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Satorii Vampire Hunter

@dustintransigent.bsky.social
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bartender, CO/MN sports fan, chicken flocker. 3rd string reply guy, reporting as a starter. he/him 🏳️‍🌈

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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 3h
"Where's my dog?" AirTag: "He was in your house 20 minutes ago." "EXACTLY!"
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 7h
everyone on headsets laughs and waits for Sean to call the real play
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 22h
Rowdy Tellez is one of the only baseball players I truly, irrationally hate. Watching him strike out looking was very satisfying.
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 22h
BlueSky, the internet's home of cursed sentences
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 22h
a real guy's guy
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs
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Skee @skeecr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I found this concerning: “The first moment of constitutional crisis will come when, sometime before the 120th Congress has been gaveled into session, the loyal temporary clerk refuses to list Democrat representatives-elect on the clerk’s roll of representatives-elect” newrepublic.com/article/2151...
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The Final Battle for America’s Democracy
Forget November 3. It’s January 3 when Donald Trump and his MAGA Republicans might bury our democracy once and for all. Here’s how.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Sen. Thom Tillis says he expects there will be pressure on Mike Johnson to not seat the new Congress if Democrats win
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
to me this is what a tolerant and open society is
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#CO8 voters told us they are worried about Evans' vote cut Medicaid, Rutinel's shifting positions on oil and gas and agriculture, and the plight of farmers struggling under tariffs. Evans and Rutinel knew they'd face those questions. They declined to appear at the town hall.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As Rep Evans and Manny Rutinel stick to their safe spaces (carefully curated events with supporters and friendly media interviews), here is what voters in the ultra-competitive #CO8 wanted to talk about: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljwr...
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Next Presents: The Race for Congress
YouTube video by Next 9NEWS
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
FIVE?!
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
North Dakota escapes notice again! (national park)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the internet is either fine or irrevocably broken
an AI-generated image of a bird with heavily muscles human instead of wings, and below it, a human-drawn image of a bluejay with a human ass and thicc legs
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kinda feels like a trick, "maga diner guy" rewashed through modern Russian/Trumpian propaganda techniques
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
misapplication of transitive property is what got us to where we are today, math is frankly in shambles and needs to reconnect
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is this your entire thesis
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
vibecoding an app to give workers a way to tell their bosses how they suck
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
and put the other one down, down, down
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oops, All Defense lives to win again next week 🦿
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they shouldn't have let the Chiefs sign the guy who won MVP of the most recent Super Bowl
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Chartball @chartball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
NHL St. Louis Blues at Colorado Avalanche, Saturday, October 3, 2026 #nhlhockey #gamecharts #dataviz
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
great pitching is an expression of cruelty and the language used to describe it reflects that
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Great British Baking Show
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mumford Sr.
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
IANAL but attorney friends frequently regale me with tales of (often privileged) ppl mistaking the system's indifference for unfair mistreatment
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is a company that Elon Musk liked and bought! He doesn't know shit about outer space or launching rockets, which is why he's suggesting launching two rockets an hour every day forever
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 02/10/2026
Billionaire political spending was about $16 million in 2008. In 2026, it could reach $2–3 billion. Whatever your politics, that’s a staggering shift in who has the financial power to shape American elections.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 01/10/2026
The lesson is to get off X, the Everything App
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Household debt at a record high. Student loan defaults at a record high. Credit card debt at a near record high. Meanwhile, corporate profits are the highest they’ve ever been. CEOs are paid 325x more than their typical workers. U.S. billionaire wealth is up 30% in a year. It's unsustainable.
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The tortuous, botched execution of Christa Pike is truly horrifying. And while it feels unique in some ways, in reality it is also only the latest in a history of botched executions going back years — YEARS — in numerous states. Please know: this is the reality of the death penalty in this country.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been covering the death penalty in depth for a dozen years now, and few nights have been as disturbing and dispiriting as tonight. This was a moral, ethical, and legal failure on several different fronts from many different actors. It wasn't *just* SCOTUS, though they sure were a key part.
lawdork.com
After SCOTUS allowed Tennessee execution to go ahead, Tennessee botched the execution
SCOTUS, over the liberals’ dissent, cleared the way for Tennessee to kill Christa Pike. The alarming order from DC was followed by even more disturbing developments in Tennessee.
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Command & Couture @burnafterbriefing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WAR & COUTURE No. 2 A Fever Dream’s Staffing Problem: cables from the military-industrial glamour offensive. Cheap autonomous pew-pews. Fast adaptation. Sexy C2. Rock hard bases. US supply chains. Very war. Very lethal. Awkwardly dependent on everyone you fired who knows Python.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ricky Gervais was cruel to Karl Pilkington because Pilkington is pure of heart and Gervais is a wicked man and the wicked detest the innocent
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 election, he engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TIRICO: Stafford has thrown the most pick sixes of anyone, 33 COLLINSWORTH: well you dont see this kind of mistake from Stafford often
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re in line to throw the ball to Talanoa Hufanga, please stay in line.
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NEW GAME
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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo Nix has never played a normal game
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coming up next: a tribute to George Michael, 9.75 years after his death, by three straight people
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Because it has no internally consistent logic! It's just more guys lying to get money!
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 27/09/2026
"Obama tried to freeze Fox out" is a complete lie and it's incredible that Jake Tapper feels the need to both-sides this
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/09/2026
this story describes cult dynamics amongst a group of people who are all deeply unqualified for their jobs and an executive who is grossly incompetent and unfit for his position
politico.com
Serving at his pleasure: What it’s like to be in Trump’s Cabinet
What it’s like to be in Donald Trump’s Cabinet.
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Satorii Vampire Hunter @dustintransigent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hullo there, Coloradah! Your material conditions may never improve! But what animates us as a people, what truly makes us American, is our repudiation of materialist and instrumental goals I'm gonna go jack off in this corner and sign a comically large check with three commas in it
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
genuinely I think we would be in a better place, morally, as a society if all of these fraudsters were in jail and people saw that there were consequences for behaving in such a flagrantly antisocial manner rather than endlessly lucrative rewards
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