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Valkyr the Zoroark

@dragonoftartarus.bsky.social
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29. Sapphic (bi, fem preference) furry writer and gamer. Silly Zor. Ancom. She/her. Frequently NSFW. Pokémon therian with a breeding kink and a desire for fox pussy bottom surgery.

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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 18h
How long is the stretch between OoT/MM and TP? No idea, just a vague sort of "a long time" vibe. It's probably better that way, too.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 18h
Hard to say, most of the games are so disconnected from eachother that it doesn't really feel objectionable. I haven't played all of them, but I don't remember ever getting any explicit references to how old the kingdom actually is or whether the different Zeldas are all part of the same dynasty.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seconding Milotic!
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also, updating aesthetics for the sake of updating can end up being less functional. *Cough* SoFurry *cough*
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In total numbers, definitely. They have to breed more slowly just because of how long they live, but there's certainly no shortage of them. And they have more mages, so they wouldn't be spending as many resources as an equivalent human force would.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Elsweyr is a completely willing vassal, though. They wouldn't have to spend much in the way of resources controlling them because most Khajiit believe they brought back the moons. Valenwood, maybe.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Rome.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
...believing the same of literally any mortal polity. People might say ancient Egypt lasted that long, but it wasn't one continuous polity and the Egypt that built the pyramids was unrecognisable compared to the one that fell to Roms.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think there's an exception here in the case of polities ruled by actual gods with strict ideological and theological control, but nothing else. I don't have trouble buying that the Tribunal Temple could rule Morrowind for several thousand years under three living gods. I would have trouble...
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Comparing opposition to the environment destroying plagiarism machine to being a transphobe is actually fucking rancid.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shit, they've found my phylactery.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Happy birthday!
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very interested but also nervous to see how the Tamriel Rebuilt team handles House Dres. They can't reasonably leave them as the only unjoinable great house, but given that Dres is entirely defined by the slave trade, their questline is going to have to be handled very carefully.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He harassed a dev and they did nothing, at this point I just assume he could start hacking and selling people's accounts and still get away with it.
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𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖓 ִ ࣪𖤐🇵🇸 @ladyfren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The remnants of Yokuda to the west might count. Most of it sank beneath the ocean, but there are a few islands left.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's absolutely wild, the best part. Just starts a little slow.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucks super hard.
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Priestess Alexis @alexis.bzky.team · 22/09/2026
donate to your local homeless priestess
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Congratulations!
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No other game has made me say "oh, I really shouldn't have done that" quite as much as AC. Some of those cutscenes are haunting.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay but I knew a guy who started going grey at 16.
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey so my company is terminating me literally one day before my medical leave of absence for bottom surgery was supposed to start does anybody have about $12k i could borrow so I can cover my rent through the rest of the year and my moving expenses in december?
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Palpatine built the Death Star because he was preparing to fight the Vong."
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Competing with Oblivion's Mages' Guild for worst Elder Scrolls faction tbh.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lucifer in his human disguises is genuinely less sketchy than him, and he's always calling himself shit like "Louis Cyphre."
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love that he's consistently characterised as the sketchiest motherfucker around any time he shows up.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not without overhaul mods, I don't think. The way magic works in vanilla Skyrim is especially bad, absolutely butchered from prior games. Except necromancy, being able to actually reanimate corpses instead of conjuring skeletons and zombies is the one positive change.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Either way, suck it Dwarves!
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It actually has a single dwarf, who has been suffering in a basement for thousands of years with a disease that makes his life hell but makes him ageless. Unless died in the Red Year. I don't think it was ever stated whether or not he, Divayth Fyr, and Divayth Fyr's clone-daughter-wives survived.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Journals being written as if they were records of spoken words has always bugged me. It's like they thought they were writing audio logs or something.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1818 Dialectical Materialism, decommissioned after repeatedly trying to unionise the other monitors.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First session of junk laser complete and oh gods, I have to keep doing this for like a year and a half.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Persona did have it figured out back in 1999. Innocent Sin has a gay romance option and it's even canon. Wild how far they've backslid.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wait fucking Muatra is in Tamriel Rebuilt? Spear wielders keep winning.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, fuck you for pretending she wasn't opposing kids using the right bathroom. We can fucking see it. With our eyes. Trans girls get to use the girls' room, trans boys get to use the boys' room. Period.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That absolutely is outrageous, it's not the state's business to decide that necessary healthcare should be banned. Cis boys with gynaecomastia get breast reductions regularly. Cis girls get breast enlargements and reductions regularly. Either everyone can have it or no one can.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Segregationist Nazi.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Explains why I've literally never seen any transphobe, no matter how virulent, be labelled intolerant.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's fucking rich, the venues cancelling his shows would be meaningless to him. In fact, doing an about face, admitting he was wrong, and coming out in favour of Palestine only to get his shows cancelled would win him massive good will and be better for him in the long run.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They saw New Vegas and instead of learning from it decided Obsidian could ever be allowed to show them up again.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, you need to develop some principles and demand the people who are supposed to be fighting fascism stop capitulating to fascist framing.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Consider: bad moveset humiliation. "Really? You know *those* four moves? You really are only useful as a pleasure toy, aren't you? I don't even want to breed you in case you pass some of that trash on as egg moves."
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Some of them use Drowzee and Hypno in the games, but that's about the best connection I can come up with. It really is just a "wouldn't this be hot?" kinda deal, I think.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I were in Iran's position, constantly getting fucked with by the US and Israel for decades, I'd want a nuclear deterrent too. I'm a hell of a lot more concerned about Israel's nuclear arsenal than a hypothetical Iranian one, especially given their stated nuclear policy.
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team 🔴 and Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team 🔵 were released on this day in 2006 🎉 Picture this—You’re a Trainer who wakes up one morning to discover you’ve been turned into a Pokémon, and as a Pokémon you can now understand what other Pokémon are saying!
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Harris was completely in favour of the Gaza genocide. You don't get to invoke their names for this. That single issue is the fundamental human rights of an oppressed minority. I would not sacrifice human rights for victory. You want to throw trans people under the bus? You're getting dragged under.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You are literally demanding trans people vote for a transphobe. You are advocating that trans people accept the loss of rights in the name of political expediency.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm disinclined to give bigots the benefit of the doubt.
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Valkyr the Zoroark @dragonoftartarus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You used "trans" as a noun, by itself. "Trans in sports." Don't pretend to be so fucking dense you couldn't figure that shit out.
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