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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄

@ralphy.bsky.social
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 1h
Excessive rainfall will be penetrating really hard. Will you be soaked?
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 2h
Amidst all the bs happening, I finally found this 1st edition bad boy! Pls clap.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 17h
Anyways, backrooms was a comedy, right?
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 17h
If I consent to a 3way, cool. If I wanted to be drunk and high while doing so, cool. With that being said, I did NOT consent to inviting 50 people to join.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 18h
King popped off.
Hudson William posted a story of the Cornell 7 adding “arrest them. Fuck them and fuck Cornell too”
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone played that ‘choosin texas’ song at work and it just sounds like an Al bot made it. The type of song that plays while you’re waiting for your rental car. Flat, no vocal prowess, no melody switch-ups, tone deaf. Idk man, it just sucks.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Conversation comes to a halt when facts are introduced.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Support your local journalist.
foreignpolicy.com
Maria Ressa on Fighting Back Against Big Tech
Maria Ressa is one of the most inspiring journalists of our age, a media leader whose bravery against authoritarianism earned her the Nobel Peace Prize in 2021. Now, she’s focusing her energy on artif...
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I knew at a young age never to be with a group of people where you’re the token ethnic person.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Castrate them all.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You should go see Forgotten Island. Bring your entire family! Like now.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another hurricane. 😵‍💫 Mentally, I’m here.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I might begin visiting bars if they hosted watch parties for The Great British Bake Off.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She’s trying to c*ckblock Ms Rachel from getting that #1 spot.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to like your pic but you’re the type of b*tch that posts, “I forgot about this app.”
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually, *not sorry.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NO FLUID was found in Nolan Wells' lungs or airways, per the autopsy report by the Mississippi State Medical Examiner. How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This book I’m reading is a*s.
Troye Sivan eats a*s
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Imma do the best I can with what I got.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my favorite photos I took of this trip.
Seattle city skyline with a crescent moon directly above the space needle
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want to learn how to blow cool glass stuff.
Me in front of a Chihuly glass sculpture
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk who needs to hear this but if you’re planning to take the high road, it’s closed. f*ck shi up.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Christmas >>> Texas Go argue with your mammy
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day of fall. Act accordingly.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What was the point in putting in time to learn C++ when the bish at the coffee shop next to me is using Al.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This and my peppermint mocha
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Ooohhh ok” (Yeah I still didn’t get it)
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When he turns off his location.
Scrying from charmed. IYKYK
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For a limited time, Costco is brining back churros! Lock in!
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Should you select a single track for tonight’s listening, this composition is the recommended choice.
music.apple.com
Melt Away by Mariah Carey on Apple Music
Song · 1995 · Duration 3:40
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess how many rounds of free bread I got at the Cheesecake Factory?
Mitchy throwing the deuce
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Conservative tourist h03s love acting like a b1cth in blue states.
Mitchy smiling (I think)
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gonna go shopping on my lunch break. I may not come back.
Mitchy throwing the deuce.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve been thinking about releasing my nudes.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Note to self: no more red-eye flights.
Me in the bathroom taking a pic
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hold up. No black actors won an Emmy?
static.klipy.com
Davonne Rogers Pretends To Be Shocked
ALT: Davonne Rogers Pretends To Be Shocked
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Gonna tell my kids this is Ed Sheeran and P!nk.
Rupert GrintPDF james charles
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Straight people have a tendency to ask a gay person if they know this other random gay person. Yes, I do, they are a big sl*t online.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Had my first pumpkin spice latte of the season.
Pumpkin spice girly in a pumpkin patch while holding a pumpkin
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beaches is my new favorite movie.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Correct.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kisses to my exes.
Martha Stewart puckering up her lips with the caption “I’ve been thinking about releasing my nudes”
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have a best friend at work and we never see each other outside of work. Our relationship is thriving.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t want to hear any Celine Dion slander because it’s on sight, h0e.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Page Six is an interesting choice for a name. Eff it, heck yeah brotherrr!
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How much are we tipping for a haircut nowadays?
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These videos of straight dudes getting asked if other people were to see a pic of them, would they think they’re also straight is frying me. Straight people think about ✨us✨ ALL. THE. TIME!
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Basically this.
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Raphael ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ @ralphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oomfie talks like his last neuron gave its last spark.
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Tim Robinson I Think You Should Leave
ALT: Tim Robinson I Think You Should Leave
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