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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 9h
queen shit
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 14h
rookie LB jacob rodriquez had 18 tackles in miami's 15-10 loss to the vikings in week 4. it was the most tackles by a #dolphins rookie since 1994::: rodriguez currently has the 2nd-most tackles in the NFL (47), behind only alex singleton (47) AND his 24 run stops are the most in the NFL per PFF.
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🥬🙏
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the fucking plague has returned before the dolphins won another playoff game… is that what I’m reading correctly!?
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
is austin simmons the REAL left arm of god ™?
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
montreal screwjob type shit
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026
So I’ve got this right: While the whole country is talking about the Cornell 7 the folks behind TNF decided to run an interview w/ a QB accused of sexual assault & harassment by two dozen women. An interview that never mentioned the crimes and had (clearly) pre-approved questions & no follow-ups.
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#dolphins HC jeff hafley is the fifth HC since 1950 to lose each of his first three games by 10+ points without ever holding a lead. the last HC to pull off such a feat, was brian flores back in 2019. (credit:NGS)
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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I promise Philly is a real place and I am a journalist and this is all true. When you put unwanted dystopian robots on our sidewalks, you never know what Philly may do in response. Meet Orifice the Awebot, who's spreading joy, surprise & mild terror - for free. www.inquirer.com/life/orifice...
inquirer.com
Orifice the Awebot is Philly’s ‘magical’ response to Uber Eats robots
"She’s part of our bringing delight and surprise and letting it ripple through the city."
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
some chris tabor nicknames per chris perkins via dolphins reddit ::: www.reddit.com/r/miamidolph...
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#FuckDeshaunWatson
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i would’ve loved to see someone ask tua if he was going to wear bubble wrap & use plastic cutlery but there’s a reason we never did
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’m sure I’m late with the news but the heat cosplaying as a gta 6 team when giannis plays his former team is 🔥🔥🔥
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't wanna COUCH my words here: I know JD Vance, his eyeliner, and absent Ashley Moody are used to running away from people when things get tough because they care more about themselves and their billionaire buddies than the people they represent. But this is my home. /1
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i might need a vice city manatees jersey
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrote a piece for the Guardian Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Jameis Winston is now the New York Giants’ starter. He’s far from a goofball hero though
The quarterback is widely adored on and off the field. Whether he deserves the public spotlight is another question
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
two heavyweight battles upfront for week 4’s miami vs. minny matchup ::: chop robinson vs. brian o'neill & dallas turner vs. patrick paul according to NGS, paul allows 3.66 seconds to pressure (BEST among LTs). for the vikings, o'neill is 5th among RTs, allowing 3.83 seconds to pressure. 🤓
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a look at #dolphins rookie LB jacob rodriguez vs. the chiefs:::: j-rod finished the day w/ 6 tackles (3 TFLs) & his first-career interception in miami's 24-10 loss to KC. according to NGS, rodriguez leads the league w/ 15 unsuccessful runs & has missed only two tackles on 30 attempts 93.3% (5th)
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh fuck
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Jeff @dolphinsfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at this AI bullshit at a local gyro food truck in Austin. It looks like some sort of weird hand roll full of dog kibble 😂
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you should have your establishment shut down if you can’t post a picture of a burger or a dozen wings without using AI.
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
turned it on & they went back to back
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Dan P @danp-fl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I refuse to make any public positive comments about a Miami Dolphin player out of the firm belief that I am a walking, talking curse and we’re not allowed to have nice things.
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jaylen wright plans to practice today if you watched everyone else grab OG2 overnight & may need a back in the coming weeks. #fantasythots
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ITS HAPPENING
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AEW On TV @aewontv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight we pay honor to one of our best, as we celebrate the life and legacy of PAC #AEWDynamite is live at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a look at #dolphins rookie LB jacob rodriguez vs. the chiefs:::: j-rod finished the day w/ 6 tackles (3 TFLs) & his first-career interception in miami's 24-10 loss to KC. according to NGS, rodriguez leads the league w/ 15 unsuccessful runs & has missed only two tackles on 30 attempts 93.3% (5th)
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
senile pedophile moving like vincent adultman from bojack
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a look 📽️ at #dolphins rookie WR chris bell vs. the chiefs ::: | 🔔 caught 4 of 7 targets for 67 yards on 25 routes run | per NGS 🤓, bell hit 19.84 MPH on his 44-yard catch-and-run, the 14th fastest in week 3. he said monday that it 'felt good to get the jitters out" #phinsup
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Lisa - I’m fighting cancer for you 🫶🏽mom😇 @finatic1972.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Dolphins Cancer Challenge is so much more than a walk/🚴‍♀️/run. It’s about the stories that drive us. Our WHY. It's about who we’re fighting for. Who we’ve lost & the lives we will save. Plz check out my story, share & donate if you can. 👏🏽🙌🏽💪🏽 dolphinscancerchallenge.com/participants...
dolphinscancerchallenge.com
Help me Challenge Cancer!
The DCC is a year-round collective community movement to raise money in support of Sylvester Comprehensive Cancer Center at the University of Miami. With your support, we are saving more lives. #OneTe...
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a look 📽️ at #dolphins rookie WR chris bell vs. the chiefs ::: | 🔔 caught 4 of 7 targets for 67 yards on 25 routes run | per NGS 🤓, bell hit 19.84 MPH on his 44-yard catch-and-run, the 14th fastest in week 3. he said monday that it 'felt good to get the jitters out" #phinsup
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Alex Rikleen formerly for Senate @rikleen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This clip from Katie Nolan on @pablo.show captures the vibe perfectly. It's been decades of stories where the villains and bad faith are obvious, but no one ever faces consequences.
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#LindaMcMahonIsAFascistCunt
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some days you ask yourself if things can get worse & then your star RB shreds his shit after getting paid the bag during a tank szn & the answer is always yes.
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i knew it was bad right away… now my only question is what are the odds he comes back 100%. speed was a big part of his game. fucking sucks & just proves we can’t have nice things.
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feel #blessed to have been able to watch today’s games. even the dolphins looked competent today & have shown growth through the first 3 weeks of the szn. damn shame achane got hurt. :(
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
holy fuck pac?!
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does not sound very optimistic" is what jeff hafley said when asked about achane's knee...
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a good thing NFL flag bearers can tout this message and players with accusations like Watson can play in the league but Azeez Al-Shaair can’t wear eye black to draw attention to murdered children
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
browns left too much time on the clock for bryce young
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bootyhole bandit is actually decent again this year?
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jevon holland acting like an asshole after a game-winning interception. #thatsmysnowman
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rest in piss butt turd
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cam ward cold af with that hard count
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DolphinsTalk Josh @amplifiedtorock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty perfect day for Miami. Malik Willis looked much better. Jacob Rodriguez was outstanding. Many of the other rookies looked good as well (Bell, Johnson). Even Chop came on in the second half. And you still lost. Perfect.
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Tony Gregori @tonygregori.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a good loss, I feel alot better about these young guys especially jrod and bell. Malik looked pretty good too. Im thinking 4-13 top 5 pick lol
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gibbs is just future barry sanders
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trevor Lawrence kneeling at the 1 with 9 minutes to play is everything to me.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trevor Lawrence breaking a run and taking a knee at the one yard line with 8 minutes to go in the ballgame is the End Of Football.
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josh houtz @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
j-rod with another TFL
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