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@dougalmcflurry.bsky.social
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36. Birmingham. 🏃⏺️🎞️🐱👬 i like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy he/him #translivesmatter

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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 1h
The two greats, together at last.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 2h
Looked at tickets for the Palladium Panto and absolutely the fuck not am I paying £160 BUT... Are they doing lucky bitches?!
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 3h
Steps have taken one of the best pop songs of the last decade, stuck a load of Halloween noises on top and created an absolute MESS I am obsessed.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 15h
I need Kathy Burke on the next season of #CelebrityTraitors just telling everyone to fuck off.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 16h
Is Ross Kemp just on a fucking come down or something
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 16h
Before everyone decides Jerry Hall is fabulous can we just remember she married ACTUAL SATAN, RUPERT MURDOCH
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 16h
Not a fan of Ross Kemp sitting on Miranda's lap...
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 19h
Surprise evening to myself and walking round the house like Mrs fucking Havisham
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hear'Say - the reunion absolutely nobody asked for
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Nigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah fuck these are dangerous
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Jack Shoulder @jackshoulder.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#TodayInQueerHistory Sept 28 (1993) Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City premieres on Channel 4 in the UK, introducing Barbary Lane to a new generation. A critic in 2005 said it was "a time capsule that treats its characters with humor, respect [...]would be politically impossible there today."
The cast of tales of the city
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am having a bad day™️ and the headshot I had to have taken last week just came through and I look like a lipless moon man. Also why did I do the opposite of breathe in and just...push my entire chest out.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to book Doomsday tickets and the odeon website is driving me round the fucking BEND
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of those weekends where I have felt very lucky to live where I live and be surrounded by people I love. Can't wait for work to harsh my vibe tomorrow. 🤗
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
...the fuck is sloop
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only watched the first episode but jfc Jessica Lange should've said no 😬
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is better at acting than Gal Gadot
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Going to see Endgame Encore tonight and really CBA tbh but I achieved my goal of rewatching all the Marvel films leading up to it before it was released. Spoiler alert: they are largely all a bit crap xox
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@daveyblahblah.bsky.social on brand with his typos as usual.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIME
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Friend gave me a shit load of skincare minis - absolutely fallen in love. Just gone to buy full size and it is ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS. 💀
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We did this conversation once before. Maybe we just let it happen again eh?
Demonstrators chanting in gosport, UK “let them drown”The photo of drowned refugee child Alan Kursk. It is a sad photo, a drown child, no more than 5 years old face down on a beach
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On the train from Coventry to Brum except it turned around at the next stop and went back to Coventry and the driver just refused to acknowledge that wasn't always the plan and I am honestly too fucking hungover for this I feel like I'm going insane
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Rhys @rhyss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sad but true
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not saying I got pissed at conference but it took me half an hour to find my trousers this morning
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sat under the bull waiting for a friend and it's just made fuckin NOISE?! Since when?!
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is going to be A Day but I have just seen the actual Fairy Godmother from Disney's Cinderella on the bus so it can't be that bad right?
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Doing some gardening in the front garden, threw on yesterday's underwear which happened to be a jock, and some shorts - husband thinks I may have inadvertently shown hole to my 93 year old neighbour.
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alarmingly accurate #scd #strictly
Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Friend convinced me to go out for a 10k despite me drinking All Of The Wine™️ last night and now I am going to throw up xox
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Talking to one of the girls at work yesterday about gigs and she just dropped 'I wish I'd been alive when Amy Winehouse was around' and it fucking WINDED me
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My friend got stubhubs tickets to Celine this eve and honestly I think he's just managed to land my husband the most expensive birthday present for me next month of all time xox
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The smell of the heating clicking on and burning all the dust off the radiators, what's the name for THAT, fuck petrichor, I need that bottled.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oooft Ed Sheeran really done fucked up 😬 Back to the foot pedal in Ipswich town centre lad.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have decided today is going to be a GOOD day and am listening to 70's disco with toast, let's see how long this lasts.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Rimming counts as a word on NYT Spelling Bee today just FYI.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
Daily Mail Celebrity • @DailyMailCe...
Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
dailym.ai/1zAZr2i
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Treated myself to some midnight toast seeing as I'm still getting work calls and have a sudden and real urge for marmalade, despite not having eaten or tasted it in at least 25 years.
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bodaciou$ @b0dacious.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
RIP to a fashion legend. 🥲
Bob Mackie on Hacks
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Macklemore: "Murdering tens of thousands of children is wrong." Ed Sheeran: "I have no opinion on this matter. Also you're fired."
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I went to see Cher on the Believe tour when I was 9 years old, the programme had all of Bob Mackie's illustrations for the costumes inside and I was HOOKED. I just saw him referred to as the Diva Maker & what a fucking title ❤️
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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My Eyes! My Eyes! Iconic Reaction
ALT: My Eyes! My Eyes! Iconic Reaction
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stress levels have reached the point where I'm eating antacids like jelly beans HURRAH. Worst week of my career HERE.WE.GO. It's fine it's only fuckin shower gel but noone wants to hear that apparently.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beige. It's what's for dinner.
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bingo lingfucker @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Had the absolute time of my LIFE seeing our Jane last night. Uncontrollable fits of giggles during I Will Always Love You as the tone deaf old bird behind us squawked her way through. @daveyblahblah.bsky.social completely overcome with emotion, obvs.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PSA
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