Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-… 263118472 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Impossible to overstate how much it drives the right insane to see people outside of their homes appearing to enjoy themselves in the presence other people who are strangers. Keep it up. 522629 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓The Onion @theonion.com · 17/09/2026Nation Demands More Jobs Where You Steer Ship With Big Wooden Wheel theonion.com/nation-demands-more-jo… 291511160 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓tacos el marx 𓅣 @lexaproletarian.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Never forget this classic Ken banger 330624 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Billy MacDee @bmcdev.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Imagine biblesplaining the Pope who is infallible. 525127 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 09/04/2026"Where are all the campus protestors?" ask the grinning ghouls who cheered on the brutal suppression of campus protests 222173468 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 04/02/2026worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead 18196315898 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke." 4423334910319 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 24/01/2026ICE are nothing but spineless cowards. If the constant mask wearing and adjusting didn't make that obvious, then their apparent avoiding of Philadelphia and New York should. 023 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I think the best thing to do if you're in a social media space where you have to encounter people who say stuff like "well she had it coming" is to remind them of this. Tell them you know exactly who and what they are. 523646 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 15/01/2025Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy you used to send on a Crusade so he’d stop bothering you and die from incompetence 422010323 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Today is Leif Erikson Day. 19394164 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 12/08/2025There are too many goddamned satellites in the night sky. Fuck you elon 000 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome 30175541564 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Lucas @phoenixfire.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Incomprehensibly rich people used to spend their money patronizing the arts, now they spend it on fundamentally stupid and useless technological pursuits that end up going nowhere 2213 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 05/06/2025I always feel so bad for the betta fish slowly dying in their tiny cups at the pet store. I wish I could have enough aquariums for all of them 000 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 30/05/2025Between NFTs and AI, tech companies are obsessed with pushing things on us that are terrible for the planet and the future. I miss the days when the newest gadget was something to be excited about. Now everything is just soul sucking and invasive. 020 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 26/05/2025Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson went on Fox Business in Feb. 2019 and said we don't need healthcare because God gives us free healthcare. "Doctors can give you a temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die too." 2958498 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Must be nice to be able to go to a hospital and get treatment without fearing that it will be bombed to ground or that the doctors will be summarily executed 322298630 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/04/2025if we replaced the entire Democratic Party with about 40 people who have ever had a real job we would have a better shot at keeping the right wing from destroying the country 113293458 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I'm watching CNBC. These anchors are so angry. They really didn't believe he'd do it. They're actually just now, 10 years into this shit, realizing he's a maniac hellbent on revenge and there's no grand plan for the markets. Better late than never but holy shit. 23797977612460 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Revolted every time I open snapchat because it automatically uses the front facing camera 010 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I can't believe that Cheeto Hitler and Apartheid Clyde have me siding with the French Canadians 011 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Nathan Anderson @nathanandersonart.bsky.social · 05/03/2025It's as if the Trump and Biden administrations are the Boomer's waning death-grip on their remaining power and hoarding of wealth-- they do not want to give any of that to millennials, they'd rather the world be destroyed first. 311211 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓The Onion @theonion.com · 27/02/2025Trump Plans To Sell $5 Million Gold Card Visa To Attract Rich Foreigners theonion.com/trump-p... 692205201 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 24/02/2025everyone wants there to be an equivalent of oil in the green energy economy - a scarce and geopolitically contested natural resource that can be secured by violence and hoarded for huge profits - and there just... isn't one. 14985141 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things 589532034 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Stacy @stacy31.bsky.social · 11/02/2025A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. “Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is “Gulf of Mexico" 64370873145 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Dan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 06/02/2025The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form. 11572985810821 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 01/02/2025One thing that is clear right now is that most elected Democrats and their circles understand politics as an intellectual exercise rather than a battle for power with real world consequences. If it’s all just debate club, then by definition, nothing can be a crisis meriting an exceptional response. 720726 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Once again finding myself missing the days when I was at the top of my trombone game 140 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 09/01/2025How can i be expected to work when it has been snowing and bitterly cold for days? As a winter being I would much rather be playing outside and then going home to my wood stove 030 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓ceej @ceej.online · 08/01/2025the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared 190106621230 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I'll read you that if you read me the book you won at Thrymskapr 100 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 07/01/2025If they weren't going to do anything politically useful they could at least have done something hilarious or insane. Instead the lame duck period was ineffectual *and* boring and I will never forgive them for either of those sins. 430840 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 07/01/2025It's been snowing all day and I just want a wide, empty place to recklessly drive my impreza 020 0
𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓 @dublcheez.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I thought my cats finally learned to be killers, but their actions last night and this morning have cast that into doubt 040 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Jimmy Carter stopping in hell to beat up Ronald Reagan before going to heaven 017115 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Wikipedia @wikipedia.org · 25/12/2024The Christmas Truce of 1914 remains a powerful symbol of shared humanity during one of the most difficult periods in modern history. 🧵⬇️ (1/4) 310129 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 23/12/2024Was walking to work one day in 2013. Guy riding his bike through an intersection hits a pothole, flies over the handlebars, & faceplants on the pavement. Another woman and I rush over to him, she says "I'll call an ambulance." He gets up, bloodied, says no, he doesn't have insurance & speeds off. 251674212 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co... 86105151960 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 05/12/2024Torrent of Hate, what a great band name. 521261124 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 05/12/2024DENY through the ditches DEFEND through the witches DEPOSE in the back of that C E OOOO 8459107 0
Reposted by 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖉𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖜𝖓Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 28/11/2024AP - November 29, 2025 - The death toll has risen to 190,000 after Butterball (NYSE: SEB +23.7%) debuted the all-AI version of its venerable Turkey Helpline that instructed callers to "leave the plastic on so it cooks faster and doesn't dry out." 5525115 0