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Doug

@dougjrae.bsky.social
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Old man. Not funny. Doesn’t post anything of worth. Not racist. Not right wing. Bit boring really.

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Rob Gilroy @robgilroy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Something tells me this speed awareness course is going to be a slog...
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tomorrow is the day, Los Angeles! Not sure if there are tickets left, but damn it, I’m gonna make sure you check! 😅 Come and see a British, indie animated war satire put together by me and @2000ad.bsky.social, starring Aneurin Barnard, Hayley Atwell, Sean Bean, Diane Morgan, Jemaine Clement,
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 16/09/2026
Grand Designs is back on Channel 4 tonight and I really would like this to get to 150k views to satisfy my dopamine levels #granddesigns
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Grand Designs – Condensed
Grand Designs is 25 years old and has hundreds of episodes. But if you don't have time to watch them all, here's an average episode condensed down to about a...
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Paradroid on the C64 was the greatest game of its generation. Simple, quirky, but devastatingly addictive.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I realise my last bsweet (yes, that’s what I call my posts) was encouraging interaction about a horrible subject and adding fuel to the fire. Lucky no one reads my bsweets (yes, I know it’s shit). Anyone got a pic of Jim Dale they want to reply with? Or Jack Douglas.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The shameful ‘news stories’ about Jason Arday. Yet again, the media hounded someone to their death. All this over a nothing story. Something that should have been handled internally and not paraded in public. Such a horrible outcome. Again.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh Jesus suffering fuck. Tracey Ulman’s Sunglasses. God awful. #totp
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#totp
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Bye Bye Driver Meme: Go Girlboss!
Alt: Bye Bye Driver Meme: Go Girlboss!bye bye driver
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I should be in bed but just noticed that Bobby Fingers has posted a new video on YouTube - a diorama of Johnny Depp finding a poo in his bed. So now I’m watching that. I bloody love Bobby Fingers - great craft skills and hilarious videos. #bobbyfingers
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Having a look at some of the full movies on YouTube. Put Fletch on earlier for a bit of 80’s nostalgia when I used to think Chevy Chase was funny and Harold Faltermyer was cool… Hmmm…. But when it finished, Napoleon Dynamite started playing. Such a good film!
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Napoleon Dynamite Playing Tetherball
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite Playing Tetherball on his own but doing some sweet moves.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am on the Isle of Wight for a thing. On the ferry over, I saw an ad for Monkeyhaven. Then, once here, I saw an old roadsign for Owl and Monkey Haven. It seems that the simians have fucked the owls off.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Deschamps at half time
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Surely he should be concentrating on his round of golf…
Pic from the BBC sport app which I may have cropped so it now just says that this golf man has just finished one off.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
She may have a lovely voice.. but I’m bored. Should have finished with Daphne and Celeste. #totp
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#totp
Liam Gallagher. Or that monkey in a coat. Same thing.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That’s was careless Maya. Your cardigan made from a doily is now a dangerous trip hazard. #totp
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 06/07/2026
SHOVE YOUR MYSTERIOUS CITIES OF GOLD UP YOUR ARSE
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I don’t know if I like football any more. I’m scared. Everyone else in the house has gone to bed. I can’t watch this match on my own. Think I’ll go and hide in the bog and see if I can mange a jobby. #thefootball #jobby
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I honestly don’t think I can watch any more of this. For the neutrals, this is a fantastic game. For me, it’s a brown trouser rollercoaster ride through hell. I am going to leave the room while this penalty is taken. #thefootball
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Feck #thefootball
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I was happy to see Paraguay beating Germany in their first knockout match but so far tonight, they’ve been playing like a bunch of thugs. Doesn’t help when the referee is terrible and letting obvious fouls go unpunished. Hate to say it but fuck off Paraguay. #thefootball
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey Bayeux Tapestry fans have I made the platform game for you? I’m sure someone else will have done this before but well now I have too… bayeuxgo.live
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Bayeux Go!
Bayeux Go! Thou art Harold. Go forth and win thine battle. Jump your way to victory, avoiding arrows…
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nice to see this plucky little French team grinding out results against stronger opposition. That Mbappe lad is one to watch I wager. Good luck to them I say. #thefootball
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
IT'S THE BIG ONE! I've always wanted to cover the 30 year war between Ken Barlow and Mike Baldwin on Coronation Street. The alpha dogs of the cobbles. So I did, to the sound of Frankie Goes to Hollywood. Enjoy your day!
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, that might be the end of the road for Scotland. We’ll wait and see. But although the team have not quite shown us some of the grit they had in qualifying to get the result they needed, they have given the fans…. blah blah blah… Fucked it lads. Shame to say it but fucked it. Ah well. #scobra
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Can we stop showing Beckham please. The director clearly doesn’t know that Scottish fans don’t give a damn about him. I heard that the Krankies are at the game tonight but we’ve seen fuck all of them. Sort it out FIFA Tv people. #scobra
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dear Brazil football team, you’ve made your point and i don’t really see any need for you to score more goals and make us look shite. Can we all agree now you’re the better team and leave it at that. And if you were true sportsmen, you’d let us have one wee goal. Thanks, Scotland. #scobra
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, this is going to be a tough second half to watch after that. I knew we’d struggle against Brazil but making so many mistakes doesn’t help. Brazil don’t need our help to score. Might have a cheese sandwich. #expertanalysis #scobra #cheesesandwich
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ah shite, Scotland. #thefootball
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Tonight Canada will remind the world that we are the home of the beautiful game by defeating our eternal rivals… Qatar. Play this song loud! It’s coming home! 🇨🇦⚽️🏆🇨🇦⚽️🏆
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The best ever interpretation of The Thing. Always worth posting. #Thingu
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I was reminded earlier tonight of the Walkman I used to own in my early teens. Man I loved this! Had a built in speaker. Used to play Half man half biscuit to my mates in the playground. And if I remember correctly, Kevin Bloody Wilson.. first time we heard swearing in songs.
Philips Moving Sound tape cassette Walkman from the 80’s. It was an unusual pizza slice wedge shape with a built in speaker at the pointy end and was bright yellow. Lovely.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No hat Jammyrocky? #totp
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
BLACK PUDDINGS make ideal "energy bars” for marathon-running vampires.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy #Pride month to all! Hopefully any of you struggling with how fucked up people’s views of LGBTQIA+ can take heart that there are a lot of older people like me (50+) who want you to be happy and live your life how you choose.
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Retro Computers @retrocomps.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
If you search for "Jerry Lawson" in Google, and click the green cartridge that comes up, you'll get a "game console" with multiple games you can play (hit the Home button to choose a different "cartridge") and edit. Neat!
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Google Search
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sitting on the balcony of my hotel in Spain enjoying a beer and listening to the Rockford Files theme.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Ok, so here’s a thread, similar to one I did on the other place a few years ago. It’s sort of about football but I hope you like this story, even if you don’t like football...
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MrBiffo @mrbiffo.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
#XenoxxxRising youtu.be/aP-SiZ6NTKI?...
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FOUND FOOTAGE: Early Years Programming
YouTube video by Digitiser
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I bought the Rockford Files theme tune earlier and have listened to it 4 times. It will be playing in the car when I take my daughter to ballet tomorrow. How’s your Friday night been?
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Slow Clap Applause
Alt: Jim Rockford from The Rockford files in a scene from The Rockford Files where he does a slow hand clap. The theme tune, which is a fucking banger by the way, is not playing.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What I'm wearing to the Met Gala.
Me in a red cagoule once owned by Jimmy Savile.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Chronological order of best things: Swamps Fish Newts Newt-chimps Chimps People Boobs Fire Wheel Knife Wheat Wheat grinder Flour Cook book Bread Sliced bread Harlem Globetrotters Sliced bread* (*after a re-count)
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
They say chimps are our closest relatives but mine’s actually my mum.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
@colinmurray1.bsky.social it’s about 25 years ago that I bought you a pint after the Flaming Lips played in Birmingham.
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I watched it when @bagpuss.org first posted it and I’ve watched it again and it’s fucking hilarious. Mamma Mia is the one that really gets me!
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Just come downstairs and… he’s been!
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Doug @dougjrae.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I bought Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me on DVD a couple of weeks ago. Haven’t seen it since I went to the cinema many moons ago. Haven’t watched it yet as I want to make sure I’m properly in the mood and give it my full attention. So tonight I watched Twins on Netflix instead.
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a man wearing sunglasses is standing next to another man
Alt: Arnie and Danny Divito in the movie Twins. Which has many similarities to the various works of Mr David Lynch.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/04/2026
NEWS: Bette Midler just released a new music video for her remake of "All You Fascists Bound to Lose"—featuring Barbara Hershey, other celebrities, and crowds from the No Kings protests in a joyful, powerful show of resistance. You have to see this.
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Alice Ruppert 🐴🎮 @malicedafirenze.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Post a horse from any game as a reply and I'll tell you my opinion about it as a professional horse game consultant and certified video game horse expert also repost this so much that I'll regret posting it, I need an excuse not to do any other work today
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🍂 Simon Threadgold 🎃 @sthreadgold.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Another great thing about the BBC's 1965 Sherlock Holmes TV series, it's one of the very few productions to keep Holmes's original catchphrase "Purse wank!"
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