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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Radiohead was years ahead of the game with their liner notes and it's way past time we joined them

Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I want everyone to know that I considered and chickened out of titling tomorrow's newsletter issue "everyone aboard the abyssal sea spider Bang Bus", and if you want to know why I suggest subscribing: ferociousj.beehiiv.com

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Updates on things I've made for you. Items of esoteric interest. #dadthoughts.

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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026

"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Yes it's been a geopolitical disaster and the rise of fascism is very real and serious, but I also hope future historians will be able to convey just how deeply fucking embarrassing this entire era has been for us, it's so humiliating having this stupid dipshit be the one who put us here

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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026

Absolutely amazing. Chefs kiss. You love to see it. 10/10. No notes.

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The takeaway from this study is that a significant portion of any plausible post-apocalyptic diet will probably be made up of bindaetteok, which is why I must take up the mantle of reckless accelerationism immediately www.sciencealert.com/scientists-i...

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Scientists Identify The 'Doomsday' Seeds That Could Last The Longest

The world's 'doomsday' seed banks could be a way to replant our planet after disaster, but only if their contents survive the years.

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

With both kids home sick today I want to give thanks to the official Pokemon YouTube channel for putting entire seasons of the cartoon up there arranged in convenient playlists

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'm a giant nerd about the Alien movies but after Prometheus I pledged never to watch Covenant unless someone pays me and I feel stronger than ever that this was the correct stance

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If Frankie Pulitzer turns out not to be Tom Hardy that'll be okay because the album itself will still be good and nothing can change that, but if he IS Tom Hardy then I want to thank him and Czarface for restoring some measure of magic to this world

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The stupidest thing for the universe to do right now would be to have Donald fucking Trump buy it in the next few days from entirely natural causes just so we're forced to always include him alongside Dolly Parton and Tim Curry in this horrible week

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Daniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton

article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Indiana

article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Kentucky

article about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Missouri

iarticle about proposed GOP cuts to Imagination Library in Washington

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Spirit Halloween says they're opening soon and I think we all know what we need to do from now on

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I think that if other countries could declare war not on the entire United States as a whole but just specifically on Donald Trump personally that would be 1. efficient 2. simpler 3. just plain fun, who's going to be the first to give this novel and groundbreaking approach a try

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I both do and don't want to know what would possess you to go through the monetary and bureaucratic process necessary to put the license plate 8GOONER on your car

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My kids (8 and 5) have acquired and already nearly exhausted an entire tub of air dry clay in a frenzy of preparation for a sprawling future battle: I give you my 8yo's Cat Head Attack Ship, piloted by "babies" whose species was not made clear to me

An air clay sculpture made by an 8 year old boy of a wedge-shaped spaceship with two hollows in it: the first is occupied by two round blobs with eyes, the second (larger) one featuring a fantastically adorable cat head

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

In ....... in the Kirby SNES games, when one character is running low on health and the other one gets a food item, do they ........ are they doing a little smoochy kiss to share HP? This was a game mechanic that should've been propagated throughout all future videogames across the industry

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Sending a satellite to clamp onto another satellite and give it a lil boost is going uhhhh not great?? This is why I'm introducing a bill requiring journalists to make the jerkoff motion at anyone who says we're gonna put datacenters in space anytime soon arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...

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Here's how engineers plan to save the satellite sent to save NASA's Swift mission

We believe that a capture of Swift, an attempted capture of Swift, is very much in the cards."

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I gather all cybertrucks have an always-on camera ever vigilant for vandals, and if so I hope they clock every contemptuous sneer I give them as I walk past, although if robots eventually develop feelings there's a risk I may be first against the wall

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

ANYONE REMEMBER WHEN DINNER MEANT EVERYONE AT THE TABLE… NO PHONE ALLOWED, NO DISTRACTIONS, JUST TALKING ABOUT YOUR DAY WHILE SLOWLY, IMPERCEPTIBLY AT FIRST, MORPHING INTO WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTERS? ANYONE REMEMBER THAT??

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Is Stancil doing this for an elaborate and extremely unfunny bit or is he truly genuinely just like this

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I will run for mayor of my town and make this the slogan just fyi

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Unironic appreciation for a good idea somebody around here had

Flyer for a one-person business advertising itself as "The Little Rat: Depression Nest Excavation" stating "I would be PUMPED to help you reclaim your space by getting it back to a manageable condition" 510 815 9424 is the number, she/they pronouns, rates between $50-150, text for a consult

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Kool Aid Man, Jolly Green Giant, and Burger King are in more because I don't enjoy the idea of them operating against me; Wendy because given my lifelong allegiance to the #6 meal, it would feel like an unacceptable betrayal to be killed by her

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Google Maps overlay for "senators whose grave sites should be public toilets" so we can all plan proper road trips with an itemized itinerary and everything

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Had a great call with my friend Sen. Mitch McConnell just now, audio wasn't great tbh, he said something that sounded like "libberatay may(?)" -- I couldn't really hear it over the noise of what I assume were his friends whooping and yelling, sounded like a real party wherever he is!

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF HARMFUL FREE RADICALS

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Subscribe NOW to read exclusive news about the secret new Wu-Tang album* and what it does to anyone who listens to it!!! New issue drops tomorrow!!!!!!! ferociousj.beehiiv.com * (that I heard about in a dream I just had)

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Pro tip: if you have too much frosting left over from whatever project you're doing, make sandwiches out of it with graham crackers and then leave them at my house thank you very much in advance

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I intend to be composted when I die but in case that's not possible I officially request this exact building instead

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I would love to hear the audio on any/all of these Chotiner interviews; is he just the most deadpan motherfucker alive and that's how he gets away with murdering these morons in print every time?? A true master honestly

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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

It's not often that a living man gets such a vivid preview of how he will be mourned.

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

More obvious jokes aside, I feel in my bones that any food Lobo likes to eat would straight up kill a baseline human on contact

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Past observations have taught us that Trump does not enjoy being booed -- it gives him a bad day for sure, but it doesn't, like, threaten his health or anything; what my post presupposes is: what if the problem is simply one of intensity?

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

All I have are more questions now!!!!! How do they get into the droplets in the first place? Where do they go when the fog evaporates, are they just ....... just hanging out in the air? All the time? Am I .......... breathing them in every time I go outside? Am I breathing them in now?

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Did those fucking lunatics actually manage to kill the new library measure for my fucking town, is that what I'm seeing here, what the FUCK

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I keep a running list of phrases that pop into my head that would make good band names or titles for albums and I just realized what else they're good for

Title card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek DS9 titled EVEN WARRIORS MUST PRAY

Title card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek TNG titled NEITHER ANIMAL NOR VEGETABLE

Title card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek TOS titled FREE MAPS TO GOD'S HOUSE

Title card for an unfortunately nonexistent episode of Star Trek VOY titled EVERYTHING'S WRONG, NOTHING'S FINE

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Can you fucking imagine if, after all this -- after EVERYTHING we've had to endure from this piece of shit since 2016 at LEAST -- this stupid fucking thing collapses and THAT'S what takes him out

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Everybody SHUT UP, I can hear someone playing the "Numa Numa" song at high volume in their car RIGHT NOW in this, the year 2026

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

[taps mic] If they've released Zero Sugar Oreos then do you think maybe they're also working on Zero Sugar Nilla Wafers or Zero Sugar Vienna Fingers and are just waiting for the right moment to release them to the public? Hello? I SAID IF THEY'E RELEASED ZERO SUGAR OREOS THEN DO YOU THINK MAYBE TH

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

It's still wild to me that they have all this money and (presumably) talent and the best title they could come up with was THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

A friend's back-of-the-envelope math says each of us taxpayers will end up contributing about $16.75 to this fund for J6 rioters and I truly thought I had already reached my capacity for incandescent rage but it turns out I contain ~~multitudes~~

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I demand that we consider the inverse of this question as well: should there not be a Cult of the Q Continuum on every sentient world? Do we dare imagine the creed that worships Nagilum? Are there people on worlds neighboring Rana 4 who pray to Kevin Uxbridge?

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

My 4yo wants me to cut the crusts off his sandwich, but he also wants me to put them on the plate so he can eat them. Why don't I just leave them ON the sandwich, then? No, he wants to eat them BY THEMSELVES. Honestly that kinda checks out, so I say why not. I am the world's greatest dad 🏆🏆🏆

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I feel like I'm being presented with a Final Boss of Pareidolia test to discover how many smiling faces I can see in this apple

A photo of a cartoon mural depicting a cross-section of an apple with a smile; turned on its side, you would still be able to interpret it as a smile because of how the eyes have been done -- look just trust me on this one

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Jon Sung @ferociousj.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Somebody on Drake's PR team actually works for Kendrick

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