Reposted by perchbirdaqua a @aquaflower.bsky.social · 13hwarning you get sleepy if stay up late 16480138
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 1htried to tell vega she was scallop-maxxing but i instead said she was scallop-coded 260
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 18hi'm so hungry i checked out a SINGLE place on maps and saw the food and started tearing up 040
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 29/09/2026been trying to do something at work for like a week now. had someone explain it to me in plain English and I was like "I didn't see any docs for that" and then I realized that the docs I *did* find kind of describe it, but in Claudespeak, so I had no fucking clue what it was actually trying to say 0130
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 29/09/2026yes macOS, when I type "exc" into search, I do not want "Microsoft Excel". you read my mind. What I really wanted was "Bluetooth File Exchange". thank god you figured this out for me 170
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 29/09/2026feels like every other day i have to turn off steam notifications for when someone plays a game. i don't CARE!!!!!!! 020
Reposted by perchbirdToday in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On this day in 1998, 28 years ago, Pokémon Red & Blue were first released in the US These games were adaptations of Pokémon Red & Green based on the Pokémon Blue engine and brought the franchise to the west! www.serebii.net/rb 13640258
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 28/09/2026i set up a discord server exactly how i wanted it, the right channels, notifications set, etc. then i clicked on "show hidden channels" on accident and it broke literally everything and i have no idea how to set it back lmfao 040
Reposted by perchbirdPokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 04/05/2025beep beep jolteon in a jeep 183222942
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 28/09/2026i could never get used to hotkey chords until i experienced zellij. what a pleasant way to learn and memorize hotkeys. i've already memorized a few and it's only been a few hours 020
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 28/09/2026i forgot how good persona 5 writing is sometimes like "She thought I was a robot..." "Beep boop." come on that's so good lol 130
Reposted by perchbirdChris Scullion @scully1888.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was looking at the Silent Hill Townfall concept art and my jaw dropped. Was back in my hometown tonight so I had to go and take a photo. There are many ways to mock my beloved Coatbridge, but “your home’s so miserable it was used as concept art for a Silent Hill game” is a new one for me 312575656
Reposted by perchbirdperchbird @perchbird.dev · 24/02/2026the minecraft soundtrack, especially the original alpha album, is a masterpiece. it perfectly conveys two concepts; "you are in a virtual world" and "anything is possible" maybe i am biased of having played MC for 15 years listening to C418's soundtrack, but it still hits so different for me 2344
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 26/09/2026i just got a random call and looked it up and it was from?? a payphone??? 130
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 25/09/2026honestly i'm appalled at how anything gets done in like enterprise software engineering. like if your job is to monitor slack/teams channels and respond when people have issues, how can you simply ignore a message and still be employed lol 1130
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 24/09/2026i can't believe SE is like "wow here's a new voice actor" and he's just immediately a piece of shit?? 1121
Reposted by perchbirdweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106452512
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 24/09/2026i have no idea how i have a discord join date of march 16th 2015 but with the unchanged profile pic it makes me look like some kind of wise elder discord user 070
Reposted by perchbirdpuddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026mews mews mews #pokemon 101555543
Reposted by perchbirddan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 3069241689
Reposted by perchbirdBillSpooks @billspooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is me if anyone cares 531366125
Reposted by perchbirdZane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One of the many reasons I'm so snippy about people being on twitter is that by using it you are supporting this guy. And I know every social media site is run by a confederacy of shitheads but this guy is like directly responsible for everything bad right now. 2600285
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 21/09/2026need an organization willing to instantly fire anyone who uses AI to write chat messages in Slack/Teams back and forth. fuck you 2130
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 21/09/2026i wonder what a voting system would work like if there were 2 options per candidate: 1. vote for X 2. vote for Y 3. remove a vote for X 4. remove a vote for Y so someone could vote for any given candidate, or could vote against a candidate 1100
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 20/09/2026this restaurant had one of my favorite tequilas so i got a pour... i had my dad try a sip and he immediately responded "you must have been dropped on your head as a child" 4220
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 18/09/2026use linux they said, it just works now they said except for when the default settings for your distro cause your external display to run at 60hz but look like 20hz or something and there's nothing online about it at all 3120
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 18/09/2026you go through two youtube videos past 10pm and it starts showing you AI videos like "Jesus Cleanses Your Sins Binaural 432hz Audio Headphones Recommended Christians Only" 060
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 18/09/2026I've been doing this thing for like a week or two where i target one or two things that have to get done per day and i just do them. even if there's 10 more things after that, those are not for today. so if i get the goals for today finished i feel accomplished still 060
Reposted by perchbirdmocha ☕️🔞 @mochamorii.bsky.social · 18/09/2026saw this pic on the bird site and was so brainrotted i immediately whispered "alphinaud needs you" under my breath 0239106
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 18/09/2026cannot seem to get kde touchpad settings dialed in to feel right 000
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 17/09/2026it's 2026 and we have to guide coworkers on how to open a CLI like. what are we doing here 020
perchbird @perchbird.dev · 17/09/2026man i like having it but backblaze kinda sucks lately. 4% CPU and 5GB RAM and god knows how much temp storage space is kinda crazy for a "set it and forget it" backup program 140
Reposted by perchbirdSno @snorezu.bsky.social · 15/09/202680/100 got emotional painting chiikawa in a pond 2843341
