesn't do what I say, things will go very badly for him!" We all laugh.
0415 41
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
the japanese say you have three faces. yeah the whole country. they're talking mad shit about you dude
346848 468
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
384599726 4.6K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
gob @gobolatula.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Hello folks! There are 3 chapters left in Please Forgive Me, including the one we're on now. I'm not sure how long each of these chapters are gonna be or how long it'll take me to finish them. Josef and I hope you enjoy the rest of the ride.
3363 36
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
162172752428 17.3K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
my kid turned 18 weeks old today. if you’re a parent, you know that’s flying week. so tonight instead of putting him to bed i took him outside and sure enough, off he went. won’t be back for hours. it’s gonna mess with his sleep cycle so bad. thank god we all forget how to fly at 19 weeks
524215353 4.2K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/02/2025
podcaster in 2015: and ofc thanks to Mrs. Behind The Joysticks for putting up with my arduous recording schedule😛 podcaster in 2025: Unfortunately, as some of you may have heard, the former Mrs Behind The Joysticks and I are engaged in a custody battle over Teaghan and Jamantha
1778 77
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
355326391 5.3K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It’s hourly symphony day! If you want to join in the rules are simple: every hour for 24 hours you compose an hour long symphony for 60 piece orchestra and post the sheet music here
792195173 2.2K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
if i were a musician attending the grammy awards i'd boo every single other musician. gotta drag down the competition however you can. i'd probably make an exception for the in memoriam segment since it's illegal to listen to musicians who have died
292774127 2.8K
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
me watching three pit bulls take down a kid through the office window: squad goals my supervisor: see, i remember you blamed your focus issues on "squoggles" last quarter too. if we don't know what you're talking about we don't know how to help you.
239742 397
Reposted by @dylonk25.bsky.social
victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 24/01/2025
i RT’d this earlier but i wanna put a finer point on it if you’ve never read this profile it is imperative that you do so immediately
2648 64