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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 9h
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 11h
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Phaethon @phaethonholder.bsky.social · 12h
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 13h
Couldn't agree more, send Pete
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 14h
Kramer is an obvious choice but don't forget this icon
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Did I Do That?
ALT: Did I Do That?
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 14h
This fucking guy
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 15h
Once again it is October, king of all months
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 16h
Good morning
Jon Hamm wearing a throwback Cardinals hat
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 17h
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Shivvy 🎃 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Marshawn Lynchm suited up and talking into a mic. He's wearing shades and a cap
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Astros didn't stand a chance
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Go Chicago White Sox, legally the only Major League Baseball team in the State of Illinois
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Babe wake up, new nightmare blunt rotation just dropped
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well I guess this was inevitable, huh
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Legend
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah yes, the Cheerio junta
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah that should win em over
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
8yo: "Is that the sandwich I'm thinking of"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fantastic camera work on the last out there, NBC, terrific stuff
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate all of them
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BREAKING: Fredbird is shooting blanks
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
episode 010
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My most sincere thoughts and prayers to fans of the New York Football Giants during this difficult time
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Jeff @dolphinsfan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The past quarter century as a Dolphins fan sure has been...something.
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyway RIP the 2026 Saint Louis Cardinals
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chiefs are allowed to rip the QB's helmet off though Got it
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chop robinson did nothing wrong
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mahomes is the new Brady (derogatory)
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NFL is such a candy-ass league
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates And then holds his daughter’s hand as he leaves the mound 🥹
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Foo Fighters - There Goes My Hero (Live Performance)
ALT: Foo Fighters - There Goes My Hero (Live Performance)
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My town had its homecoming parade and my wife witnessed the JFL team whipping candy into the crowd; apparently they hit a few people in the face Call me old fashioned but I think that should be 15 yards
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Mike Feigin 🥯 @mikefeigin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eighteen and one.
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TIL Suzy is a Fins fan
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo with a black baseball bat. Do not mess with Chicago Pope!
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is an ITYSL sketch, there's no fucking way
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy 9-25 Day to those that celebrate
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is an affront to my Midwestern heritage
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hello it's me, the lifelong Chicago White Sox fan
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cardinals have a losing season = better shit on and all over the city
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brilliant strategy to attach your name to one of the country's most infamous tragedies, masterful gambit sir
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