iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

At what elderly age will I start liking butter pecan ice cream

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Choosin’ Texas” is a song about the struggle of deciding which bread to use for french toast

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Telling my phone when it gets older it won’t have to wear a case anymore

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We are so back <negative connotation>

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hearing “Party in the USA” at Starbucks, but singing Weird Al’s “Party in the CIA” in my head.

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“I hope this is crystal clear to you.” “As clear as my iOS 27 Liquid Glass setting.” “Let’s see.” He grabbed the phone. “Oh wow. I can see you are quite confident in the information I’ve given if what you say is true.”

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Megan Amram @meganamram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Shaving before my root canal just in case

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

“Can you give me a summary of the script before I read it?” “Sure. Little mites live inside someone’s ears and come out at night to bite the person’s ankles—“ “No, no, too scary,” he handed back the script. “Stick with demons and ghosts.”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“The prophecy states the one true post on social media will end all posting…” “Very cool, man,” he said as he paged through the owners manual of his new car. “Oh my God, I feel something happening. Is this the moment? I feel it radiating through me!” “No, you just hit the seat warmer button.”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Well that was not on my bingo card either for this year.” “That’s it, I’m making a call,” he said as he picked up the phone. “We are going to need a shit-ton of new bingo cards. All of these cards suck and no one is getting anything! Make them extra spicy!!”

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I don't have anything against you. I just don't have anything for you.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

*exists* *nervous laughter*

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

“When the person interviewing me asked me why I want to leave my current role, I just started screaming and couldn’t stop myself.” “Uh huh, and how did that make you feel?” I just stared at the clock behind the therapist and shrugged, “Like the universe hates me.” “Yeah, it probably does.”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Reading a funny post, then reading the replies to ruin the moment, is the natural order and balance

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

(the remainder of the reading will be done in parentheses voice) (for your enjoyment) (relax your mind)

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Here is a game I just played with a happy ending. Black to move and win material. #chess #chesspunks

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

In hell, every webinar is someone with bad jokes promoting AI the whole time.

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Can I just be a human who has to think, instead of all of these AI suggestions all over the place?

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Scheduled to be revived after cryogenic freezing, but hitting the snooze button many many times

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

(shortly before wishing for the existence of caffeinated pasta) i am about to have this big plate of pasta

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Employers to charge employees who love their job instead of paying them

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Everyone in town is excited when finding out the new construction is (drum roll)….oh it’s a fucking bank

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

“I’m the guy who looks at the ‘Delete and Report Spam’ texts.” “Oh, cool, so what do you do with them?” “They said to just move them into the folder called ‘Reviewed.’” “Wait, so you don’t do anything with them?” “Well, I just click on it and I drag it in there…just like they said to do…”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I’m still alive and kickin’! <negative connotation>

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

“You should resign, you are in zugzwang.” <moves anyway> “Zugzwang is not a river in Egypt.” <slow clap> #chess #chesspunks

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 19/07/2026

A nice compliment is to tell someone they sound coherent

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

All I know is Ferris Bueller must have really good time management skills

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

“🎵Nothing's fine, I'm torn I'm all out of faith, this is how I feel I'm cold and I am shamed…🎶” “Okay, I think I’ve heard en—“ “🎵Lying naked on the floor…🎶” “…Please continue.”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I can’t tell if I want to be welcome-screamed at when I enter an establishment

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

The inventor of the work week was a workaholic. 5 days? I mean, come on…

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

“Oh, hey, you weren’t there last night. What happened?” “I thought I told you I couldn’t be there…” “No, you said, ‘I can’t wait to see you.’” “And what part of that didn’t you understand?”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

‘She got me a gift,’ he thought. ‘Hopefully a new blender. Mine is really old.’ “I know how much you like smoothies, so this made me think of you,” she said with a big smile. He excitedly opened the present…and was surprised to find it was ear protection. “Gotta protect your hearing!”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I haven’t posted about chess in a while. Black to move and not worry about any of the threats. #chess #chesspunks

Chess board with black to move. Many threats from white.

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Special delivery instructions: listen for my screams

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Doing a TED Talk but pointing the mic at the audience to say the words, like a singer at a live concert

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

the joke spray will continue until morale improves

a single panel comic that reads "Meanwhile..." at the top left, featuring a very large can labeled "JOKE SPRAY" pointing at and spraying spider-man. spider-man is labeled "AVERAGE BLUESKY USER" and is coughing while saying "This is *terrible*!"

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

“Welcome In! Is there anything I can help you find?” “I’ve already forgotten what I came here for, no thanks to you.”

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

listening to 90s music until healed

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I get knocked down But I get up again You’re gonna die “What? Did anyone hear that?” He said as he looked around the store. People were going along as usual. He peered up, “Something is not right here.” A guy reached in nearby for the shelf behind him, “Just grabbing some pineapple tidbits, bro.”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Life is already a hard job. And then you have to get a job at your job.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/06/2026

I'd like my obituary to include a scavenger hunt to find my body

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

“You wanted to see me?” “It’s about the new assistant. They say he wears many hats.” “Ah, yes, he is very important around here. A real lifesaver.” “No, I mean he is literally wearing many hats. It’s impeding his ability to be a good worker. Today he is wearing a beer hat on a sombrero.”

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

My group chat is just me and your mom sharing wholesome recipes.

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Stopping a song in the middle of a guitar solo is a form of cruelty

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I woke up to my phone alarm, and jolted upright when I noticed a stranger standing there in the dark. “I didn’t mean to alarm you.” My heart was racing, “What’s going on? Who are you?” “As I said, I didn’t mean to set your alarm. I tried to sneak in to disable it before it went off. My bad.”

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

those three lovely words (brought you tacos)

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

“So if we blame everyone - in a way we are kind of un-blaming everyone. Oh yes, do you have a question?” “Uh, is this going to be on the test?” He looked around and to his surprise he noticed he was in a classroom. “Wait a minute…where the hell am I? Isn’t this the seminar?” “It’s trig, brah.”

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

The secret to a happy life is to cancel a subscription right after you subscribe to avoid renewal

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doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

“I caught a glimpse of the number by your email app.” “Ha, I should really clean that up someday. Ugh yeah.” “You think that’s funny? Do you even know what notifications are for? You clear them!” “Oh…you are mad about this?” “I have anxiety for you right now, like…I am having trouble breathing.”

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