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Reading this top to bottom and nodding my head at how much sense it makes and how well suited this person is for their role.

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026

PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please stop posting pictures of Elon

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Man this place is extra doomy today. Y'all need some soup.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(scolding a puppy that adorably hides its face) Joshua Patrick Allen.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

3-0 is 3-0, ugly wins matter, never wear those awful uniforms again Go Bills

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Quick, somebody cut to the Sabres boys drinking beer!"

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Matty Dubs @theycallmedubs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ernest Goes to Jail ass uniforms

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If the Bills happen to lose this game they can just mothball these jerseys no one likes. Just say oops it was the uniforms and literally everyone will agree.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I mean if I wanted to watch the Lions I'd watch the Lions

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I can't figure out why this simple message with a concrete example isn't landing with rednecks.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You see your honor, my car went rogue and parked there

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'll happily give my money as a subscription to the publication and/or journalist that stops using "rogue agents" and rightly calls out that the company commits crimes.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Y'all ever just do a bowl of frozen mixed vegetables with some soy sauce for dinner? Good stuff.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

They should invent beer for dudes.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026

“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Doing a new bit where I insist this is a real movie that actually came out in 2014

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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

More like the Green Bay Slackers.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Wedge Antilles finding out the Empire has built a second Death Star:

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My dog went rogue and stole a pie cooling on my neighbor's window, I need a billion dollars to prevent this from happening.

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 24/09/2026

Respect isn't given. It's earned. By accumulating Respect Points. You can earn Respect Points by completing Side Stories or defeating monsters listed on the Job Board. Check the Almanack to see how many Respect Points you need to level up!

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Every once in a while Facebook comments slap

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

What did Luke Skywalker mean by this??

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There was only one robot that was ever a person, that was Optimus Prime, and we lost Peter Cullen RIP king, offer no quarter to the pretenders that remain.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Also brands, corporations, and companies. Many things are not people, and we should not treat them as such.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I like when Common shows up in a show or movie and wardrobe is like no notes just go out there as Common

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

ISH CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The way you can instantly clock christian music like you can instantly clock AI writing

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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 22/09/2026

"tech will all help us work less" ok smart guy why do I now have to scan and bag my own groceries at any supermarket?

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I got banned from a multiverse theory subreddit for saying there's a universe where multiverse theory doesn't apply and saying "okay, prove it" to every reply hollering that I was wrong

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buffaloser @buffaloser.com · 27/05/2025

Hearing that Bluesky vibes are faltering. Here's a quick fix:

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Seeing Krebs on the top line again

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Dan @dster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Incredible stuff that Ed Sheeran has been stuck in a "the best time to call for an end to the genocide in Gaza was immediately, the second best time is now" loop for so long.

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