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Mr. Doomy

@doomdoomdoom.bsky.social
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An n-dimensional array of non sequiturs in an ill-fitting person suit. I’m here to lurk and chew bubblegum and I have SO MUCH BUBBLEGUM ( I make art sometimes. ALSO check out this cool rock and also that squirrel over there WHEE )

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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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Distorted Reality @distortedreality.io · 08/08/2026
Dream job
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
oh no, Nuance. :(
Oh no
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Dr. Pulaski, I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual. Worf
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The Phantom Tollbooth Quotes @phantomtollbot.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
or the expectant pause in a roomful of people when someone is just about to speak, or, most beautiful of all, the moment after the door closes and you're all alone in the whole house? Each one is different, you know, and all very beautiful, if you listen carefully."
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 29/06/2026
[OC] National Theatre, London. r/brutalism
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
@zarawesome

*clutching a 90s desktop tower to my chest, hiding behind an office partition as gunfire rings out* it's okay, ELIZA. we're going to make it out of here

ELIZA: how do you feel about  make it out of here?
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dpa news agency @dpa-intl.com · 11/06/2026
A German pizza chef has been crowned world champion in Naples with a creation featuring purple potato cream, deep-fried savoy cabbage, tuna tartare and pine nuts, finished with lemon caviar nordot.app/143777681515...
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German chef crowned world champion for cabbage, tuna and caviar pizza | DPA
A German pizza chef has been crowned world champion in Naples. Lorenzo Parrotta, from the western city of Ludwigshafen, won the title on Wednesday in the Contemporary Pizza category at the unofficial…
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 08/06/2026
“Starless” // @aperfectcircleband.bsky.social Detail stills from the video with analog glitch VFX by me
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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
poetry helps poultice the musket wound of life
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/04/2024
Because we're now talking about octopuses instead of minions, and octopuses should never be underestimated, odds are octopuses are purposely changing their f-stop to perceive depth.
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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I keep a running list of phrases that pop into my head that would make good band names or titles for albums and I just realized what else they're good for
Title card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek DS9 titled EVEN WARRIORS MUST PRAYTitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek TNG titled NEITHER ANIMAL NOR VEGETABLETitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek TOS titled FREE MAPS TO GOD'S HOUSETitle card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek VOY titled EVERYTHING'S WRONG, NOTHING'S FINE
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Long deep sigh: … “I’m on a boat”
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 30/05/2024
manager: mox, you working on any new pieces? your production has been really slow lately. gotta keep that ✨brand✨ going m: yeah. been working on this for a while. feeling pretty good about it manager: you are the worst fucking clients
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
IT IS VERY INFORMATIVE!!!
IT IS A CHART FEAT. POKEY!!!
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Via @lucresnooker.bsky.social a cladogram of filled pasta. Sociology should make more cladograms. link.springer.com/article/10.1...
filled pasta cladogram
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 24/03/2026
"imprecision of terms is at the center of a huge number of current societal problems" is an unbelievably crotchety old man opinion and I find myself somewhat uncomfortable that I hold it
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Ed @ed3d.net · 21/03/2026
I heard there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord But you never care for OSHA do ya
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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
MASINT #13136 from RASR-2 (TOP SECRET) 1. Retrograde Hallelujah Covers 2. Buried Bitmap Depot 3. Container Ship of Baby Dolls
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Retrograde Hallelujah Covers
2. Buried Bitmap Depot
3. Container Ship of Baby Dolls
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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 14/03/2026
why are bees doing brutalism
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Laurie Voss @seldo.com · 12/03/2026
Parody song about the difference between Hollandaise sauce and a reduction: My Jus Can't Get An Oeuf
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
PHYLOGENY PHUN PHACT: THE BIG BAD IS, CANONICALLY, A CAMBRIAN PRIAPULID. Wormzilla here is THE FATTEST Fat Innkeeper Worm to ever bloodthirstily evert a proboscis. This was a VERY SPECIFIC choice. Someone checked out a particularly prurient specimen of genus Urechis and had an OPINION.
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
...yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and gloat shamelessly for another two or three minutes before I Resume Engagement With Material Practicalities. 🦋 Animal #940 🦒 I figured it out in 2 guesses! 🟥🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 4 metazooa.com #metazooa #thoroughlyadequatedopamine #thoroughlyadequatechordata
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Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
🤣 OMG *Somewhere* around here I still have a bunch of hand-written JSON files for this, and somewhere in that mess Gandalf is still Buellering mightily into the void because Frodo forgot his accordion in the green room.
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 14/01/2025
Brutalist KFC r/brutalism
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Juan Blak @blakheart.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I made a(nother) thing, in a bit of a frantic attempt to get my amygdala to STFU. I really need a consistent strategy for the correct application of alt text to the emphatically non-representational, I have neither the spoons nor the character length for a similar flavor of chaotic abstracti-DAMMIT
Digital collage piece assembled from procedurally generated artifacts.

The image is roughly reminiscent of an architectural schematic, emphasizing sharp angles and vertical lines. The color palette is primarily monochromatic with an abundance of negative space containing an assymetric composition, with vibrant accents of simulated jpeg bitrot. I'd describe it as a three-point composition but WHICH three points is deliberately unclarified.

The piece is overall a somewhat indecipherable geometric abstraction, but if I had to translate this into something more representational the best approximation is an aggressive, faux-Cubist rendering of an iconic dockside crane with specific vibrant, messier components adding intrusive bits of Fauvist entropy.
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The Visceral Glitch @thevisceralglitch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Question your reality to explore more options. . #glitchart #glitchartistscollective #videoart #visionaryart #manipulatedphotography
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Exquisite.
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Bit_form @bit-form-print.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Not Glitch as in art, but Glitch as in fuck you
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Theoretically, I'm off hiatus. Maybe. Massive, partially unhinged, coalescing and also thoroughly redacted rant about digital tools [REDACTED]. 🤞 I will not be robbed of enthusiasm again. I POINTEDLY REFUSE TO NOT HAVE FUN WITH THIS. #glitchart #digitalcollage #proceduralart #desertphotography
Digital collage artwork: a JT sunset juxtaposed and re-assembled with an assortment of procedurally generated artifacts. The landscape disintegrates into high-constrast geometric abstractions as it passes through the canonical horizon, emerging from a an explosive orange palette into the blue tones of the upper cumuli, a waterspout of pixelated noise terminating in explicit fractal imagery before dissipating into the atmosphere.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/11/2024
we’re back
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
I am experiencing a brand new-to-me emotion! My tiff mangler finished running after 12h/300+ files and the ****ing power goes out but I SAVED IT I SAVED THE DOCUMENT I HAVE HARNESSED ENTROPY AND I SHALL BATHE IN ITS ENTRAILS and when that gets boring I’m gonna make some incredibly unsettling gifs
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
I HAVE FORKING *COMPLETED* THE MOTHERFORKING CONTRAPTION (v1.0b) 🦾😈 I AM BECOME DUDE, DESTROYER OF TIFFS
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
*looooooooooooong exhale* This entire thread is now my new "Don't make me tap the sign" sign. 🤘🙏
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triple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 18/11/2023
this might be a hot take, but i honestly think AI art peaks when you can absolutely tell it’s AI. like, using it as a tool to make weird shit that is so clearly made by the tool is the best use-case from an artistic perspective
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
CLEAN UNDERPANTS AND DINNER CAKE DINNER CAKE DINNER CAAAAAAAAKE THE DAY IS SAVED ETC
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
YET AGAIN, O H N O D E C I S I O N P A R A L Y S I S S S S S Z Z T Softer focus and a modicum of subtlety, or EXXXXTRA CRRRRRRRRRUNCHY? Option $n is more artifacts from the “Peeps Chili but with way too many teeth” bizarro-bucket. I am a Serious Artist yessiree art art art arf WOOF oof 🧐😵‍💫🤡🥳
Two different variants of a seriously glitched-up flaming marshmallow, floating in a bubbling pool of motor oil.
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
#glitchtober IS TOMORROW AND I'M BEYOND READY TO BREAK EVERYTHING. EEEEVERYTHING! EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIING. Last year was exceptional, but since then I've become a much odder goose with a much larger, much stranger bucket of hammers. SO MUCH BRAIN-MELTING NIGHTMARE FUEL TO PUBLICIZE OH YES
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
GOOD MORNING WORLD! I have caffeine and dogs! And more caffeine and more dogs! Today is a good day (and I shoulda brought my Allergy Kit, but frankly DNGAF)
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
...rlathotep needs a friend, and I been smellin' fishmen cuz all that madness at the end; I been plagued by gruesome visions Since epochs dead and gone ...but I hear that trombone weepin' Tough crowd, Innsmouth Improv
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
I'm... not really sure what happened here, but I think The Robot might be getting sick of my bullshit.
A trio of very stoic and respectable business kitties, profoundly unimpressed by weird art
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Current status: BRAIN TOO LOUD What do we do when BRAINLOUD? We special-order a cheese hat and dual-boot SimoneOS is what we're gonna do. I have already pushed my own ass into a pool multiple times today, and would like something else to get me through this semi-charmed pop culture reference.
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
…“OFFICIAL” “MOTH” “BUSINESS” update: I have now completed phase one of my atonement for sins of benign neglect; blessed be Saint Norm, Patron of the Shaggiest of Deeds. ( Phases 2-3 involve culinary blasphemy in tribute to the Great Orange One Who Forever Feeds Beneath The Veil of Carbs. )
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Oh yes. 50% pork butt, 50% selfie, 111% OMFG yikes. This is one of the *LEAST* disturbing entries for “Portrait of the Artist as Three Pounds of Shrink-Wrapped Frozen Pork Shoulder”. (The Big Brundle Business is over in the “please explain what that nipple is screaming and WHY” permutation bucket)
An extremely creepy shrink-wrapped face. Sort of cartoonish and and rubbery, with a look of shock frozen upwards at something off camera and presumably horrible. Light blue background, high contrast lighting, and reddish orange highlights on recognizable facial features. Two pale, gaunt arms reach in from outside the image. The forehead is obscured by some kind of illegible and partially transparent sticker.
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
INDEED THIS IS A PLACE OF HONOR AND HIGHLY ESTEEMED SHITPOSTERY
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Having also managed to avoid any and all context, my head-canon is that The Banana Discourse is Kermit’s fledgling folk trio opening for Dr. Teeth and getting booed off stage …*clickety-clackety* oh. NOPENOPENOPE not coming ANYWHERE near that, I will stab the entire internet with a bendy straw
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Mr. Doomy @doomdoomdoom.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Can I at least get a nice pair of glorts (and a matching crop top)?
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