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Duetnase

@duetnase.bsky.social
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Unfassbar heimlich. Unheimlich fassbar. Nehmen Sie sich doch noch einen Hamster aus unserer Nagetière. Let me be the voice of Riesen

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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 18h
Wer nannte es Kontinent und nicht Geländer?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Should you ever be athirst in the great American desert, try this experiment
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shirin wir wissen wo dein rangie steht?
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rette mich, Meerrettich!
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey and Donald: Mickey's Craziest Adventures

Ruler of Atlantis: Do you mean to say you don't CARE about our noble, majestic home?

Donald: (being held down along with Mickey) >PFFT!< You can't even have cozy fireplaces and swimming pools!
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Verb, renne raus, warum dann nicht auch Nomen, sei am Rennen oder Adverb sei rennhaft?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Generic.
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ehrlich gesagt // find ich das ehrlich gewagt // darum hab ich es dir jetzt auch so ehrlich gesagt
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standardisiertes orakel @renob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
was war zuerst? das gespenst oder der mensch?
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Default Setting (engl.) - der Stuhl gammelt
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[mein erster Tag bei der “anderen Leuten auf die Füße treten“-Meisterschaft] Ich will hier wirklich niemandem auf die Füße treten!
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Moritz Hürtgen @moritzhuertgen.de · 24/09/2024
Ein Brot mit Butter kann man bereits aus den einfachsten Zutaten herstellen
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No.
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Casino (1995) @casinofilm1995.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thanks, Remo.
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance.
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Rrr Movie Dance Off
ALT: Rrr Movie Dance Off
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Adrian Hon @adrianhon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People have *always* loved to be transported to other worlds – dare I say it, immersed – and as soon as they get the time and money, that's what they prioritise. Sometimes you can build new worlds from scratch, but other times it's easier or more appropriate to repurpose the real world.
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Vampir isst geduldig
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times (“Everybody Hurts”), he sings the songs that remind him of the bad times (“Tubthumping”)
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
does one REALLY need to know where mommy goes when she covers her face? i don't believe so. that information will, in the long run, be as useless as the provenance of the airplane that lands in my mouth every mealtime
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone should tell him that it's not going to do much good to scream at us in German.
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry aber den Sketch „rechtsextreme Referendarin begleitet Schulklasse in Gedenkstätte und ist dem Ganzen nicht gewachsen“ würd ich mir angucken.
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 9: Eviction

Mickey, carrying his groceries to his house, looks behind him to check out a rather curvaceous woman in a black dress walking past. He is smiling at the sight.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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REM DRIVE
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Uh-huh.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 18/09/2026
consequently the following advice was issued: “it’s ok to fart in the operating theatre, but please don’t fart directly into an open wound” words to live by, there
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Jo @jobold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ROBOT KOCH INSTITUT
In Leipzig eröffnete das erste deutsche Robotik-Restaurant

Am Leipziger Hauptbahnhof eröffnete mit dem „Robyn´s“ das angeblich erste Restaurant in Deutschland, in dem Roboter frische Speisen und Getränke weitgehend autonom zubereiten. Hinter dem neuen gastronomischen Konzept steht ein Netzwerk, zu dem unter anderem der Lebensmittelgroßhändler Transgourmet zählt.

Donnerstag, 17. September 2026, 12:10 Uhr
Thomas Klaus
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Matt Weiner @mattweiner19.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it is possible to mathematically prove exactly what is most offensive about this image
the most efficient known packing of seventeen squares into a square. In each of the top corners, three squares are in the corners in a sensible way. Along the bottom, three squares are distributed evenly, or close to it. Seven squares are jumbled up in the middle in a cruel parody of God's creation. Then on the right there is one square oriented to the grid, jammed between two of the seven, with an impudent little fuckboi of a gap between it and the three squares in the top right corner. A red arrow is pointing to that gap.
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Manch einer ist Botschaftsflüchtling, wie Jona halt
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Rip Tie Cut Toy Man 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦 @tomscud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 16/09/2026
🪂 + 🪐
🪂 + 🪐
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
drop some candles
Gabelgriffe
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
R.E.M. oulade
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No human being would stack books like this.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Hercule Poirot dressed all in black speaks to Captain Hastings in a grand hallway “Please ask the suspects to gather in the library, Hastings: I wish to reveal that our births are random, our lives meaningless, and our deaths absurd.”

Caption “Having investigated so many awful murders over the years, it was perhaps unsurprising that Hercule Poirot turned to Existentialism”


p.s. Poirot had presumably been reading a lot of Sartre recently…

 "It is meaningless that we live and it is meaningless that we die," Jean-Paul Sartre, Being and Nothingness (L'Être et le Néant)

“Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance.” Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (La Nausée)
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?!
An ad for a drug that grows “new bone,” with a woman earnestly engaging with a dog who looks like it wants bones.
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the 2010s Star Trek and Muppet movies strategy: the main plot is dead basic, the background is peppered with focus group-selected references carefully curated to flatter the most old timey fans but will not confuse the newcomers too much.
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Yes, the number of people on here who have never heard of Shylock is disconcerting. Because not only have they never seen Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice," but they've never seen "To Be Or Not To Be."
s from "To Be Or Not To Be" and shows an actor playing Hitler, Jack Benny as an actor playing a Nazi, and Felix Bressart playing an actor, Greenberg, who performs Shylock's monologue in the movie.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well, I finally gave in and bought a feral mountain lion for my home office. Honestly I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, it's actually been a huge inconvenience
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 11/09/2026
daughter: hey dad, this is ella, my new beastie me: don’t you mean “bestie” daughter: i know what i BOTH: MEAN daughter: and i know what i BOTH: SAID daughter: question me again and I’ll whack your BOTH: HEAD
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Eryk Salvaggio @eryk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The existential risk of AI
Old comic strip of a parrot with a gun aiming at an old man who cries, “It’s a parrot — pointing a gun at me! No! No!”
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Lanz hat @lanzhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Ich habe mal auf Kuba amerikanische Touristinnen fotografiert, die versucht haben, sich vor einem Fidel-Castro-Portrait selbst zu fotografieren."
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Mallorca Zeitung @mallorcazeitung.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Die Ballermann-Sänger Honk! und Der Partycrasher ziehen ihren umstrittenen Song nach massiver öffentlicher Kritik zurück
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'Habe mich bei der Ministerpräsidentin entschuldigt': Was sich die beiden Ballermann-Sänger bei dem Song 'Mallehater go home' gedacht haben
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ich bin erwachsen aber du hast recht das war ein bisschen viel für dich.
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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We're the Ghostbusters.
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Duetnase @duetnase.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tag yourself ich bin Julia Roberts (Tabellenende einer Online-Umfrage nach Idolen, 2003, Plätze 1-4 übrigens „Meine Mutter“, Mutter Teresa, „Mein Vater“ und Nelson Mandela)
Ausschnitt der Umfrage nach Vorbildern von 2003, z.B. itzak Rabin, Julia Roberts, Franz beckenbauer, Jeanne dArc usw.
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
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Jeremy Pober @jpober.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He clearly mailed that one in. Three Saxonies, from a guy who could write a book about his place names alone?
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