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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 01/09/2026

RYAN: i am pwning you i'm spawn camping you i am pwning you gg no remaaatch noob kid KELLY: thats beautiful, you wrote this yourself? RYAN: its a gamer parody of Live – I Alone KELLY: wow amazing

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 26/08/2026

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 16/08/2026

"Good morning Steve" "You mean Michael. Michael Scott" "Yes sorry. Can we do this take over?" "You know, John, you've gotten very unprofessional ever since you became Jack Reacher." "Sorry." "This is why no one likes your character Jim" (guest week post by @johncusack.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 14/08/2026

TONY: how many candy bars you think are in this thing? GEORGE: maybe 100, 200 TONY: that many huh? GEORGE: it would cost a lot of money to empty the whole vending machine TONY: thats the prize GEORGE: yeah thats the prize (guest week post by @achewood-official.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 13/08/2026

Toby: Hey there cowboy Ryan: Whats up Toby? Toby: I'm trying out this new thing Kelly: Calling people cowboy? Toby: It's a way to become confident and assertive Ryan: How does it work? Toby: I'll send you the PDF Ryan: Very cool, cowboy (guest week post by @dieworkwear.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 13/08/2026

CREED: many dundermifflin employees ask the question 'is the casual friday rule unfair?' MICHAEL: what are you doing? CREED: constructive debate on the health of our workplace MICHAEL: we have a suggestion box CREED: i prefer longform video content (guest week post by @tolariancommunitycollege.com)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 13/08/2026

ANDY: I went to Cornell RYAN: Cool. I went to Marist ANDY: In Poughkeepsie? RYAN: That's the one ANDY: You ever walk across that bridge? RYAN: The big one? Yeah ANDY: Nice STANLEY: Can you PLEASE roll for initiative already? (guest week post by @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 12/08/2026

KEVIN: so what do you do back here? WAREHOUSE BOB: see these old halogen bulbs? KEVIN: yeah WAREHOUSE BOB: i smash 'em KEVIN: can i try? WAREHOUSE BOB: i'd be honored JAY: what the fuck's going on here?? WAREHOUSE BOB: shit! it's warehouse jay! (guest week post by @hausofdecline.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 12/08/2026

Michael: i just read old man and the sea Karen: hemingway? Michael: is there another one? Karen: not sure Michael: yes that was the one Phyllis: he had cats with extra toes Michael: thats right phyllis Jetson: extra toes? Michael: thats right george (guest week post by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 12/08/2026

PAM: breakfast. yuck STANLEY: i like to take breakfast ingredients to make sandwich. PAM: wow MICHEL: incroyable GEORGE: no. don't do that. it isn't proper. PAM: sorry george STANLEY: sorry george OSCAR: sorry george MICHEL: desole george (guest week post by @howintensive.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 12/08/2026

MICHAEL: i beat Last Of Us yesterday RYAN: didn't know you were a gamer michael MICHAEL: i didn't like how they killed whats-his-name. milo ventimiglia. a crock pot, really? KELLY: did you watch This Is Us?? MICHAEL: i'm suddenly very sleepy.. gotta go (guest week post by @robdelaney.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

MICHAEL: Cubicles, I love them DWIGHT: They are crushing our spirit ANDY: Perhaps an open office plan... MICHAEL: No. These are the layouts of perverts. There may as well be a toilet in the room KEVIN: But Michael, you are a pervert MICHAEL: Ah yes (guest week post from @slavojiek.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

JIM: Mm... mmph.. JIM: I don't want to get out of bed LATER, AT THE OFFICE— MICHAEL: Wheres Jim? PAM: Not in yet MICHAEL: Call him PAM: Jim? JIM (phone): Muhhh PAM: He sounds depressed MICHAEL: As he should be. Life is very depressing (guest week post by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

Tony: So, you farm? Dwight: I live on a farm yes. Where I do farming. Tony: And do things ever...disappear? Dwight: No. Pam: He's asking about crime. Dwight: Crime does disappear. (guest week post by @adamultraberg.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

KEVIN: the cafeteria smells weird today PHYLLIS: the meals are all beans RYAN: only food option is beans KELLY: beans beans beans DARRYL: what happened? TOBY: they hired a new lunch lady JIM: im gonna go say something JIM: i dont like bean meals KAMALA: too bad! (guest week post by @badposter.lol)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

MICHAEL: thank you for bringing us to maine SCHRUTE: its where my great uncle is from MEREDITH: being here awakened psychic power MICHAEL: you have powers now? MEREDITH: i can see how much paper we sell ANDY: do me MEREDITH: 6 thousand reams ANDY: wow (guest week post from @stephenking.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

Dwight: It's called Cook Out Erin: I didn't know they had these in PA Dwight: They don't. This one is illegally operating Erin: What? Dwight: We smuggle the food across the border Erin: We? This is your Cook Out speakeasy? Dwight: They. Erin: Phew (guest strip from @bransonreese.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

OSCAR M: whats everybody doing? CREED B: watching the steamed hams ANDY B: its a clip from the simpsons OSCAR M: are you watching some of the many fan edits and remixes of the original clip? ANDY B: no just the one that aired OSCAR M: it still holds up (guest week post from @bencollins.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

TWOFLOWER: So this whole warehouse..? YENDOR: Yep. Paper products. TWOFLOWER: Fascinating. YENDOR: If you think that's wild.. look at this! DARRYL: That's our forklift. TWOFLOWER: Named as such because..? DARRYL: Its FOR driving over CLIFFTS. YENDOR: Neat, huh? (guest week post from @rincewind.run)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

stanley: i hate waiting for the coffee to brew oscar: have you tried instant coffee? stanley: mmm.. too slow oscar: instant coffee is too slow for you? stanley: that's right kevin: they have premade canned coffee stanley: where? kevin: vending machine (guest week post from @jcsalterego.bsky.social)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

Dwight: George you know a lot about tech Jetson: Yes I suppose Dwight: Can you write code ? Jetson: Some Fortran, and Swift Andy: Can you make apps ? Jetson: Like this ? ** He shows them DunderSocial ** Dwight: This is amazing Andy: We're all in on DunderSocial (guest week post from @pfrazee.com)

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

Note from the authors: We're taking a much needed break to vacation in Japan (Hokkaido area). During this time we'll also be scouting locations for a corn dog shop, which we'll be using Patreon money to build. While we're away, Dunder Stories will be doing a Guest Week. Enjoy!

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

JIM: i'm glad to be back home JIM: an in-game message? it says [meet me in the wilderness] JIM: hm thats a PK area JIM: but i'm so curious —moments later— JIM: help i got PKed JIM: the username is BigTonyMage JIM: i bet it was tony soprano the regular sized one LIL TONY (logged in to OSRS): yeah!

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

ANDY: tony soprano is out for blood DWIGHT: hes a ruthless mobster ANDY: but a gentle salesman DWIGHT: he sells paper gently GEORGE: he is a good salesman CREED: not as good as you sir GEORGE: thank you CREED: more hors doeuvres? GEORGE: not right now ANDY: creed is a good waiter DWIGHT: hes gentle

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

TONY: and it was all jim's idea? TONY: i'm going to kill jim halpern ANGELA: who was that dear? TONY: phone call ANGELA: who was on the phone? TONY: michael the boss ANGELA: ok. any more info than that? TONY: he fired me. jim's choice ANGELA: are you gonna kill him? TONY: yeah LIL TONY: yeah!

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

JIM: how about stanley? MICHAEL: no JIM: dwight? MICHAEL: nope JIM: help me out here MICHAEL: how about this one? JIM: tony soprano? MICHAEL: good choice. i am going to fire tony soprano. toby, make it so. tell him jim decided it TOBY: yes captain JIM: no!!! MICHAEL: no takebacks kid

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

MICHAEL: and this is the annex TOBY: hello JIM: i know all this i used to work here MICHAEL: right, right TOBY: are you coming back? JIM: can i? MICHAEL: no can do. you can help me choose more layoffs though. go ahead, look through this pile JIM: ok how about george? MICHAEL: jetson? no. pick again

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

JIM: hey guys look who's back for a visit PAM: dunder miffin this is pam PAM: how may i help you sir JIM: its me jim your old coworker PAM: oh right. i didn't recognize you JIM: because of the beard? PAM: no i just forgot you MICHAEL: who is this? PAM: an old coworker MICHAEL: wow JIM: hello michael

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 11/08/2026

ROY: jim this is a wellness check JIM: i'm spamming camelot teleport to get my magic skill up ROY: that doesn't sound healthy JIM: i'm using an air staff so it only takes one law rune per ROY: how about you log off and socialize? JIM: why? is anyone at work asking about me? ROY (lying): yes

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 02/08/2026

GAZOO: ok i got you your pitza JIM: good. i'm about to do Heroes' Quest GAZOO: don't know that content JIM: you need 53 cooking, 53 fishing, 25 herblore, 50 mining, and to complete shield of arrav, lost city, merlin's crystal, and dragon slayer I GAZOO: i'm not familiar with runescape at all JIM: oh

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 01/08/2026

STANLEY: i made creme brulee KEVIN: fire it up, haha STANLEY: hm? KEVIN: starcraft STANLEY: oh the firebat terran units? KEVIN: yeah STANLEY: thats pretty funny KEVIN: thank you ANGELA: you do a great impression kevin KEVIN: thank you OSCAR: sounded just like him KEVIN: thanks

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 01/08/2026

JIM: can you do me a favor? GAZOO: like a wish? JIM: regular favor task GAZOO: what do you want? JIM: i need pizza from senapes GAZOO: the hazleton PA specialty square slices? JIM: used to feed children working in the mines GAZOO: i think thats an urban legend JIM: rural legend GAZOO: shut up jim

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 01/08/2026

PAM: toby tricked me into marriage GEORGE JETSON: yes PAM: but all i care about is marrying you GEORGE J: that is what matters PAM: its fine as long as we can be together JETSON: yes PAM: and i'm making toby sleep in a crate in the garage JETSON: good idea

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 01/08/2026

TOBY: pam pam pammy. oh my pammy pammy PAM: excuse me? TOBY: we're getting married soon my pammy PAM: i am marrying george jetson TOBY: me too. i filed for a polycule CREED: thats legal TOBY: i tricked you with HR paperwork fine print CREED: it was a fine print clause PAM: noooo

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 01/08/2026

MICHAEL: george jetson is #1 salesman PAM: soon he will be #1 husband MICHAEL: you are marrying him soon PAM: that's right DWIGHT: are you excited? PAM: yes very DWIGHT: i was asking george ANDY: he has headphones on DWIGHT: george DWIGHT: are you excited to marry pam? JETSON: hm? yes thank you

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 01/08/2026

JIM: why appear to me now? to save me from mmo gaming addiction? GAZOO: no JIM: then what? GAZOO: pam is getting married JIM: to roy? GAZOO: no. to george JIM: which george? GAZOO: jetson JIM: noooo my pammy

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 01/08/2026

JIM: hello runescape my old friend i've come to quest in great kourend ironman this time not failing i'm so glad they added Sailing and i'll idle combat skills at gemstone crab i am not sad this is my favorite timesink GAZOO: jim? JIM: gazoo? you're real?

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

JIM: quests on runescape are better than most mmos JIM: if only i had people to play with DWIGHT: dunder office this is dwight JIM: dwig you wanna play OSRS? DWIGHT: no JIM: theres a phone client DWIGHT: i said no jim JIM: its click-based DWIGHT: i'm hanging up now PAM: who was that? DWIGHT: no one

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

MICHAEL: i poured printer ink on the trash TOBY: waste of resources MICHAEL: it is not a waste if it stops everyone from gorging on healthy snacks TOBY: it didnt stop them. they're going through the garbage and eating from the garbage and covered with ink now too MICHAEL: damnit, call john devil

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

OSCAR: the low salt crackers are great PAM: i don't miss the extra salt at all ANDY: they go great with the muhammara MICHAEL: enough snack talk! DWIGHT: we like the snacks michael MICHAEL: thats it i'm throwing all the healthy snacks out into the trash can ANGELA: please don't MICHAEL: too late

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

KEVIN: is john devil coming back? MICHAEL: i doubt it ANGELA: these healthy snacks are good MICHAEL: you humiliated that poor man CREED: we were just asking questions ANGELA: i enjoy the dried figs TOBY: i like these almonds KEVIN: we didn't ask many questions MICHAEL: well it still embarrassed him

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

JOHN DEVIL: nutrition is important. it gives your brain and body the fuel you need to stay healthy and alert and get your jobs done MICHAEL: wow JOHN: so we now have healthier snack options in the break room JOHN: questions? CREED: how much healthier? JOHN: 12% MICHAEL: wow CREED: thats incredible

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

JOHN DEVIL: how about i explain first, RYAN: ok JOHN: and the you can ask questions after KELLY: hmm JOHN: do you have a question miss? KELLY: no that would disrupt the order of operations you just outlined for us JOHN: oh good. thank you KEVIN: let us know when you're done explaining then we'll ask

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

MICHAEL: we have an officr visitor JOHN DEVIL: hello MICHAEL: john devil is a sort of catbert type guy OSCAR: but not a cat MICHAEL: not a cat yes. a regular man JOHN: i'm here to talk to you about nutrition ANDY: we're getting too much of it? JOHN: no DWIGHT: we need less of it? JOHN: no!

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

TOBY: what is that? MEREDITH: this is cruncher, my new pet GEORGE: he's a teacup maltese TOBY: what type of creature is it? MEREDITH: a dog... TOBY: not familiar DWIGHT: you don't know what a dog is? TOBY: no i overheard the earlier conversation and thought it would be funny DWIGHT: you got us good

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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 08/07/2026

KEVIN: i explained to george jetson what a dog is MICHAEL: thank you GEORGE: i didn't understand dog before ANDY: you know them now though GEORGE: yes KEVIN: i had him memorize every breed MICHAEL: good idea ANDY: it comes in handy with sales GEORGE: i hope it does ANDY: it will GEORGE: okay

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