Reposted by DanDan @dster.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Inside you are 3 wolves. They are the Buffalo Sabres forwards. (You are your team's defensive zone btw) Oh shit here come 2 more wolves as the defenders jump into the rush. Oh shit oh shit 1123
Reposted by DanDan @dster.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Anyway the Sabres are going to win the Cup that is all 183
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 9hMaybe the Sabres accidentally gave the 60 page power play dossier to all the other teams 142
Reposted by DanMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 10hthe tech industry is about to invent books 445158563080
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 15hOur pit/mastiff loves giving pibble nibbles, she gently chatters her incisors on us whenever she's really happy 010
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 19hHollering "Yeah! Fuck em up!" while they're honking and flapping, life is good 120
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 19hA couple of geese were fighting in the field behind my house and I ran out barefoot and climbed the fence like Huck Finn to watch em 120
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 19hThe entire DNC is taking this seriously which is why they're texting me asking for just 5 dollars 000
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 20hDon't worry y'all I know the president said something horrifying but my senator Slotkin is gonna furrow her brow and look concerned, she's got this 100
Reposted by DanDan @dster.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Imagine being The Shredder. Imagine being a 35-to-50 year old man who's been training martial arts every day for your entire life. Imagine how mad you'd be if one day you got your ass kicked by 4 teenagers and their elderly rat dad! 2112
Reposted by DanBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners. 212038380
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's pretty wild how The Wire spends 4 seasons depicting a hellish dystopian Baltimore just brimming with corruption, drugs, and death and then it ends with a 5 minute love letter to the city tourism video 000
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's great, I love that we're 2 games into the season and I'm white knuckling saying "they're a 3rd period team" one and over again 001
Reposted by DanTaraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies @theblueststar.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I think about her a lot because of this 172567527
Reposted by DanDan @dster.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This is Josh Doan, Josh Norris, and Zach Benson 11610
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I knew that Eminem verse was fake cuz I was sitting on the real one the whole time 000
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Geertsen or Gilbert should dress as D6 or on the 4th line next time 010
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's so cool when the largest companies just start playing Three Card Monte, really assures me there are adults in charge 011
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I would simply beat the forgettable Columbus Blue Jackets in the first game of the season. It would be easy for me. 120
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My timeline is furious which can only mean one thing, hockey is back baby!! 010
Reposted by Danwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go 301961212
Reposted by DanDan @dster.bsky.social · 02/05/2026When I get asked about Zach Benson in the futuremedia.tenor.comtwo men are standing in front of a brick building and the caption says he was the best guy aroundALT: two men are standing in front of a brick building and the caption says he was the best guy around 051
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's my favorite time of year when I rewatch Castlevaniastatic.klipy.comInvulnerable Dracula in CastlevaniaALT: Invulnerable Dracula in Castlevania 000
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Reading this top to bottom and nodding my head at how much sense it makes and how well suited this person is for their role. 000
Dan @dster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like it's the role of the Trust & Safety officer to not stick their head in the sand and try to be unbothered 0200
Reposted by DanJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 12893144
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