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Edmund Alcock

@dreadmund.bsky.social
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Mr RobertBob @mrrobertbob.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
All polls show a significant majority wanting to rejoin the EU A huge 92% of under 25’s want to rejoin the EU R/T if you want to #RejoinEU 🙂
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
This is Gelmire Lysander @timplatt.bsky.social
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
A man grabs another man by the shoulder with intense seriousness and says "if I die please do NOT clear my search history." He leans in closer and says "I want to people to know what I was into." The other man, with trepidation asks "is it... bad?" The first man leans in close with an melancholic but demonic expression and says "no, it is baffling."
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
This world is so false and superficial and I'm finding it incredibly hard to care about things. These few precious moments of sincerity do not seem worth the rivers of shit I have to wade through to get there anymore
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 18/02/2024
There's this wild Lovecraftian horror to a grown adult talking about how great it'll be when AI can make full-length movies and books based on a few prompts, because you suddenly realize they've only ever seen shadows dancing on the cave wall for their whole life. Nothing has meant anything to them.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
Another miserable day working from home. Wearing comfortable clothes. Surrounded by all the things I could possibly need. Little dog sleeping by me. Every day this nightmare. I yearn for the office
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
My discovery feed is absolutely shit now so this place must be taking off
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Hayes Brown @hayesbrown.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
A shorter version of my latest column: www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Panel one:
[off-screen] Fox News: Taylor Swift's plane is emitting soo much carbon
Angry Goose: Why are carbon emissions bad?
Panel 2:
[Man labeled Fox News being chased]
Goose: Explain why carbon emissions are bad, coward!!!
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
If Elon Musk really was Iron Man the first time he lowered his helmet's visor it would have sliced his face clean off
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
The "Then Perish" meme. A close up of Barack Obama's eyes and eyebrows, tinted red-orange with the text, "THEN PERISH" written on it.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/12/2023
Screenshotting the most annoying people from Twitter to post them on here
That guy holding the lady’s eyes open in BIRD BOX
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
People who are coughing up a lung but "tested negative" - what makes you think I want whatever nasty bug you have just because it isn't COVID? Go home.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Ebenezer Scrooge at 10 am on Christmas morning frantically googling "how to cook goose whole goose" and getting a bunch of websites that say like "From time immemorial people have asked 'how to cook goose whole goose.'"
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
I can't describe how healing it feels to be on my own. I'm taking a week off in January to crawl under a rock and be unperceivable
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Stealing NFTs is like stealing losing lottery tickets after the numbers have been drawn.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
The next guillotine will have always online DRM, a built in Alexa and will only be used on employees who have exceeded their mandated break time by 60 seconds or more
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
Today I got to enjoy watching a man with an animated Santa's workshop teams background angrily argue in favour of making my job redundant while not really knowing what my job is. I love this working culture 😇
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
This month I will be cumming non stop with a totally bare top lip and I will most certainly not be writing anything down
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
"I asked Chatgpt to ____" is the new telling people in detail about your dreams. It feels important to you, but it's so boring and no one cares
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
Elon Musk would not even pass the voight-kampff test so it was brave of him to remind us about bladerunner
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 17/09/2023
Anyone else notice that Pepé Le Pew has been putting out a bunch of weird, conspiratorial, right-wing videos lately? I wonder what's up with that.
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
my bluesky experience is following someone and then almost immediately unfollowing them because they take up 95% of my feed
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
We used to say "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" but allow me to propose an updated phase that better reflects the world as it is today: "There are no ethics."
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Draw your OC in this pose
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
People trying to build the metaverse when we can't even get pages to scroll without bouncing up and down as ads load making me click the wrong link
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
When world building for DnD I follow a very simple design philosophy. "Try to freak them out a little bit."
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
I don't have any followers on bluesky so every time I post it's like throwing a journal page into the void AS ALL SOCIAL MEDIA SHOULD BE INTERACTION HAS RUINED EVERYTHING
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
Did any other starfleet ships have councillors? Did any other starfleet ships have councillors who had a dedicated seat on the bridge?
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
The Sims but you can't make any changes to your home or your landlord will fine your broke ass and if your neighbours try to interact with you your sim has a panic attack
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
I want to crawl around like a little guy hiding a treasure in the jungle underbrush
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
yeah blocking is important for legitimate safety reasons but also it’s just so neat to click a button and a weird guy who talks like he’s in fallout new vegas goes away forever
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Edmund Alcock @dreadmund.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Here's what I'm working on at the moment and I refuse to apologize
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