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One thing I've learned as I've gotten older is, when dealing with big companies, ask for a refund at literally every opportunity. A handy phrase is "I'm going to leave a review, and how you handle this determines what it says."

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What the hell? Where is James Coo...JEEZUS!

A chart showing run stuffed percentage vs. explosive run percentage. James Cook is almost literally off the chart in a good way.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You absolutely DO NOT have to take your hat off to Deshaun Watson.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I get that it's a benefit, but Goo Goo Dolls tickets are $180? Come on man.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There are two types of Mohawk. The punk kind and the dirtbag kind. Benny got the one you would expect.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Unreasonably proud of how much of a champ my 3yo was when she got her flu shot this morning.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Turns out most of the AFC sucks, huh?

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So the Shaq cuck commercial is pretty fuckin' weird, huh?

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Kirk Cousins is the all time mean QB. A more average player has never existed.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've been to Rio, and it is even cooler than it looks.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Now time to...cheer for the Cowboys?

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I need a live feed of Jim Harbaugh and Mike McDaniel locked in a room together for the duration of the season.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ricky Martin seems like a great pint.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I saw a lot written about an improved Bengals defense. If you give up 30 to the Steelers, you are not improved.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The offense could not play worse, and put up 24.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 27/09/2026

Defense didn't allow a touchdown after the opening Cook fumble. That's pretty good and you can't really think the offense is gonna turn the ball over 5 times for the next 14 games.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That was UGLY, but theres a lot to be said for beating a good, bad team.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I take pride in knowing I'll never be the responsible fan of the game.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If Keon Coleman can continue to be a functional NFL player, we are really cooking.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The ref is in the files. Guaranteed.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's a woman in front of me knitting. This is her fault.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This place looks awesome in the sunshine

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Mr. Congeniality @mrcongeniality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bills

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'll also point out that Adolf's First Ward Tavern was founded prior to the invasion of Poland.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The odds of a Buffalonian wearing at least one article of clothing that says "Buffalo" on it at any given time are over 85%.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

City are in so much trouble when this case gets settled in 2136, and I've been dead for 70 years.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I simply do not understand the "northerner obsessed with Buc-ee's" personality archetype.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know they say history doesnt repeat, it rhymes, but I'm just saying lets put on a production of Our American Cousin.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I've been saying it: WNY in September is the best weather anywhere in the world.

The extended forecast that is all high 60's and sunny.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Had a hell of a Buffalo day. Took the girls to Huddle for Hunger and got to talk to the rookies (and Thurman!) then booked it down to the arena to watch the Sabres beat ass. What a town, man.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The way you can instantly clock christian music like you can instantly clock AI writing

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

(You guys, I'm Sabres posting in SEPTEMBER)

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One thing that immediately stands out is the consistent skill level of all 4 lines. Idk if we'll be as good as last year, but I think we're gonna have a ton of fun.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

PSA: got 100 level tickets for preseason tonight for 9 dollars.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Now that my ADHD is medicated, is keep having this bizarre experience where I remember something I have to do, go to do it, and find out I already did it a week ago. My experience prior...was not that.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jesus why do they keep showing that. Gross dude

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The police don't exist to protect you, they exist to protect capital.

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Illsbury (CURVA NORD) @illsbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is the Patriots team we're supposed to be scared of?

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