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chris balser 🖤

@doomfunk.bsky.social
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systems designer. artist. writer. doer of silly voices. salmiakki advocate. worked on ESO, Starfield, Diablo 4, Cyberpunk 2. having one very, very long blonde moment.

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 9h
look at my mechanics dawg my car is fucked 😭
the golden kamuy cast in a collab with a car? parts? company? theyre dressed as mechanics
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Bee, dog in the city @brodnork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you or have you ever been a narrative designer (as your official job title)? I would like to interview you for a video! Pls reply to this if you’re interested ❤️.
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Jake! @spriteborne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
15 D6s rolling a 6? In a row??? youtu.be/gOwLEVQGbrM?...
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Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead Probability Coin Toss
YouTube video by SamsusAlleria
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
like please see Nigella's bite (L) vs Paul's little baby spoon (R)
a screenshot of Bake Off showing Nigella Lawson's hand holding a spoon with a HUGE bite of cake on it, just a full inch high at least a screenshot of Bake Off of Paul Hollywood's hand holding a spoon that is about half full of cake, maybe about half an inch high off the bottom of the spoon.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 27/09/2026
Op-Ed: If you haven't heard the dogshit song I like right now I will shoot you with a gun and God will smile upon me.
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw an old gray Jetta with "ZEUS" on the license plate. Is there any seductive form he *won't* take??
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i really like crawlers and would've wishlisted this in a second if I hadn't seen this thread (please read the thread). i know a lot of my mutuals are also retro rpg enthusiasts, so, heads up.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 26/09/2026
A meme (not mine!!!) in which the guys from the Sopranos suffer the linguistic fall of humanity after the Tower of Babel incident
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 25/09/2026
Wesker Jollibee sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
john is like the only remotely normal green lantern from earth and the show honestly does a really good job of painting how, when the ring selects you for exactly one quality, you get a bunch of Really Difficult People
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
measuring rhythm on a broad, flat drum with an antler as i recite to the gathered villagers, "odin is actually kind of into private equity. he thinks it's funny. it was loki's idea but he's into it. it's money magic."
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
overrun by marauding, starving hoards of C people
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
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gabriel @gironda.org · 24/09/2026
girl, you’ll be a moomin, soon
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
✨🌈✨🎵🌈🌈🎵 m u n e f a s t i n o g 🎵🌈🌈🎵✨🌈✨
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uncle leyla (scary) 🎃 @leylses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hi! i wrote. something, certainly. about how and why i can't write or draw. and how i'm trying to work through that by being more like the ocean?
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Notes on a Decade-Long Creative Paralysis
One of my first memories of drawing is copying a still frame of Misty from Pokemon out of a magazine, which helpfully provided a grid to…
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Abi Stevens - comms open @abistevensart.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These Dunmeshi inspired pins are also available in my preorder shop rn! dungeon-denizens-13258.backerkit.com/hosted_preor... #ArtShop #DeliciousInDungeon
Four pin designs of dungeon meshi monstets: chimera Falin, the griffin, barometz and basilisk.
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going to give the Phantasy Star IV retranslation and relocalisation a fresh signal boost. Worked on for the past seven years, It's my preferred way of playing PSIV, adding new content, even more emotional depth and character banter, and so much more good stuff.
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Phantasy Star Generation: 4 Relocalization - PSIV romhack - PS4 romjack
Phantasy Star Generation:4 is both a relocalization and retranslation of the original English script and proper nouns (weapons, monsters, names, etc.) Download Phantasy Star Generation:4 here. As SEGA...
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh okay
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A Scanner Darkly Change
Alt: ¿Keanu? as Fred/Bob Arctor, in the film version of A Scanner Darkly, countenance rapidly shifting between many people
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
his name is lethargic. he's an IRC chatbot I wrote in 2011 and has been through IRC, skype, and is now on discord (in private servers with friends.) the algorithm has been unchanged since the beginning.
Lethargic’s algorithm

Lethargic’s primary response generator uses a bespoke algorithm that uses neither templates nor markov chains.
Take the user’s input:
	Hello lethargic, how are you doing today?
Then pick a random message from a dataset of old IRC logs
	brb throwing my computer against the wall
Then we interlace these two sentences, one word at a time, excluding ending punctuation:
	Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wallLethargic's algorithm continued
Hello brb lethargic, throwing how my are computer you against doing the today wall
We replace “lethargic” with “me” and other pronouns so that they are inverted (like ELIZA)
	Hello brb me, throwing how your are computer me against doing the today wall
Finally we pass this amalgamation into google translate a bunch of times through multiple languages to get our response:
	Hey, wait a minute, how's your computer doing today after I hit my head against a wall?
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
posts i agree with: chapter twelve thousand and seven
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 21/09/2026
!! Please spend £10/$15/€15/1500円 on one of the greatest RPGs of all time :D store.steampowered.com/app/595520/F...
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Save 70% on FINAL FANTASY XII THE ZODIAC AGE on Steam
FINAL FANTASY XII THE ZODIAC AGE - This revered classic returns, now fully remastered for the first time for PC, featuring all new and enhanced gameplay.
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hello vonnie @hellovonnie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
good soup 👌
illustration of a lady stirring some soup in a big yellow pot surrounded by vegetable friends and a cozy kitchen
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 21/09/2026
🇮🇳🇯🇵🇬🇧🇨🇳🇹🇭🇱🇰🇵🇰🇧🇩🇹🇼🇳🇵🇲🇾🇮🇩🇯🇲🇹🇹🇿🇦 🍛🍛🍛 (in unison) "Everybody loves our famous cuisine, cur-" 🇺🇸 "Beef stew."
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Come to the brutalist rectangle Jollibee in the next 45 minutes if you want an ass kicking
Basically the worst looking fast food restaurant exterior you've ever seen, an awful gray box
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Rubeki Games 🛩️The Hollowing Demo Live!🛩️ @rubeki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
✈️Just announced in the PC Gaming Show✈️  The Hollowing is an atmospheric first-person horror flight sim Your job is to maintain communications towers at various airports and outposts in the Megastructure FREE DEMO OUT NOW!! link below 👇
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Warp Door @warpdoor.com · 19/09/2026
Toe II Toe (plazatin) "Punch, duck, or block your way to victory!" PWYC to download / play on itch.io - Windows, Mac, Linux, Browser, Android: warpdoor.com/2026/09/19/t...
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Suw @suw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is absolute perfection.
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Mindy Lee @mindyleedoodles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
how your email finds me
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look don't make fun of the robot this just happens sometimes Stop looking at it stop looking Play soothing music, maybe call it a Big Man,
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
please. please read this entire thread
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Emi Unstable @youryanderegf.yuri.living · 19/09/2026
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the pixelframe generator for the new Kirby title featuring a soft view of a mountainous area, with the green flame backing a logo that reads Twin Peaks: Fire, Walk With Me
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Shayna Moon (she/they) @themoonis.gay · 17/09/2026
Hi it’s me, the person they’re making this movie for. If you haven’t read the magicians nephew, it is absolutely buck wild.
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Julia 🦊 Woodo is OUT on Steam & consoles! 🐸 @juliaprokhorova.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
✨Woodo is OUT NOW✨ on Steam, PS5, Xbox, Switch 1 and 2 Woodo is a wholesome, relaxing and story-driven game that might warm your heart. Help with a RT 🔁💛
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 16/09/2026
Hey everyone. Things have been tough around here and they are about to get worse. I’ll probably need to make a bigger ask soon, but right now I’m asking for some help covering essentials. Next post has what I’m trying to cover. PP: @StellaSacco CA: $sacc No Venmo
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chris balser 🖤 @doomfunk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Liquid Reachalot: "Brother!! With *this arm* I will finally prove you guilty of a decade of tax evasion!"
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 17/09/2026
Spiral www.patreon.com/trungles/pos...
A six-armed lady in furry boots brandishes a bunch of swords!
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𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂⁠. 𓆩♡𓆪 @dailyrunway.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"the ghost ship" fall 2026/spring 2027 collection by selkie #fashionsky
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tea @steelpeach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Grass whistles #FFT #FFTactics #art
A digital painting of Ramza and Alma from Final Fantasy Tactics. They are sitting together in the grass. Alma is blowing on a grass blade, and Ramza is holding a strand of grass in his hands, about to do the same. Behind them are two saddled chocobos, their mounts. The landscape behind them shows a line of trees against a sunset sky.
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