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Dread Hochuli

@dreadhochuli.bsky.social
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Derbying since 2013, vibraslap enthusiast, fuck ice, a planet's rotation is how long its day be

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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 20h
the Mexican National Guard's tactical chihuahua has cleansed my soul
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hell yeah, goalie goal!!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Possible Hegseth is the most punchable person in this admin
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OpenSI or XSI first?
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a Cornell alumni, this absolutely disgusts me
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know when public attention can reverse a prosecutorial decision like this you almost get the sense that the decision to shrug it off in the first place was not based on an assessment of the quality of the evidence so much as an assessment of the seriousness of the crime.
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Put them in jail
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 27/09/2026
Hawkeye Football V @HawkeyeFootball
NO EXTRA TIME NECESSARY
6:03 PM • 9/26/26 • 1.6K Views
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH MY GOD IOWA
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This video is instructive, not bc of the hypocrisy, which is to be expected, but by the fact that it exhibits just how much we are getting a Trump in serious decline. He was wrong but much more articulate
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how to get 100 people in the same room to all feel absolutely mortified
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FUCK ICE in Fishers, you say?? mmmmhmmmm
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They see that Dems are romping in the midterms and they need to ramp up their regulatory capture pleas before their funding runs out. This was always going to be the way forward
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Legal target zone, but hard to tell the direction of the skates. Looks level but may not hold up under review
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
absolutely fucking losing it at this CRG mishap (a friend's video, not mine)
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Demands More!
ALT: Star Demands More!
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He knows he can't win and is gonna get his after he leaves office
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is exactly the face I would expect when you give an American pope a green orb. American popes forever man...
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
extremely trite, but I didn't fully realize how much of an impact listening to Rush in hs would impact the way I listen to music for life. Seeing them twice on their farewell tour and experiencing both the Moving Pictures and 2112 sets has healed me... #WeHaveAssumedControl
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Imagine being a Giants fan in week 9 yelling at the sideline and suddenly a Nobel peace prize winner tells you to shut the fuck up
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the most American thing possible; total and complete cultural victory
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 12/09/2026
I don't fuckin know; sometimes you just need to look at a jellyfish.
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm gonna be fucking owned when he names it the Red, White, and Blue Sea
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reupping this tonight....
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is Clay Matthews now
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m l c @emelsi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Screenshot of a reddit post from the Wile E Coyote AMA thread promoting the recently-released film Coyote vs Acme. User dinkidoo7693 asks Wile E Coyote "Whats your go to karaoke song?" (sic) and the user WileECoyotaAMA replied with an image of the cartoon character holding up a sign on which is written "YYZ" which is an instrumental song by the band Rush. The joke is that the Coyote, who is not a voiced character and does not speak, only communicating by holding up small signs, sings karaoke of a song that has no lyrics.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Springfield Ohio bullshit is like, the most pronounced and clear cut example of American moral rot I’ve seen in forever. Literally asking Haitians to come to revitalize your hollowed-out community, and then subjecting them to this racial terror and humiliation after they do? Fucking hell
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Doug Saunders @dougsaunders.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Since we’re considering trade reprisals — I wrote last year about how easy it would be for Canada to make toilet paper completely unavailable to Americans. It could be done without any tariffs or embargoes. It may be happening already. www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/arti...
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now we're cooking bsky.app/profile/drea...
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is the first major advance in the field of dunkology in decades
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
when you just love women's sports so much...
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
what the fuck are we doing man...
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Venus is staring at me
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Random white lady at the Brandi Carlisle show in line for the bathroom please don't ask me what percentage of the crowd is lesbians...
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is basically the perfect Trump 2 story
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Morning Kitten
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
gonna be pretty funny when those R gerrymanders turn into D flips bc they got too watered down
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
when you're an elected official and get selected for one of "final 6" rounds of Ink Master and they have to work in teams and all hate each other
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think this country needs more d&d nerds making 11min prog songs. I think it'll fix us
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Group chats full of pet pics are the best
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
dude is ready for his Oval Office debut bc some lackey mistakes him for a knight
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"I got a dashcam" is a great counter these goons
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
it's genuinely adorable how the lead singer of Gin Blossoms won't put down his tambourine
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Dread Hochuli @dreadhochuli.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I didn't know the Spin Doctors were so into science, but it really makes sense. They're doctors
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