Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026Phrase ‘It’s Been Real’ Pushes Already Great Hangout With Friend Into Heretofore Unknown Levels Of Bliss theonion.com/phrase-its-been-real-p… 882958
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502549302
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892933433
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Area Man Unsure If He’s Male-Bonding Or Being Bullied theonion.com/area-man-unsure-if-he-… 211720177
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove… 81670172
Reposted by Owen MitchellGory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Warcraft 3 is the best Blizzard game and it's cool to have a new campaign for it. 0111
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026Rolo Ad Greatly Overestimates The Social Element Of Eating Rolos theonion.com/rolo-ad-greatly-overes… 251647129
Reposted by Owen MitchellGory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We had a dying smoke alarm and couldn't get to the internal battery, so we set it to silence and discharge, put it in the garbage. Last night at midnight it started freaking out and I had to smash it with a hammer 3151
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/08/2026Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being… 4471581820
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026‘Just Take It Slow, And You’ll Be Fine,’ Drunk Driver Assures Self While Speeding Away In Stolen Police Car theonion.com/just-take-it-slow-and-… 7114472
Reposted by Owen MitchellKaye Ross @kaye.zone · 17/08/2026I’ve never had a sufficient amount of fun with a Diablo-style game for the majority of the time I’ve sat down playing it. The mechanics of it are so tedious to me that theming and gimmicks can only ever raise them to “okay”. The genre’s appeal, outside of gambling reasons, baffles me. 10171
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received theonion.com/man-has-never-given-si… 28115279
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-… 432627245
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2026Heat Safety Experts Advise Americans To Seek Privilege theonion.com/heat-safety-experts-ad… 61594213
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary theonion.com/teacher-required-to-pr… 414075776
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/07/2026Study: Average Person’s Enjoyment Of Vacation Drops 36% For Each Additional Family Member Present theonion.com/study-average-person-s… 131349108
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/07/2026Newborn Baby Can Already Tell Parents’ Genetics Not Going To Do Him Any Favors theonion.com/newborn-baby-can-alrea… 13117473
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026Yak Hopes They Never Stop Making Grass theonion.com/yak-hopes-they-never-s… 303227349
Reposted by Owen MitchellGory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I've been playing Parodius. A) It's hard, but B) I've decided I would like an Option. Just a smaller Gary that tails me and does whatever I do. 2171
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/07/2026Guy With Huge Head Not Even Smart theonion.com/guy-with-huge-head-not… 311348115
Reposted by Owen MitchellImran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I’ve said this before but Pirate’s Curse is the best Shantae game and one of the best Metroidvanias period and I feel like I have been chasing that high with the rest of the series and they have not come close to hitting it. 4639
Reposted by Owen Mitchellthey/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This one goes out to all the people who told me I’d never make anything of myself. You were right but it was still very rude. 0245
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/06/2026Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel theonion.com/dog-not-sure-how-to-in… 71912188
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake theonion.comI Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try CakeHello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the... 9492112225
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026Work Life, Personal Life Both Spent Desperately Trying To Appeal To Women 18 To 34 theonion.com/work-life-personal-lif… 1369930
Reposted by Owen MitchellBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Not even gonna start this Onion video because I think the thumbnail was chosen with a lot of care 765726
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2026Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening theonion.com/worst-financial-decisi… 1491066
Reposted by Owen MitchellNoah Caldwell-Gervais @noahgervais.bsky.social · 01/06/2026A Major Personal Update www.patreon.com/posts/major-...patreon.comA Major Personal Update | Noah Caldwell-GervaisA Major Personal Update by Noah Caldwell-Gervais on Patreon. Join Noah Caldwell-Gervais's community for exclusive content and updates. 4323066636
Reposted by Owen MitchellDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Oh so you're telling me the young people of today grow up in a culture that is both the same and very different to that which I grew up in and I need to adjust my brain accordingly while still recognizing our essential sameness? That sounds like some shit a guy born before or after me would say. 1549118
Reposted by Owen MitchellDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 22/05/20261. Kpop has no authority to bind and cast out demons. Kpop Demon Hunters promotes the notion that kpop, not the LORD, has authority to bind and cast out demons. 9581101
Reposted by Owen MitchellGory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Sort of melancholy about ending the Planescape Torment season of Real Lich Hours. Special game, hit me for quad damage at the exact right time in my life. 2181
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2026Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-… 522964312
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon theonion.com/report-you-probably-du… 2072667
Reposted by Owen MitchellGory Battlefield @garybutterfield.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Wild we all settled on a name as silly as Walkie Talkie. 6231
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/04/2026“Our research consistently revealed that one of the best predictors of a sleepless night was having a gong sound near one’s bed,” said lead author Dr. Sylvia Mott theonion.comPoor Sleep Linked To GongCHICAGO—Concluding that the costs of keeping such a device in the bedroom far exceeded the benefits, a study released Monday by the University of Chicago’s sleep lab found a strong link between poor s... 1888994
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/04/2026Area Man Just Wants To Throw One Good Punch In His Life theonion.com/area-man-just-wants-to… 2293564
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/03/2026Breaking: All Of World’s Problems Solved Overnight While You Were Sleeping theonion.com/breaking-all-of-world-… 311443143
Reposted by Owen MitchellRed Scott @redscott.com · 24/03/2026frustratingly, the world is still adaptation! I think you're right though, what a great series 011
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/03/2026No One In Family Sure Who Trip To Arboretum Is Geared Toward theonion.com/no-one-in-family-sure-… 24105464
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/03/2026Friends, Coworkers Announce Plan To Gang Up On Depressed Man Right When He Feels Worst theonion.com/friends-coworkers-anno… 91084108
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2026Dog Worried He Always One Initiating Petting theonion.com/dog-worried-he-always-… 71801152
Reposted by Owen MitchellThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026Guy Ordering Nonalcoholic Beer Has Either Seen A Ton Of Shit Or No Shit At All theonion.com/guy-ordering-nonalcoho… 151407140
Reposted by Owen MitchellBobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026first Canadian healthcare experience: made an appointment for the following day, met with a doctor, had a test done, and got to leave without tithing to insurance company shareholders 6521
