Reposted by Johnny DeadliftA-100 gecs @pinstripebungle.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Just reminded of the "Scully Effect" - that girls who watched the X-files were more likely to pursue careers in science- but this ignores the bigger "Mulder Effect" which inspired a whole generation of young men to become socially awkward porn addicted conspiracy theorists. 232304541
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024“No, it’s Michael Penis JUNIOR. Michael Penis was my father.” 130
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Someone is going to lose their house because they’re a problem gambler and they’ll spend years grumbling about a “penix fumble” 010
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Schoolchildren are going to learn Roman numerals so that can trick their classmates into joining the “pen nine club” 010
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024My name is Michael Penis Junior, commander of the Falcons of the South, General of the Penis Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Penisurilius. Penis to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered Penis. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Penis. 130
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I still can’t believe that Thiel named his surveillance company “Palintir.” He openly referred to his services as “the thing that seems to give you limitless powers of surveillance, but actually distorts your reality and eventually allows me to control you” and then governments still bought in. 086
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024When I worked at Party City, we used to rig up pneumatic blowguns using the big helium tanks, a straw, wads of paper, and tacks. We’d take turns trying to shoot down wayward balloons that had become unmoored and floated to the ceiling. Good memory. 030
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Send not to know for whom the bus bangs, it bangs for thee. 010
Reposted by Johnny DeadliftCaleb Alexander @readingcabbage.bsky.social · 19/12/2024All timer, for me. 268782
Reposted by Johnny DeadliftBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/12/2024The powers that be are censoring my views that 1) the joker should be a clown 2) clowns should do crime 3) the crime clown should be named the joker 4) he should seem happy even though he’s angry 5) the clown should be keep being named joker 01246
Reposted by Johnny DeadliftMelinda M. Snodgrass @melindas.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Thank you very much. My focus in law school was Constitutional law, and it was a way to discuss Dred Scott in a setting where it could have an impact, but give people space to consider the issues without becoming defensive. It's what makes science fiction so wonderful. 1753030
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024That cancellation could not have come at a better time. Just found this bad boy at work. Bring me the muppet, he must be stamped 030
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 29/11/2024This is great. A dude who posts like David Simon if he were a MAGA conservative, but instead of making The Wire he’s been the subject of anti-suit injunctions from family courts in multiple states 030
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Just had this pop on to my feed organically, and it was like seeing an old friend. It’s official: Bluesky has supplanted Twitter. 030
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Seconded on muellershewrote! Robert Mueller is taking his time. He’s just under deep cover right now, posing as a humiliating failure. When he finally does something it’s going to be EPIC and you won’t want to miss it 010
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Drake cements his reputation as softest rapper in the game 040
Reposted by Johnny Deadliftgreg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 23/11/2024Drove through a cool patch of highway today that was both very bright and very misty, like when you get to Valhalla in Skyrim if the heroes of the past were all Subaru Outbacks 0242
Reposted by Johnny DeadliftStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2024HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well 6370101754
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I give up so I’ve decided that chirality and helicity are the same thing. That’s just something I believe. 010
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me? 020
Reposted by Johnny Deadliftmankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 08/11/2024no one wants to talk about this but the reason picking up cold dog poop is worse than picking up fresh dog poop is because the warmth it provides is a small comfort. you like the warmth a little bit 17886
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Close to one year sober, and I can say that being bipolar helps. It’s easier to resist alcohol because I harbor a secret and shameful hope that, through sobriety, the universe will elevate me and let me once again see The Pattern. I understand that this isn’t an option for a lot of people though 010
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Indiana Jones is a professor of archaeology at a liberal arts college in Connecticut. He not only votes Harris, he has one of those “in this house” yard signs. 240
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 04/11/2024“Lovers, of course, are notoriously frantic epistemologists, second only to paranoiacs (and analysts) as readers of signs and wonders.” Adam Phillips, “On Love” 020
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 29/10/2024albums where the first four tracks are absolute bangers Sort of unbelievable that these are also the first four songs on their first album. Nothing else like it in popular music imo 000
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 18/10/2024I am watching Canadian basic cable for the first time in years, and I’ve stumbled upon a show called Hudson and Rex. It’s a buddy cop police procedural, except one of the cops is a dog. youtu.be/_3OjHfXoDsI?...youtu.beHudson & Rex | New Drama Series on CitytvYouTube video by Citytv 130
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 17/10/2024What if you fell in love with someone and then discovered that they stand on the left side of escalators? 010
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 10/10/2024Coke and Smirnoff Vanilla. To this day, I can’t smell Vanilla Coke without wretching 020
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 10/10/2024Breaking: Writer and controversial social media figure Caroline Calloway, 33, has tragically survived hurricane Milton. 020
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 09/10/2024Demi Moore playing the guitar in One Crazy Summer (1986) 030
Reposted by Johnny Deadliftjon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 23/12/2023I get the butterfly. It's blue, it's in the sky, it invokes the memory of the other place that had a blue guy flying around. It's not terrible. But it needs a huge cock 371161251
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 21/12/2023Fuck Elon I hope Twitter is broken for good 000
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Nixon: Where you been? We were waiting forever. Suharto is already dancing naked with a lampshade on his head, and Pinochet passed out. Kissinger: AAAAAAH fuck it’s hot! 000
Reposted by Johnny Deadliftdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 29/11/2023Just got this in email from Tim Cook and it had a video link and he personally addressed me by name and said Jazz Fucker to me in the video and when I tried to close the video my 8 year old mac caught on fire. I am posting this from my 13 year old mac where I keep my backup mp3 collection. Of jazz 924733
Reposted by Johnny Deadliftan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/11/20231923: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute. 2023: The world's richest man is an antisemite. The hot new music on the street is experimental jazz flute. 7964382022
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 17/11/2023Track list for Andre 3000’s new album. Initial thoughts: it don’t mean a toot if it ain’t got that flute. 000
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 16/11/2023Pinkerton is probably the most obvious Maybe Kid A too 110
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 16/11/2023“Cacio e pepe” is Italian for “poopoo and peepee” 000
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 16/11/2023The “bin laden letter going viral” story reminds me of @wyattprivilege.bsky.social on the last ALAB episode about the Vedic concept that a king bears karmic responsibility for the citizens under its rule 100
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 14/11/2023I recognize only the one true Christian Baby 000
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 14/11/2023These pictures have the best delta between “opulent environment” and “mournfully underwhelming food” that I’ve ever seen 000
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Kicking the timeline off with a bit of tongue 010
Johnny Deadlift @dropinandsmack1.bsky.social · 29/09/2023That little spacebitch ain’t getting my ID 040