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Elayne Boosler

@eboosler.bsky.social
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Comedy and Animal Rescue

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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 2h
Oh NO! I thought I was going to a Dolphins game but I ended up at Sea World!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 9h
On what would have been his 38th birthday, Bless the memory of this beautiful human being. May his family find peace in knowing what an incredible person they raised, how much the world respects and admires the man he was. We want justice for Alex, Renee and all who were assassinated by this govt.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 9h
Their lies are getting more desperate, their over the top lawbreaking has reached monumental proportions, you can smell their desperation. Or maybe that's just assface. Vote Blue.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Auntie Meme says Vote Blue to rid the world of this parasitic soul sucking putrescent miasmic perjurious gangrenous curdled moldering odious execrable invidious leaking blue fissure of rancid reeking unholy leucorrhoea.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Make ONE phone call to ban the heinous inhumane horrific factory farms, please. You are eating terror.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The UN: "The US was the ONLY nation to vote "NO" against ensuring & strengthening worldwide access to justice for all women & girls. The resolution passed with 37 yes votes, 6 countries (Côte d’Ivoire, Congo, Egypt, Mali, Mauritania & Saudi Arabia) abstained." Good company, huh? Vote Blue!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Saturday Peeps. My Tails of Joy #rescue is auctioning off Judy Tenuta's beloved singing Elvis lamp, which also comes with a Marilyn Monroe Pez dispenser and Pez from Judy's collection, and a letter from me authenticating. Every dollar saves animals. Link in comments. THX!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actual photo. What a Christmas card, huh? THIS is who they are. THIS is WHAT they are. Evil, sick, hateful, miserable, and they are taking us down with them. Don't let them. Vote BLUE in November. Let's get our lives back.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My great friend comedian Judy Tenuta left me this fab singing Elvis lamp to raise money for my animal rescue Tails of Joy. 25 years, all volunteer, every dollar goes to rescue. Just type into eBay “Celebrity Comedian Elvis Presley Vintage Music Lamp for Animal Rescue Charity”. Let’s save lives!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well the governor of South Dakota didn't give president assface what he asked for.... Wait until he tries to bulldoze Mt. Rushmore.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It worked.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
JD Vance: "Give us another chance". Spoken by every abusive husband and boyfriend who promises to do better but instead beats you up even more often. America is being run by batterers and on November 3rd we are going to leave all their belongings on the curb.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump tells the UN general assembly that he’s officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to Super Intelligence and that all US government documents will now refer it to us SI. SI? I can't wait for the swimsuit issue.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From "bone spurs" to "fallen arches". youtu.be/UbaQkNRqx1g
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From "bone spurs" to "fallen arches" - Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Auntie Meme says, So many memes. So little time... until the midterms when we won't have to see these any more!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Auntie Meme says: The best money I spend is paying my "Shit Sweeper". She blocks & deletes the magats so I never see hate & garbage. Today she said "They say they're not a cult but they all use the same 6 words in every post! They are so effing ignorant & hateful, it's sooooo funny!"
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First Ladies ain't what they used to be. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qykt...
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First Ladies Ain't What They Used to Be - Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TONIGHT Rally to SAVE The Kennedy Center 6:30pm EST. Kerry Kennedy organized Joining Hands Around the Center. Stop the bulldozers! Get there if you can. The whole world donated irreplaceable, magnificent treasures to help build the center, to honor JFK. Keep it from the sick animal. Stop the steal.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe he can get his name on the Putin Center.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe you can get your name on the Putin Center. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCSX...
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Here's Why JFK's Name is on the Kennedy Center and yours is Not. -Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Nobody Wants an Effing Ballroom - Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey Peeps, it's National Voter Registration Day. Register or check your registration with your state election officials or www.vote.org. And if you're a red cult member, please register at deesnuts.biz.
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Al (not ai) GDad1x7 @gdad1x7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Keep away from Vote Safe
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey mainstream media, this is a challenge to you... youtube.com/shorts/LHpGY...
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What Would trump Do If a Reporter Demanded Respect? -Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey mainstream media, this is a challenge to you... youtube.com/shorts/LHpGY...
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What Would trump Do If a Reporter Demanded Respect? -Elayne Boosler
YouTube video by Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These photos of Trump this morning, curated by The Daily Beast’s Elizabeth Brockway, show him falling asleep as a bell sounded at the Pentagon to commemorate the dead, while "sleepy Joe" Biden, 83, with cancer, was bolt upright wide awake listening as relatives read out the names of those who died.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Heroes come in all absorbencies.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nero golfed while Rome burned, or maybe he slept. Auntie Meme says keep the pressure on. And Vote Blue.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh my gosh what a Hero!! Who knew!
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
assface was nowhere near the WTC on 9/11. He is delusional and needs to be removed. Disrespecting the people who died and the people who died saving them. His only connection to the WTC was immediately bragging after the attack that he now had the tallest building in downtown NYC. Sick.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
While this crime family rapes the treasury, using our tax dollars for themselves and their vanity projects while Americans struggle and people around the world die because of us, the rape-publicans in congress do nothing except pick up some scraps for themselves. Vote Blue.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Nobody Wants an Effing Ballroom - Elayne Boosler
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is what happens when you get your hair done at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” RIP Gloria Steinem. Thank you for fighting the good fight and making the world better for everyone. We will keep up that good fight and never go back.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'd like two scoops of memes please.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Truth in memes, and some entertainment as well...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Auntie Meme says feel free to share Collection 2 also. Memes have replaced the MSM for truth and accuracy. And entertainment. Come on Hurricane Dolly, spare the innocent and work your magic on the guilty.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Auntie Meme says we'll get you through the weekend, despite more lies, more meandering speeches, more disrespect, rudeness, damage to us and our country, making more enemies, more full diapers. It's not us, it's him. Let's hope Hurricane Dolly has better aim than the Grim Reaper.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Coyote vs. my little dog Beau. He made it! What a warrior, I am changing his name to Joe Pesce. youtube.com/shorts/9Vii2...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They come in threes: Dolly Parton, 80, Tim Curry, 80. Come on universe, one more 80 year old.....
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
May this magnificent human, this philanthropist, this bringer of light and love, this stellar talent, beautiful inside and out, this beacon of kindness and generosity, this composer of the soundtrack of our lives, rest in peace. Thank you Dolly.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What Canada can change america's name to: The Failed States. The Failed States of Fat Fuckia. The Fugue States. The Lying in State States. The Police States. The Persistent Vegetative States. The States of Disrepair. The Trumpstein States. The States of Confusion.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gotta let that steam out or the top of your head flies off.
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How? How? How? Can we ever get rid of citizens united?
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Most Americans would Support this….
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An update, Peeps. And to those disappointed that I ate fish, I understand. I have not eaten meat or birds for thirty years, and no dairy except for some cheese from Italy occasionally. Sometimes I do eat fish, but not after this week! I was trying to get off it anyway...
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An update, Peeps. And to those disappointed that I ate fish, I understand. I have not eaten meat or birds for thirty years, and no dairy except for some cheese from Italy occasionally. Sometimes I do eat fish, but not after this week! I was trying to get off it anyway...
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Karen @elsa-meowse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He added $7.8T to the debt in his first term and another $11.5T in less than 2 years of his second term with absolutely nothing in it for the people now forced to pay for it.
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