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Captain Ontario

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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 09/10/2026
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Glass Onion No Its Just Dumb
ALT: Glass Onion No Its Just Dumb
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
still got it
probably kiki
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/09/2026
For years, New Yorkers have demanded access to City records about the lasting health impacts of the horrific September 11th attacks. For years, they have been denied and ignored. That ends today. nyc.gov/sept11docs
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September 11 Docs
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sixty years ago today, the starship Enterprise launched and with it, a vision of the future where humanity had moved beyond its divisions. I was there at the beginning, and I can tell you...
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's probably better to trust the experts on the topics of their expertise, except people who do machine learning, who have all gone insane
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/09/2026
Catholic Batman is called Daredevil
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the more interesting thing about this article, which was written by a lobbyist for Google, Amazon, and Meta, among others, is that it was written by a lobbyist for Google, Amazon, and Meta, among others.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
somehow every liberal in the world simultaneously decided to act like a flightless bird on an island with no predators
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Captain Ontario @duhemquiner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My WNBA controversy hot take is that it represents Fox News/ the Online Right searching for a post-Trump message. It’s certainly an effort to spur turnout in November, but it stems well beyond that.
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Mark Brandriss @markbrandriss.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Do not, under any circumstances, get the entire country to focus on the fact that the Republican president is a childish imbecile who can't function without 24/7 support from a dedicated full-time nanny, and that every Republican is slavishly devoted to him. It distracts from our message.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
one thing you can't stop seeing once you notice it is how the pundits the mainstream media platform actively punish any dem who lands on effective messaging
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/08/2026
one part “my green room friends thought it was mean,” one part debilitating fear of backlash. inability to see that ossof successfully goaded the white house into *being reactive* and thus revealing that there is a story here
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 14/08/2026
there's, like, zero messaging coordination going on with this white house now. we're three months out from a midterm that's looking increasingly bad, and everyone's just tap dancing their way through because president grandpa doesn't know what day it is and can't stay awake long enough to learn
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🎃Scarlett the Vampire Slayer🎃 @dialancea.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I rewatched The Matrix last night, still such a good film
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Neo and Trinity in The Matrix
ALT: Neo and Trinity in The Matrix
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is why their obsession with demonizing Fauci doesn't have much purchase. Not because their base doesn't mostly share the opinion, but because people generally are still totally sick of arguing about the pandemic and don't want to keep rehashing it all ad nauseum.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
One of my Crank Theories of Everything, at least of Everything in the Recent Past, is that we are dealing (badly) with COVID trauma we’d mostly prefer to pretend never happened.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
which makes me think hangover from the influenza epidemic of 1918 probably had more to do with subsequent Events than i had previously thought
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Their plan is to say as little as possible and win by default, which in their mind is the safest path that doesn't alienate anyone. This misses the opportunity to galvanize the public around important issues, and then they throw up their hands about how the voters are ignorant and apathetic
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Next door in Silicon Valley @nextdoorsv.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don’t understand why we don’t just make Chevron sell us carbon free gas
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
climate change is real. all costs of beating climate change must be born by other people, who produce emissions purely for fun, unlike the emissions I produce, which are all life or death necessities
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
just a second i've got the chipotle customer support agent working on it
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/07/2026
Ossoff: "Aren't we all tired of living under an administration where we know we have to ask about every single thing whether the first family is getting paid and lining their own pockets?"
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Clade: captures contacts from Bluesky, Facebook, Google, and LinkedIn, then enriches them (useful token burn activity) and serves them to an MCP so you can ask mobile Claude things like e.g. “who do I know who might know something about DoorDash lobbying in DC”
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Clade is ready to go. basically the goal here was that I wanted to be able to query Claude about who I might know who might be relevant for certain things and have it return me-shaped answers, and it does that pretty well for me.
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GitHub - PropterMalone/clade: Your own contact rolodex, built from the data exports the big platforms already owe you — merged, enriched by web research, searchable. Claude Code as operator.
Your own contact rolodex, built from the data exports the big platforms already owe you — merged, enriched by web research, searchable. Claude Code as operator. - PropterMalone/clade
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 21/07/2026
this gif just reminded me that one of the joys of practical effects and puppetry is that this jittery, jerking motion that makes this shot so funny is something that’s just really difficult, if not impossible to replicate with generated effects
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i deeply resent having to think about upstream food safety because i am supposed to be able to eat like a carefree raccoon
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 10/07/2026
one of the few joys of living through the second trump administration is the arms race between flunkies to determine who can demean themselves in the most humiliating fashion for the approval of an old man who falls asleep when they talk to him
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP bonnie tyler. lotta folks tonight are gonna learn the extent to which 'total eclipse of the heart' is outside their karaoke range
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Jim Bartram 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄 @hndsmcelt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m not an attorney and I’ve never even played one on TV, but it would seem to me that for an elected official to publicly state that they have spoken to Mitch McConnell in fact, they have not for the explicit purpose of preventing a special election would constitute a fraud upon the voters of KY
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Annie Kelly @annieknk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
NO BOOMERPOSTING
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mexico's President, Claudia Sheinbaum, implies during a press conference her government will take action after an ICE agent killed Mexican national Lorenzo Salgado Araujo.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious. Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal.
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A Terrible Thing Happened to My Family
Even in today's climate, there should be one fundamental principle everyone respects: whatever you think about someone in politics, you leave their kids alone.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/06/2026
i’m in pittsburgh and looking for restaurant recs if you have them
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is why telling people “actually you have a lot of money and things have never been better” sounds insane www.npr.org/2026/05/28/n...
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This is how close American households are to the financial edge
A new report shows that nearly half of U.S. households did not earn enough to cover their necessities in 2024.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Axios is going to report a deal is 48 hours away at least once a week for the next 3 years
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i think that it's kind of weird to see writers and artists crowing about the fact that AI is not useful in their field, something which both i and they were hoping was not true
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
the best barbecue in Seattle is run by a Turkish guy, which i only found out by tasting what i thought was dried peppers on the potato salad and finding out it was sumac and asking at the counter
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Learned recently there's a whole subculture of halal BBQ joints in texas, originally because Texas's quite-large Muslim population couldn't eat at ones that also prepared pork, but now it's a whole thriving culinary niche. Real "glorious American melting pot" stuff
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’ve been saying this for a few years and I won’t stop - almost all of the gop shit is easily branded as a “war on kids.” Genital inspections. Abducting immigrant families. Cutting health care. Gutting education. It’s a War on Kids.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
one reason I’m pretty suspicious of the notion that firms are highly sensitive to token costs is that the Chinese models are not in fact eating the market despite being far cheaper
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
eventually we’re going to acknowledge that Burrito Taxi discourse is not a subspecies of Treats Discourse but instead belongs to the Gambling On Your Phone clade
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 20/05/2026
part of the entire dumb discourse problem about home cooking is that i have no way to tell whether your complaints are those of a 22 year old pissing and moaning about welcome to adulthood stuff or a 42 year old cosplaying as a 22 year old
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MizfitMathew @mizfitmathew.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Screw it, one more movie. The next randomly selected movie is... Never seen this! Wife said I HAD to watch it. Memento, 2000
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
you guys were right, this place is gorgeous
Union Terrace at the University of Wisconsin
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Arlene Kirsch ❌👑 Love America peacefully @arliek.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
IF the GOP in Georgia thinks its elections are flawed, WHY ACCEPT ANY OF THE RESULTS FROM YESTERDAY?
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Piper @the-pied-piper.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
they should invent software updates that make the software better over time instead of worse
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