drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 5hAdding “Movement Director” to all my profiles after the Pulitzer-worthy #2 I just took 050
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20h"For too long, words were not prompts typed with fingers to create life-affirming stim. They were stacked in tiring rows like this. Clumped together, they were called 'sentences.' Many sentences make a paragraph. And a book is just hundreds of paragraphs that seem to never stop." buff.ly/oZe8zx4buff.lyHow to Read Good or Maybe Great“First, accept how fun reading isn’t. Words do not blast stim at the rate we enjoy today. Words are old, older than TikTok. Back then, a human would read, ‘F... 15622
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 7hBroke: partiful Woke: Sniffies orgy-throwing-feature 0280
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 9hgm to the liddlest excavator that has visited the construction site outside my bedroom 🥹 lookit him go 2380
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 29/09/2026You don't fucking say. 319928
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026renaissance painting when the renaissance is really fucking stupid 1333672478
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You guys there’s a mother fucking fly that has been tormenting me for 2 days. Landing on my phone. Landing on the remote. Landing on my fucking JOINT. Like this thing is MOCKING me and I’m bout to start getting pyro. 4161
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026republicans are immune to, but also cannot wield, the Perjury Rune 312410
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyMason Voorhees @daddyvourdalak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey bro your balls are hanging out 14912
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyUnabashedlyBi 💙 💜 💖 @unabashedlybi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gm 3491
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm not saying that a guy who sprints to the front to defend every rapist and attack every victim is himself a rapist because I have no information upon which to base such a claim. But I would bet a million bucks that this guy would risk his life to keep any of us from seeing his hard drive. 13674115
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@smalldivaready.bsky.social I’m always gonna follow someone with a Dorinda pic in the header 020
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Like idk about all of you? But my immediate post-nut-clarity thought is the porn performers’ stance on healthcare as a human right lol 0393
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the Gay Porn Content Creator podcast, that I can’t stop listening to, has yet to ask one of his guests who they voted for lol 5321
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Slings should be more acceptable living room furniture 2280
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Resisting the urge to flirt with guys online all day long 1240
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyMichael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Words to live by: “baby’s in his find out era.” 241752255
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my body is a Shirley Temple or whatever 019063
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026still smoking cigarettes with my ears (listening to every political podcast I can get my hands on to better follow the polls) 2150
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyJeffrey Wuhl @jeffreywuhl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Incredible 26415
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a slutty lesbian N95 from Massachusetts 5905
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyCole 🌈 @lilgay.club · 25/09/2026Lesbian bar drama is not about woke being bad it’s really about how American society is increasingly dominated by the heckler’s veto. 0417
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyKaren Geier @karengeier.com · 24/09/2026bold of you to assume that there will be any by then as there are only 36!!!!!!! in all of america right now!!!! 1313
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyCourtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 24/09/2026I have said that the main use for AI is going to be widescale fraud and I'm delighted to see that people are posting about all the fraud they plan to do on main. 7674138
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyJenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The internet and streaming has made billboard charts irrelevant. I wish we would move on. There are so many young people making amazing experimental and genre-bending pop music. If you think the state of pop music is dire that’s on you for not doing the bare minimum to find new artists. 5788
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One time I spilled a bag of coke into the stick shift well of my grandmother’s 4 speed with no radio and it mixed in with a bunch of cigarette ash and potato chip crumbs and dust but I salvaged as much as I could for the rest of the drive to New York. 6665
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Bluesky is dead” O ya? Then how come I’m seeing people skeet “oh no Caleb” and it’s a about a sportsman playing a sportsmatch that I wasn’t aware was evening happening. 0230
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sometimes when you least plan an outfit you wind up looking the most trade 82132
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026someday I gotta yell “seize them” and mean it 1220
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskybodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 19/09/2026porno cameramen after filming a scene: 4655
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I would also like to see what Plastique Tiara would do to Hassan Piker I bet it would be amazing 1394
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyTyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 06/02/2026Guys be like “I know a spot” and then bring you here 3313
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026When I made this point to my cybersecurity friend he acted like I was a Batman villain and it was such a rush. 1220
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026and now I’m catching up on RHOSLC and you know what’ll be fun is when Bronwyn eventually gets married again 1130
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Spent all last night unclogging my tub and playing Bioshock for symmetry 1170
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskywill @willduh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026got him going crazy for this poohnananana 6532
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the Diet Coke didn’t save me, it just made me ornery. Baby needs a NAP 180
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyRaphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Gonna go shopping on my lunch break. I may not come back. 1211
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyJason GRIZZLED Bittel @bittelmethis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: New cat species just dropped! 🧪 What is a tilcayo, exactly? Well, it's a small wild cat in the genus Leopardus and a member of the tiger cat species complex, but it is NOT a tigrina, oncilla, kodkod, Geoffroy's cat... www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...nationalgeographic.comMeet the First New Cat Species Discovered in 100 yearsA small, spotted tiger cat from Bolivia may just be the beginning of a wave of new small cat species. 10656273
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskyviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Surely if the Dems win by historic margins, our nation's media will declare a vibe shift that woke is back and hire a bunch of progressive columnists and write columns saying you are out of touch if you are on X and not Bluesky. Surely! 1749
Reposted by drunkgrindr deadblueskymichael @radplanets.com · 16/09/2026what the fuck is a provost 7241
drunkgrindr deadbluesky @drunkgrindr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ziwe interviews the Duchess of Sussex when 1222
