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The Duchess of Snork

@duchessofsnork.bsky.social
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Benevolent monarch of the Duchy of Snork. All opinions are the Duchy of Snork's (because we are the monarch, see how that works?)

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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Need We even say it? Abolish ICE. Abolish DHS.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 01/07/2026
"It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured..."
A photo of a small vial of Estradiol TrifluorideA section of text from the book Transition! An Informal History of Liquid Gender Affirmants. The text reads...

All this sounds fairly academic and innocuous, but when translated into the problem of administering the stuff, the results are horrendous. It is, of course, an extraordinarily effective estrogenic agent, but that is the least of the problem. It is hypergolic with every known patient*, and so rapidly hypergolic that no induction period has ever been measured. It is also hypergolic with such things as syringes, examination tables, cotton wool, and nursing staff, not to mention saline, alcohol, and air. It can be kept in certain fluorinated polymers, provided they are not scratched, flexed, looked at sternly, or otherwise given an excuse to participate. * The only confirmed patient not only survived but lived to a comfortable old age. Throughout life she retained the ability to ignite combustible materials by touch. The medical significance of this observation remains uncertain, but the insurance implications were immediately obvious. She is on record as having ignited cigarettes, upholstery, and, on one occasion, an accountant. Apart from these inconveniences she remained in excellent health, and was generally agreed to have led a happy, if unusually vigorous, life.
The cover to Transition! An Informal History of Liquid Gender Affirmants.
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Look everyone, We don't think you understand. Billionaires get to decide what is right and what is wrong. Just do your tasks until you get sent to the gender mines on Mars
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is why the Philosophy Tube episode on conversion therapy in Britain was so carefully worded and went through lawyers first! It’s difficult to educate the public on topics that rich and powerful groups do not want people to know about
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In 60 days or so, we’ll face an election we can’t successfully win without a landslide. Any low-percentage win and they’ll do what we know they already know exactly how to do, and more. We’ve all seen it happen. So we need that landslide victory. We all must vote.
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Christina Henderson @chenderson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell and Rep. Tom Kean (missed 4 months of work) are/were essentially on paid sick & medical leave. The same employment protection they’ve spent their careers blocking other Americans from having.
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Rebecca Stone Gordon @meanlouise.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
As a Shirley Jackson scholar, this feels like a trap.
Graphic on the Williams Sonoma website, text over soft focus image that I guess is a woman with long hair in three quarter profile. all we really see clearly is that her white sweater has static cling around her boob. 

“Introducing
Williams Sonoma
hill House
Shop the Collection”

Whatever cooked there, cooked alone etc etc
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sexuality is complex and not uniquely determined by any one factor, but if you're going to oversimplify it to a single factor to justify hating on a group of people, choose Gametes!
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Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them) @jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
okay fine i'll read the thing based on the first skim i did i'm not holding my breath, but since we're cited repeatedly i'll engage in good faith.
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Pigs have ham meat, which is a particularly delicious form of Gamete. It's also why pigs aren't allowed to play women's sports
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The gameteor was a natural disaster sent by god to smite trans dinosaurs
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We accidentally tried to use a toilet of the wrong Gamete and the polarities were reversed and Gentle Reader We cannot share the body horror that ensued. Let's just say We needed to pee twice as much leaving as coming.
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No one tell Trump he has small gametes
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lauren Graham What's that? She's alive? LINDSEY Graham? Oh, fuck that guy
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey and Conor both kicked it, amirite?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/07/2026
STEPPING UP Colin Kaepernick is funding an independent autopsy so Nolan Wells’ family can get answers they can trust. Tyler Perry is covering Nolan’s funeral so the family can focus on grieving instead of worrying about the bill. They didn’t have to do this. They chose to, and that matters.
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
We dislike that Our first reaction to this video is, how could the content of this video be misused or weaponized against AuDHD women
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 11/07/2026
uniformed soldiers are killing civilians in Memphis; there is a city being occupied by the US military where people are dying regularly from soldiers' bullets and people aren't talking about it to the same degree as Minneapolis because: - it's in a predominantly Black city - in a red state
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 11/07/2026
Um…y’all?
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Trump Administration is empowering Real Americans to make their own Reflecting Pools in the comfort of their own homes!
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Remember, everyone, he's a builder. This is what he is good at
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What’s an obscure Simpsons quotes that’s ended up in your day to day arsenal? Whenever anything’s slightly inconvenient I find myself saying “Bob Dole don’t need that”
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Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It is really wild how much Black causes have been completely abandoned or lowered in priority by many Dems and many people, from moderates to progressives to the left. As we enter fascism, we can’t keep our eyes off the core of how we got here. Not to mention simply not abandoning Black people.
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just rename it the Infecting Pool and let Bobby handle it
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We refuse to believe that Mabel in Hoppers is straight
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Instead of changing the language in their legacy scholarship, the Upperman family has decided to pull their $1M endowment from a North Carolina university They plan to move the scholarship to a school where it is likely a Black student will receive it
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UNCW Upperman family pulling future scholarship funds over UNC System’s equality policy
For the first time in 30 years, the Upperman family isn’t awarding any new scholarships at UNCW. Linda Upperman Smith said the way the university wanted to rewrite the language around the application ...
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Answer this question, and I’ll tell you what D&D class you are. There’s a ruby you NEED, 30ft in-front of you. Only catch is, that 30 feet extends behind a pair of big wooden locked doors. And once on the other side of said doors, you’ll be greeted by two large Orcs. How do you get the ruby?
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Curious Cat Interrupts D&D Game on TikTok
ALT: Curious Cat Interrupts D&D Game on TikTok
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I took the shrewd opportunity yesterday to write about how annoying it is that Caitlin Clark and the WNBA have become places for people to project their racial and gender-based grievances: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
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Why are Texas Republicans complaining about Caitlin Clark getting fouled?
The defining issue of our time: Whether Caitlin Clark is being treated unfairly.
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Worse-ula Owen @ueowen.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For those who don't know (other white ppl?), this is more administrative racism; pseudofolliculitis mostly affects Black men and other people of color, so ending permanent shaving wavers will make the armed forces more white
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m just over this country’s bullshit.
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Correct. If they're trying to hurt someone, shoot their tires. Otherwise, murder them and pretend they were trying to hurt someone.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
“It’s a large, unmovable mass on Mars that appears firm to the touch, with jagged edges,” said astrobiologist Bryce Varden, noting the location of the growth on the underside of the planet, which he stated “often goes unchecked.”
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NASA Discovers Concerning Lump On Mars
PASADENA, CA—In an unsettling discovery that scientists described as a “potential cause for alarm,” NASA officials confirmed Monday that they had found a concerning lump on Mars. “It’s a large, unmova...
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
If We didn't know any better, We'd think he was trying to make fair elections more difficult
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
One of the boxes in the truck maybe had catnip 🤣
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AwwDHD 🥹 @mightyani.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"In a Heritage Foundation report that she co-wrote, there are proposals to give Americans financial incentives to marry by the age of 30 and a “large family bonus” for married parents with more than two children." It's ok to be on government assistance when you're a white Christian supremacist 👍
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Only children of the world… unite! By playing quietly alone in our rooms! #funny #jokes #standup #standupcomedy #HasBro
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026
Racists online saw this photo, doxxed her, and found out she had a previous arrest (the charge later being dismissed). Meanwhile she is a mentally disabled working mom minding her business. If someone can put me in contact, I’m happy to offer her a housing relief stipend thurmanperryfoundation.org
thurmanperryfoundation.org
The Thurman Perry Foundation | Creating An Equitable World For Women & Girls Impacted By Incarceration
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Oakland Ballers @oaklandballers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Let's celebrate women playing baseball!" ⚾💚 Meet Rocky Henley, Bay Area native and WPBL Representative excited to see the WPBL take off!
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Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This too, is rape culture.
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lol the most conservative men walk around hopped up on imaginary fears. Sean, you can sleep with the light off, and if you dangle your toes off the edge of the bed, nothing is going to get you
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The Duchess of Snork @duchessofsnork.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Homeless people too
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
(You should probably listen to trans people telling you about Newsom before you get embarrassed twice.)
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 07/07/2026
Donald Trump is a racist.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
Not that you care men, but you know women can see you when you say sexual abusers are ok to because of whatever reason? And we make judgements on you based off that. You are not a safe person for us.
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Martha, but like, super spooky @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Remember what happened Christine Blasey Ford when she came forward.
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