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The Doofus

@doofusthehobbit.bsky.social
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Even a doofus is smarter than anyone in the current administration, and most in Congress. NO WARS! ABOLISH ICE! IMPEACH THEM ALL! REMOVE FROM OFFICE ANYONE WHO DISAGREES! Profile picture by @artlikesrobots

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 13h
HELL YES. We've gotta get him the fuck out of office. Check your registration online and order an absentee or early voter ballot. Those lines will be long on Election Day. If you wait until then, though, don't let it discourage you from fighting fascism.
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Brad Batt for Tennessee State House @bradbatt.bsky.social · 15h
Hey, real quick. This is Nazi shit.
Screenshot of a post on X from Sean Parnell (@SeanParnellASW), a verified account. The post reads: "Today, at Secretary Hegseth's direction, the Department of War is announcing the Office of Religious Affairs. Starting today, the Office of Religious Affairs will report directly to the Secretary of War. No staff filters. No bureaucratic dilution. A direct line to the Secretary. This won't be a policy shop pushing paper. It will have real teeth. It will protect budgets, demand infrastructure, and strengthen religious support across the force."

Below the text is an image of a navy blue graphic with a gold border. In the upper half, a white eagle with wings spread, holding a shield, olive branch, and a crook-shaped staff, appears above the words "Office of Religious Affairs." A gold horizontal line divides the graphic, and in the lower half is the motto "Standing Firm, Preaching Truth, and Ministering to the Force," with a small gold eagle emblem at the bottom.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 13h
The one time I passed out drunk I was surrounded by women and I woke up underneath a blanket and with a post it saying there was chocolate cake in the fridge
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The Doofus @doofusthehobbit.bsky.social · 18h
He did it because he’s a South African nazi who would love nothing more than for all dark skinned African people to die.
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 18h
As a graduate alumna of Cornell University, I am disgusted and appalled by the rape and sexual assault allegations by Jane Doe, and stand with her and every student on campus demanding true accountability, justice, and a safe campus.
As a graduate alumna of Cornell University, I am disgusted and appalled by the rape and sexual assault allegations by Jane Doe, and stand with her and every student on campus demanding true accountability, justice, and a safe campus.

Institutional failures like those at Cornell and other universities—and those of the justice system in the Epstein case—are what perpetuate a culture of violence and exploitation of women and girls. Until we decide that the safety of survivors is more important than the comfort of the accused, there will be no safety for women and girls across this country. We stand with every survivor and demand accountability not just for Jane Doe, but for every victim of sexual violence.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After yesterday’s Senate hearing, it’s crystal clear that Jack Smith should be the next Attorney General.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
They aren’t sending their best
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Brian Clevinger @bclev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Starting to think the destruction of facts and knowledge serves the fascist agenda…! 🤔
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh NO! I thought I was going to a Dolphins game but I ended up at Sea World!
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I take the point that this moment should probably be getting more attention than which basketball game he attended, but if you didn't already fully believe this based on the available evidence I don't know that hearing it from Jack Lumen Smith is going to change anything bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the Hawks/Hawkeyes thing is really funny, but the fact that the brains of a sitting U.S. Senator *and his entire staff* are so thoroughly cooked that they thought this nonsense meant anything at all is going to make me go doomer if I think about it too much
Katie Britt enduring the stupidest fucking piece of posterboard ever displayed in the US Senate
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The Doofus @doofusthehobbit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because BiBi doesn’t care about lives, he wants a genocide and all the land. Not for Israelites, just for his own profit.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
Today I learned that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan and that Amy Klobuchar knows more about sports than Eric Schmitt.
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning the existence of Panhellenic fraternities would not solve every problem on every campus, and certainly not the existence of sexual assault, but when you've got a mosquito infestation it doesn't hurt to go right for the biggest pools of stagnant water
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 02/01/2024
Trans Am
A picture of a white 70s pontiac trans am with pink and blue stripes up the hood in trans flag colours. Trans Am. Trans Trans Am.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whether you’re Pope Leo, MLK, Dorothy Day, Talarico or Eleanor Roosevelt - quoting Jesus directly will get you called a “communist” by Fake Christians.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never liked ICE. Even back when they used to call themselves the Klan.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Obviously none of this is true, but incidentally: It is wild to talk about tax revenue as “profits.”
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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You all know how I feel about this woman, but I think it’s hilarious she’s so mad at being jilted that she’s publicly revealing GOP strategy out of spite.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump is not himself the disease of our politics. He’s just the worst symptom. The disease is the system that allows corporations to buy and sell politicians so they can rig it against the rest of us. Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All.
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Jada Jones @jadajones57.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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The Doofus @doofusthehobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the fuck did I just watch?
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The Doofus @doofusthehobbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every man who works at one of these facilities needs to be imprisoned themselves. The NUMBER ONE PRIORITY of the next administration MUST BE prosecuting these people.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
John Oliver lists off just some of Ken Paxton’s scandals: “Paxton spent nearly 9 years under indictment for securities fraud... He was also accused of bribery and abuse of office by eight of his own top deputies... But wait, because I'm still not done.”
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good luck with this kid
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ALT: Minnesota Vikings Jj Mccarthy
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dawna and RealMonkeyCat @dawna9.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
July 4th 2018. What were the fireworks they saw? or were they the fireworks 🤔 🧨💥
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s Susan Collins walking in a parade-style campaign event. She’s concerned and wants to give Maine six more years of MAGA and corruption. Kudos to whoever took this video and captured the gas station sign.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooof
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University.
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Dextra Hoffman @dextra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning. I'm about to start an intensive therapy program to help get my mind right. This is scarier than the cancer was. I could use some help, please. More details in the link, but as alternatives, my PayPal is dextra.hoffman AT gmail DOT com or Venmo AT Dextra-Hoffman. gofund.me/61800496a
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I started a fundraiser a few years ago when I was dealing with thy… Dextra Hoffman needs your support for Standing with Dextra Through Mental Health Treatment
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DemCast USA @demcast.com · 28/09/2026
Whether you vote early or on Election Day, make your plan and get to the polls by November 3. Make sure you’re registered. Know your polling location. And let your voice be heard. Vote like your nation depends on it. Because it does. 💙 🗣️ jnevarae (IG)
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 28/09/2026
Remember that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that aired in 1997 where Buffy and Cordelia are invited to a frat party only it turns out that the frat boys worship a penis-shaped demon and offer it a sacrifice of girls to rape every year so that the penis demon blesses them with money and power?
Anyway, that episode came out almost 30 years ago.
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Josh Ruben @joshruben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you’re looking for a place to put your grief and rage, leave a voicemail . Cornell University Office of Student Conduct and Community Standards: (607) 255-4680
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 28/09/2026
Xavier Becerra didn’t just discover LGBTQ rights when it became politically convenient. His record goes back to the 1990s, and LGBTQ+ rights have been a huge part of it, from his time as California attorney general to serving as U.S. Health and Human Services secretary. 🧵
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The Doofus @doofusthehobbit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Lawrence/Washington is going to expose the Pats passD that’s only looked good because they played a back up with a lead and a terrible washed up husk of a QB so far. I think this one could get ugly fast, and as a Dolphins fan I hope it does, lol.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BLANCHE: Don’t judge us on what we say or do or say we’re going to do or did or said
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
for those new to the official app of sports badfaithtimes.com/your-guide-t...
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Using the power of sports, we can extract people from the society-destroying influence of Elon Musk
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a cult. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
absolutely demented. like a scene from a horror movie
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Hunter Dunn @hunterisntdunn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man who beat his son & called him slurs now upset that his son won’t invite him to meet his son-and-law & grandkids. More at 11.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holy shit
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