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ALL FLUFF, it’s hilarious. She gets out of the pool and looks about a third that size.

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I believe it is a biological fact that neither breed of corgi fears anything but missing out. Leaping off cliffs? Super fun! Strangers? Nonsense, new friends! SOMETHING HAPPENING WITHOUT DOG???? TRAGEYEDY

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They really are the most hilariously judgmental little assholes.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 24/09/2026

Another day, another long ass ridiculous morning trying to teach corgis that they cannot actually die of fomo

A pair of corgis at a fence gate making absolute fucking fools of themselves as the elementary school walkers pass because no one ever loves these dogs or plays with them or gives them any treats ever

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This threat still works in my house and they are 16 and 13, so go ahead and keep it in your pocket forever. 😂

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martyfive @martyfive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

< We will be with you soon, Jesse/Dylan Faden > #controlresonant

digital drawing of two characters from Control games, Jesse and Dylan Faden. they’re both wielding their weapons (Jesse with her Service Weapon/Gun, Dylan with his Aberrant/giant hammer), both cool as all hell/gender envy inducing, seemingly in the middle of some battle/fight for control. the background consists of mostly just rectangular/triangular shapes.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 24/09/2026

Animorphs was the same way with iirc the same public feeling on the result — the whole point is that war is hell *even when it’s right and necessary*, which is why you have to do everything possible to NOT get to the place where it is right and necessary! It’s such an important, human lesson.

Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 23/09/2026

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Excited to reflect, absorb, and emit light EXTRA WELL today ✨💃⚡️ #BiVisibilityDay

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 23/09/2026

I wonder if he means Elizabethan accent, since that’s the only thing that I’d consider notable and “original” about using the as-written language? But a) I am being super charitable here and b) that would kick the run time down by at LEAST an hour, which the producers probably do not want.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 22/09/2026

If anyone who has known me for eleven million years would like some psychic damage, today is the gup’s sixteenth birthday.

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anti-leaf blower account @eboldy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

wait so how do I know which one is broken

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 20/09/2026

It makes me Madeline Kahn as Mrs White angry that I can no longer be sure if a book just needs some love from an editor or if it was churned out by an LLM

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 20/09/2026

Once again I must plead to the powers that be that this is not the bi rep we’re looking for

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 20/09/2026

The one that always gets my family is when I start dorking out about how the physical manifestation of Love is a spiky dragon called The Predator because emotion is a spectrum, not a morality

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 19/09/2026

Dragonsworn’s Sparkle Queen will bring tea and cookies!

A giant blue dragon curled around a hoard of rainbow-colored glitter

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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 18/09/2026

A thing no one tells you about using your uterus for its biologically intended purpose is that once you do you can never sneeze safely again.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 17/09/2026

Slowly but surely working on moving back to Etsy since web hosting is so fucking fraught right now. No I do not care that you are including AI tokens in the price! I do not want that! Jesus fuck holy shit! Anyway. Still organizing some missing polish photos, but dragonsworn.etsy.com is up!

dragonsworn.etsy.com

Dragonsworn - Etsy

Shop Handmade sparkles for fashionable geeks by Dragonsworn located in Nashville, Tennessee.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 16/09/2026

Oooooof can confirm, and it’s ROUGH, y’all. Everyone has the same things in the same displays and it all looks the same because if you aren’t On Trend you can’t get into a big con and there’s only a couple of acrylic keychain and enamel pin factories that are safe to use with original art sooooo

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 16/09/2026

You can return the favor with some Ye Olde Journalfen flashbacking! Seeing people learn about Snipewives last week(? Last month? Oh god what is time) was DELIGHTFUL and imo that was not even close to aella-level wild.

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 16/09/2026

Everything happens so much

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Cal @dragonsworn.net · 15/09/2026

There is an actual junk drawer in the office!

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Tiny ferocious surprise maternal figures are my jam, especially when they have both magic AND claws.

Predator handshake meme: Nott the Brave and Princess Donut clasp hands over THIS IS MY BOY.

Neither Caleb nor Carl are in charge here, okay. They’re just not.

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Ha ha ha just finished making all the logistics plans for the gup’s first big out of town college tour gamut, ha ha ha I am not old enough for this, ha ha ha haaaaa

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It’s super easy to let that weird show eat your life even on a surface level because it is just so aesthetically pleasing from top to bottom

I am so mad about this shit because I am a petty bitch and blue-grey is my favorite color and these assholes are RUINING IT

Cal @dragonsworn.net · 13/09/2026

I would watch this SO HARD and make everyone else I know ALSO watch it

Trans Moleman, Street Estrogen Junkie @transmoleman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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It's extremely funny to me as someone who lived through it that there was a moral panic over video games and they somehow ignored Persona 3, a game where you play as a teenager who shoots themself in the head to summon Satan

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The entire core worldbuilding of Fringe was the gasp every nerd house in America made during the season one finale pull-back shot when William Bell asked Olivia to look out the window.

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I have to stay up late all on my onesies in this dark giant house, LET’S PLAY A HORROR GAME THAT WILL BE SUPER WISE AND FUN

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Fun fact for non-Americans: public school field trip permission forms in the US require proof of the child’s health insurance with crosscheckable policy numbers.

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YES PLEASE GIVE ME ALL THE ANGRY LADIES (complimentary)