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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ditka striker. you're welcome
image of dicta striker from umamusume with her hoodie recolored to the chicago bears colors. she is wearing aviators and has a mustache like coach mike ditka
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void 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @meakashihen.blacksky.app · 22/03/2026
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remi @haremusicgirl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im posting this classic
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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell yeah let's go go go
movie theater with the Jet Lag waiting screen up
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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
eighteen dollars??? incredible. get on this
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
okay look I'm not about to get into how I started referring to the building at 33 Thomas Street as "my wife" right now but just. look at her
photo of Tribeca at night. in the background, a (mostly) windowless brutalist tower looms against the sky, somehow darker than dark
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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
college has been an exercise in "am I smart or do I just know more due to being alive twice as long". results thus far lean toward "kinda both" and yknow what man I'll take that
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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will never quit pro-wrestling. 😆 #AEWAllOut
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perchbird @perchbird.dev · 25/09/2026
ALL IN EXISTENCE BENT TO MY WILL!
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dancynrew.bsky.social @dancynrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DRAW shapes with oil pastels PAINT over them with black paint (matte acrylic works better I was using regular here and it peeled up more) LET it dry SCRATCH up fun patterns
A photo of a sketchbook with pumpkins drawn in oil pastel in the process of being painted over with black paintA photo of more black paint covered shapes with someone working on more pastel drawings in the background A photo of cut out pumpkins and flowers and hearts with the paint scraped off in patterns showing the colorful pastel underneath
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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
omg omg omg
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Helios @helios096.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wanted to post about a translation project I've been helping with releasing today! Project Metafalica 2.0 is a complete, human re-translation of the incredible 2007 PS2 game, Ar Tonelico 2! www.projectmetafalica.com
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Project Metafalica 2.0 — Ar tonelico 2 Retranslation
A complete retranslation and remaster of Ar tonelico 2: Melody of Metafalica for PS2, with bugfixes and QoL features.
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 22/09/2026
We want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh, and to help make that a reality we ask you to not share story details on your social media without clear warnings. We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday! #CONTROLResonant
A note from the Remedy Entertainment team to our CONTROL Resonant community. We're so excited to welcome you into Altered Manhattan. We've spent the last few years packing Dylan Faden's adventure full of surprises and twists, and want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh. To help make that a reality, we ask that, across the next couple of weeks, you don't share story details on your social media without clear warnings. As always, please treat each other with kindness, and respect everyone's right to experience the game spoiler-free. We definitely want you to share your opinions, though, and can't wait to hear what you all think when CONTROL Resonant releases this Thursday!
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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🍂 Autumn Witch 🍁 @autumnwitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Marielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 18/09/2026
“I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM” is going to be psychically load-bearing for the rest of my life I fear
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I ASKED FOR EXPERIENCES AND I GOT THEM!!!! LIFE IS NEITHER INDIFFERENT NOR CARING!!!! SHE IS ONLY MOTION!!!! BROTHER GET IN THE BOAT!!!!! OR SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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Got It Memorized? (Podcast) @memorizecast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
genuinely sickening, fucked up, sinful, malpractice
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Alma Avalle @goodbyealma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i know this TIME cover might seem bleak but in my experience this means that AI won’t be allowed in the bathroom within 5-10 years
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Revoltech Shiteyanyo - Hatsune Miku Series Action Figure Limited Bonus Set up for preorder on Hobby-Genki ($29.54) buff.ly/pXIuTJ2 #ad amiami buff.ly/5fCL4sW
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
batmanisagatewaydrug posting: "always some new bullshit in the ocean." the image attached to the tumblr post shows a cnn article titled: "watch an orca ram a sunfish so hard that the fish explodes." the description of the article says: "scientists captured video of orcas ramming into sunfish with such force that the fish exploded. The behavior may be for fun as well as for feeding, they report." 

local-demon-in-your-area asks: "Why is it always orcas or dolphins. Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once."

batmanisagatewaydrug responds with: "worry not, they're doing coke." the screenshot shows an article from science aaas with the title: "cocaine pollution gives salmon wanderlust"
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detachable head worth 3 dollar @dullahandullahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
new video to play in my head repeatedly just dropped
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Encore (Switch Digital) is $41.99 at Best Buy buff.ly/FcNOE4h #ad GameStop buff.ly/hIOuNef US eShop buff.ly/RBrY6XM
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby
a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love itthe pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards.  if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors.  i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner.  stay tuned.
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate to be Captain Buzzkill again but I saw a cosplay video with a ton of views using “uv clay” bare handed so here is your reminder that UV clay is a form of gel polish, requires a ton of PPE, and misuse/bare handed use could worst case leave you allergic to your teeth and bones! UV CLAY IS SCARY
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/09/2026
just some drawings | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
juste un beaucoup de dahlias devant une sculpture de bandido, dévoilant au monde son visage parfaitement sculpté et d'une beauté exquise. jef, envoie d'abord ceci à speedball pour vérifier que le français est correct ; ne me laisse pas me couvrir de ridicule.
picture of some flowers, pink, in front of a sculpture of a man who’s pulled his mask up to his forehead to read a paper or something.  i don’t know what the sculpture is about, it’s all french stuff because im in paris.  that’s the whole joke if you could call it one
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 28/08/2026
hey just making sure everyone knows tom hardy put out a rap album where he does the “"now is the winter of our discontent” monologue from richard III in the bane voice on one of the tracks. okay have a good weekend
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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
got jumpscared by my new school's mascot this morning
"Welcome to Fall 2026 Semester!" with party poppers on either side. in the lower left corner a photo of the school's mascot has been composited in. they are a cartoony panther with black fur, a big doofy smile, and a tiny blue graduation cap sitting over one ear.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The punk subreddit is furiously debating whether Dolly was punk or not and it’s hilarious www.reddit.com/r/punk/s/aSa...
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
using photoshop as a mental sieve again
an edit of the "This ugly son of a bitch" ad to feature Monokuma from Danganronpa, stating: THIS UGLY SON OF A BITCH Is all that remains Of a once powerful nation and basically, You're on the threshold of an amazing adventure. How? ...Just watch the Free Video>
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/08/2026
kh4 jack garland superboss would go so crazy
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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
found a puzzle piece on my third floor balcony??? no idea how it got there. no other balconies or even windows at the other end of any trajectories I can think of
small green puzzle piece sitting on a balcony. the railing and the street below are visible. close up of the puzzle piece. seems to be a corner piece from a farm scene.
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Ethan @ Crypticon MPLS Oct 2-4 @illusbal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
⬆️CLASS UP!⬆️ i want to paint Kris and Ralsei too but we'll see if i have the energy #deltarune #watercolor
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
BART sponsored the Densha de Go cabinet this year, holy shit #MAGWest
Bay Area Rapid Transit has a flyer on the Densha de Go cabinet.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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kirb @duderuiner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
fucking wild how load-bearing the mobile games seem to be based on the latest KH4 trailer and I have a suspicion that the library portions are there to help fill in the gaps
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ᵀʰᵉᴼᵗʰᵉʳᴸᵘˡᵘ @theotherlulu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i am a moron i think
Edit of the image below except with Undertale Characters from the Bad Time Trio AU replacing the original characters.

Storyshift Chara replaces Sora
Underswap Papyrus replaces Hector
And Sans from regular UT replaces Miguel
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Barry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sora in Kingdom Hearts 4 Coco makeup standing behind Manny Calavera from Grim Fandango in his grim reaper hood.

Sora says, "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Manny."
Manny says, "Sí"
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Kingdom Hearts The Series announced for Disney+
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
KINGDOM HEARTS IV | D23 2026 Showcase Trailer (coming LATE 2027) www.youtube.com/watch?v=54eF...
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