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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This shot still cracks me up to this day
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LET'S GO
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sitting on 86/100 as my personal best so this didn't quite make it, but still pretty solid
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Messing around with this Tentpole game and I may have created a masterpiece
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think Ozarks Springbirds is a fine team name
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Astros didn't stand a chance
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cardinals have a losing season = better shit on and all over the city
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I DO C-C-C-COCAINE
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL" — Yadi, probably
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hahahaha wtf who is wasting their money on this shit
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait what? Are people actually paying for this shit?
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Lone Rangers will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's no reason to not post the actual photo other than gutter racism Like you can't even claim laziness when you prompted the AI to match the facial expressions
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Facebook delivered unto me a banger of a meme
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hello, I'm coming to you live from football
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pics that go hard
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I said what I said
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also this shot right here remains one of my favorite moments of Mike Shildt's tenure with the Birbs
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I expanded on this scenario with the wife
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Getting pantsed by the shit ass Giants in the eighth inning to give them their first sweep of the season in fucking September Helluva performance, boys
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Same energy
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And if I had my little way I'd eat horseshoes every day
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Go figure
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It is not the umpire's job to enforce "unwritten rules" What are we even doing
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hell yeah, Oli
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly I hear "Rowdy" as a name and my brain goes to one of two places:
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Please know I love the both of you but I am also loving this game Also if it makes you feel better my alma mater is getting curb stomped by the Golden Goobers
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We really should oughta bring back posters like these
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
555-COME-THE-FUCK-ON-NOW
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DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption @dp487.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am once again reminded of this KC Green classic
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