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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ahh, thank you so much for reading! so glad you enjoyed it 💜🍎

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

ahhh thank you so much!! also we should all get like 4 no questions asked media related days off per year imo

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Laurelsbooks @laurelsbooks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t have enough paid sick days left to call in sick on Oct. 8 to stay home & read Dylan Morrison’s latest book, so I will be a grownup about it (this time) (unlike the last time)

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

ahhhh thank you!! an honor and a privilege 💜

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

there is no upper limit on how much one can love a cat, it's true!!! and thank you 💜🐈

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Monstrous Productions @monstrouspod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

obsessed already, i LOVE fake dating an embarrassing amount and cats a normal and correct amount

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

reading for pleasure is a MOVING TARGET for me, sometimes the ADHD is like "nothing could be better" and sometimes it's like "why would you even SUGGEST that" haha. i hope you're able to find your way there!!

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

thank YOU! hope you find it and enjoy it 💜

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

oh absolutely invoke at will! i know there are writers with a fanfic background who prefer to go the I Pretend I Do Not See It route, and i get that, but i am not one of them haha. i'm proud of my fanfic and so honored that people have enjoyed it!!

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Wool-Encased Tea Addict @passeriform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I must note that Dylan's other books were funny and likeable and I have reread them more than once.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

thank youuuu so much omg 😭💜

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Can't preorder right now? NO worries, this is [laughs nervously] such a time to be alive. You can hugely help me (and other authors!!) without spending any money by doing things like: -Requesting the title at your local library -Sharing/reposting posts about the book -Telling other people about it!

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And THIS link will take you to a landing page for preorders more generally, including for the ebook: geni.us/1579-al-aut-ch

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Comfort Read: A cozy m/m bookish romance

Buy it now

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If this sounds like your kind of read, you can preorder right now, or grab a copy of the audiobook on release day! This link will take you to a preorder page for the physical copy that does not involve going through Sinister Jeff's Book Emporium: bookshop.org/p/books/comf...

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Comfort Read: A Cozy M/M Bookish Romance

Kit Forrest is officially the saddest man in Cedar Falls. A year after his boyfriend turned down his proposal and left town, Kit's beloved bookstore is falling down around him. The old brick firehouse...

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My next book, Comfort Read, is out October 8th! It's a queer fake dating romcom full of heart and feelings and a bookstore cat and people (but never cats) making fools of themselves. I'm awful at talking about my books so here some of the early reviews in which other people talk about it instead 😄

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

times are hard; the world is terrible; yes i would like to say hi to your dog

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

shoutout to every dog owner who sees me approaching and says those four most beautiful words: "you can say hi"

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

yeahhhh the dark forest theory is a stone cold bummer. i think of my fave alternative as the Prime Directive theory: that whatever else is out there, it tries not to see or be seen by us to avoid influencing our development before we're ready, due to a deep respect/love for life of all kinds

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

can you lure flies out of your home by turning OFF all the interior lights, turning ON an exterior light, holding the door open and waiting for them to fly out? yes. will doing so make every witness laugh at you? also yes. does this method essentially make you a butler for flies? i mean... a bit...

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

"you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" wrong. nonsense. shut up. if you stay alive, insist on kindness, and never stop looking for opportunities to help others, you might just live long enough to see yourself become dolly parton

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

this did (eventually) occur to me haha, and i hope he finds the salt gremlin of his dreamssss

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

while they're at it, they should consider creating some sort of agency to monitor our food production systems. maybe one that researches, crafts and enforces best-practice food handling regulations designed to prevent the spread of dangerous bacteria & parasites? and... shit, wait. hang on a second

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

but it made me laugh, & was oddly nice for me. i don't have to give a shit either! i can be my own twin sister if i want to! i can choose to simply eat my goddamn sandwich. a neat little reminder that your life's gonna be weird and funny and sometimes wonderful but most of all, it's gonna be yours

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

tbh i'm sure this guy would have perfectly chill if i'd said "actually man that was me, as it turns out you can trans your gender," or whatever. in my experience the vast majority of people simply don't give enough a shit what anyone gets up to make things uncomfortable (the assholes are just loud)

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

but i didn't miss a beat: "HAHA YOU KNOW IT BRO. SURE DO! MY SISTER, WHO DEFINITELY WAS NOT ME. WENT THERE ALL THE TIME." he asked if we were twins & i said YOU BET. he asked what happened to her & i said she moved away, and you know what? so true. she moved far far away and she is not coming back.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

now, there was a time i would have panicked & been completely awkward in one of several different ways. felt compelled to leave without replying; felt compelled to come out as trans to him and thus everyone in the sandwich line; felt compelled to say some weird irrelevant nonsense to distract him.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

but the other day i went in there again and my guy is behind the counter once more. and he goes, "dude, can i ask you something?" so i brace myself for Uncomfortably Personal Conversation! At The Deli, but then he says, "you got a sister who used to eat at that other place i worked?"

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

i did NOT say, "tho i am now a beardy hobbit man, you may recall me as a blonde girl whose vibe was usually 'creature that just escaped from decades trapped in an abandoned salt mine.'" i'm not trying to go into all that at my sandwich joint. they do a nice sandwich! that's all i'm about in there.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

sometimes being trans is hilarious: few weeks ago i went to grab a sandwich, and i recognized the dude behind the counter from a place i used to eat like 10yrs ago. i asked if he'd worked there, he said yeah, i said i used to go there and it was nice to see him, he said thanks. end of convo. nbd. 🧵

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 03/08/2026

There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

this might be a little kooky, but if i'm honest, i prefer my international human rights organizations to have a moral backbone stronger than that of a chocolate éclair

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

WATCHING THE RESIDENT, EARLY SEASONS: okay, sure, an inoffensive if somewhat mid medical drama. why not? look, the dude from gilmore girls is here! WATCHING THE RESIDENT, LATE SEASONS: we can all agree that this hospital has been cursed by 10,000 witches

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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/07/2026

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

“That’s how we work, see? None of the cadres knows about the other ones!”
“Really. Do they know about you?” said Vimes.
For a moment, Reg’s face clouded.
“Pardon?”
“Well, you said you don’t know about them,” said Vimes. “So . . . do they know about you?” He wanted to add: You’re a cell of one, Reg. The real revolutionaries are silent men with poker-player eyes and probably don’t know or care if you exist. You’ve got the shirt and the haircut and the sash and you know all the songs, but you’re no urban guerrilla. You’re an urban dreamer. You turn over rubbish bins and scrawl on walls in the name of The People, who’d clip you round the ear if they found you doing it. But you believe.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

today i tried rainbow sherbert for the first time (i was allergic to dairy until a few years ago) and discovered immediately that it's one of my favorite foods. if there's a better way to celebrate the death of that virulent ghoul, i don't know what it is

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

singular experience of the day: i saw number of skunks. you will not guess the number of skunks i saw; i wouldn't've guessed the number of skunks i saw. IT WAS FIVE!! FIVE SKUNKS!!! A MOM AND 4 BABIES!! JUST THEIR SKUNKY LITTLE FACES PEEPING OUT FROM UNDER A BUSH TIL THEY RETREATED ONE BY ONE! 🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

"Broom the soup." A lot of centrists are freaking out right now, and people are both reading too much and too little into the DSA victories, but a metaphor from my career may be helpful here. 1/?

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

yeah, look, fascism is "if you give a mouse a cookie." or, if you prefer, "if you let a mouse take a cookie on what it falsely insists are rational and/or moral grounds." convincing yourself that a few concessions will appease them is a trap; in fact, all it does is prove you're willing to concede

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

oh yay!! love to see my book children out in the world 💜 i hope you love it!!

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TJ Alexander (they/them) @tjalexandernyc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

One more task for today: call your senators about HR 2616 The "Don't Say Trans" bill literally states it's "defending women from gender ideology." Cis women, I am deputizing you especially. Please make several phone calls to tell them to knock it the fuck off.

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HR 2616, a National "Don't Say Trans" Bill, Passed the House. Here's What It Is and What You Can Do.

The House of Representatives passed bill HR 2616, a federal "don't say trans" bill that would harm kids and create mass censorship.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

trans people will also continue to be around your whole life. you'll be sharing bathrooms & communities w/ us your whole life; we'll be there whether you know we're trans or not. this horrific moment will eventually pass but transness will not, and our memories of how you act now will also remain

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

this skeet should say it may MAKE you hungry lol, there is a lot happening today and typing is hard 😂

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Thank you so much, Patrick! I really hope this one speaks to you too ✨🥪💜

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Patrick @onequietcorner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Just snapped this up - can't wait to read! Loved Dylan Morrison's other books.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

It's true what they say: no one achieves anything alone. So I want to take a moment to thank my publishers at Storm, my friends and family, @hannahbond.bsky.social whose guidance is always invaluable, and everyone who has read or shared something about one of my books. Couldn't do it without you 🙏✨💜

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