doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 9h“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury…the human body is mostly water and we all drink water. Aren’t we all cannibals in a way - if you really think about it?” 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There is no way to know how to pronounce words. We don’t have the technology. 040
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’d be cautious of any fine print that says he owns your soul if you cash it 050
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hearing “Party in the USA” at Starbucks, but singing Weird Al’s “Party in the CIA” in my head. 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“I hope this is crystal clear to you.” “As clear as my iOS 27 Liquid Glass setting.” “Let’s see.” He grabbed the phone. “Oh wow. I can see you are quite confident in the information I’ve given if what you say is true.” 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Qh4 then Rh1 then the queen gobbles stuff up checkmate 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just received a report that you are a horse’s ass 010
Reposted by doubled pawnMegan Amram @meganamram.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Shaving before my root canal just in case 42258
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Can you give me a summary of the script before I read it?” “Sure. Little mites live inside someone’s ears and come out at night to bite the person’s ankles—“ “No, no, too scary,” he handed back the script. “Stick with demons and ghosts.” 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“The prophecy states the one true post on social media will end all posting…” “Very cool, man,” he said as he paged through the owners manual of his new car. “Oh my God, I feel something happening. Is this the moment? I feel it radiating through me!” “No, you just hit the seat warmer button.” 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It doesn’t, unless white is a thrill seeker and likes to put the knight on c6 for no reason except to allow its capture 200
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Same. We got rid of him, but we still keep hearing from him! 😩 010
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Well that was not on my bingo card either for this year.” “That’s it, I’m making a call,” he said as he picked up the phone. “We are going to need a shit-ton of new bingo cards. All of these cards suck and no one is getting anything! Make them extra spicy!!” 001
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026There is only so much time in a day, and I’ve got a lot of music I want to listen to 010
Reposted by doubled pawnweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don't have anything against you. I just don't have anything for you. 511117
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Probably by stopping the threats first with Qe4+ then c4. Then I just play chess until the opportunity comes to trade. Qe7+ might be an option but doesn’t really go anywhere. 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s white to play on the app 😅 but for black to play, I’d just try to trade queens for an easy end game 110
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“When the person interviewing me asked me why I want to leave my current role, I just started screaming and couldn’t stop myself.” “Uh huh, and how did that make you feel?” I just stared at the clock behind the therapist and shrugged, “Like the universe hates me.” “Yeah, it probably does.” 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I started using it a few days ago. It’s more fun. 150
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Reading a funny post, then reading the replies to ruin the moment, is the natural order and balance 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Never meet your heroes. Actually, never meet…anyone. 1361
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I didn’t know about Bookshop. Thanks for sharing! 010
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This includes Apple One individual plan (the other Apple One plans already increased last month, so no change) 110
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If it’s Chesapeake’s will Phil’s hair shall be nil 000
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m thinking Nxf6 looks nice. If they respond 1…Bb5 (nasty pin) you can do something funny with 2. Nd7+ and if black does not take back, the knight will capture the queen and be a good protector for further mayhem. If the bishop takes back, then 3. Rxe6 with a devastating Bd6+ threat coming. 010
doubled pawn @doubledpawn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026(the remainder of the reading will be done in parentheses voice) (for your enjoyment) (relax your mind) 000
