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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's impossible to take AI consciousness discussions seriously when so much of it is just 'petitio principii' built on the premise that something that is capable of solving complex problems like "I want a recipe for banana bread that incorporates raw pistachios" must be conscious.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They aren't though? Like I would be shocked if any dem is doing Ad spend on 'anti-trans in sports' spots.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If we had as many people who wanted to work in a union as rich kids whose dream is to become a union organizer, we'd have no need for union organizers.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Democratic Party has let a consulting industry exploit elderly donors in its name, wreck its reputation and finances in the process, and walk away rich whether the party wins or loses. When a mirror is held up, the instinct is to break the glass rather than look. On why the press looks away:
data4democracy.substack.com
The Bulwark Killed an Investigation into Political Fundraising Spam After Its Publisher Took the Consultants’ Side
This is a story about the Democratic Party captured by its consultants, and about what happens when the pro-democracy press is asked to say so.
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John David Pressman @jdp.extropian.net · 08/08/2026
It's funny that the media reports this as an "escape" when they in fact just gave Mythos normal Internet access and told it to hack a fictional target, and then acted surprised when the model got confused.
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1) Shockingly, His Majesty’s Government did not outsource this crucial security task to Israel. Their banner screw-up is that they turned an LLM optimized for hacking completely loose on the public internet with a vague goal. Why did you think this was a good idea? It wasn’t. It was a very bad idea. I can’t even trust an LLM on my laptop without supervision most of the time. They get up to stuff.

1.5) Their monitoring technically worked, in that they noticed the LLM trying to go to Tor, more commonly known as “the dark net”, and cut it off. This makes them the only one of the four who actually noticed that their pet AI was hacking people! Jolly good. Better late than never, but it did get up to quite a lot before they caught it.

America is still number one. America is also number two and number three. Suck it, limeys.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
In my mind Will's biggest sin is his aggressive willingness to speak truth to stupidity. Any other person would just go, "this person clearly doesn't understand how a checking account works and never will, i'll mute them", Will is built different.
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 25/07/2026
This is dumb slopulist policy that would make transit worse and encourage more people to drive. Vote for Nithya.
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Candidate so hilariously bad they actually came dangerously close to making the babylon bee funny for an instant.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Sorry to lib out but I guess my thought on the Fourth is that if it wasn’t possible for this country to really be an egalitarian multiracial democracy someday, the most disgusting people alive wouldn’t be trying so hard to foreclose that possibility
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Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
They had to suspend fable 5 access because it was too good at figuring out how many r's were in strawberry. Strawberry is humanity's last line of defense.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The problems they ask you in interviews: architect Venmo, and talk about the trade-offs The problems tech companies actually have: our former principal was an alcoholic who coped by taking loads of Adderall and cranking out thousands of lines of code so heinous that the other devs mutinied him.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hot take I think Steyer isn't super convincing at selling all the progressive fighting billionaires lines, and Becerra is clearly more progressive than he seems and is running as a moderate because that's simply the smart thing to do. And this is why I prefer Steyer. I like an unconventional prog.
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I would never crash out on the TL and start fedposting over bad national political news. I only do that for moderately unfavorable local transit project updates
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jesse يسّى ישי @tov.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
“Epic Handshake” meme, depicting a handshake between two men, one Black and one white, showing only their arms.

left arm text: guy who wants to murder everyone to the right of Pol Pot

right arm text: guy who wants to murder everyone to the left of Pinochet

top-center text: “Liberals are the real fascists.”
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 08/05/2026
Absolutely not. There are many reasons for this including: - repossession of collateral - amortization schedules - relative size of borrowing - risks and accounting of them for holders of loans Losses? Sure. Replicating the cause of the GFC? Lol no not happening.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Status: libbing out.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You can see why the press hated Colbert's address www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ-a... speakola.com/political/co...
But, listen, let's review the rules. Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the Decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know - fiction!
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The wildest thing about the Hormuz crisis absolutely has to be Trump, absolutely sweaty and shaking, doing everything possible to make sure Iranian Oil goes through because he just thinks "anything that make oil go down good" not actually understanding second order effects at all.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
You know what's most insane about the straight of Hormuz thing, we don't have enough ships to do it on our own but we really could do an escort mission reopening with international help. Trump has pissed off the international community so much, they'll bear the pain just to see Trump uncomfortable.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"Has anyone considered that the vikings named it iceland because iceland rhymes with niceland, and they named greenland because greenland rhymes with meanland?"
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 16/03/2026
It’s going to be a big day for telling boomers who believe in human overpopulation to [redacted].
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I think people in the Top 10% should pay taxes.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
He didn't know it was a Nazi symbol... He didn't know that person he retweet was a Holocaust denier... He didn't know that the guy wearing the 88 shirt was a Nazi... Ok well he sounds like a fucking idiot then, what do you want me to tell you?
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
you know Zohran’s doing a good job at actually governing because the dumbest lefties are irrationally crashing out about it
Kate Willett @katewillett • 1d
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Staffing my administration with the exact same real estate people as Adams and having them continue the same policies that got Adams thrown out. Rebranding it as "Abundance" to time well with Ezra Klein's airport book.
Nia Frome @NiaFrome• 1d
say you're elected mayor of nyc. what are your first moves in office?Kate Willett @katewillett
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I think to have any hope of accomplishing Zohran's campaign promises NYC DSA will have to change our orientation to Zohran substantially. There is no sign that DSA is "co-governing" with Zohran, time to treat him like a politician and apply pressure.
Emma Goldberg @emmabgo • 19h
something striking in reporting this is that with every choice Mamdani has made that DSA members are privately let down by, they're still giving him a public pass -- including Hochul endorsement, appointing Tisch, and now this on the "Tax the Rich" rallyKate Willett @katewillett • 21h
Zohran's admin is full of market urbanists who believe is "cleansing" cities of the poor. The new ones like this wicked witch will just say it, Open New York has learned to use their inside voice for comments like this.
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He doesn't believe this but his policy advisors do.
Maya Luna
@envisionedluna
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I tepidly support Trump's actions in DC.
DC has one of the highest crime rates of any major city and the local government has done nothing to stop it.
Minors prowl the streets, harass and attack people and get no consequences bc they are kids
DC should be beautiful and cleanKate Willett @katewillett • 1d
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Meanwhile Zohran just hired the Policy Director of real estate lobbying group Open New York as a senior policy advisor. Why aren't we talking about building social housing instead of turning our city over to billionaire developers?
Why not do this
Graham Platner for Senate O @grahamformaine
X.com
Every politician says "more housing." It's not enough to say "more housing." We should demand a serious housing agenda.
Build millions of public units. Pass a nationwide tenant bill of rights. Ban hedge funds owning homes.
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
in general, people are awful at understanding composition effects say the average new home would get an “efficiency score” of 8/10 while an old home gets a 2/10. If you pass a law requiring new homes are a 9/10, but the increased costs reduce homebuilding by 25%, overall efficiency decreases
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again "We can't fix the Dems, we need a new viable third party" is the political equivalent of "we can't fix Earth's environment, let's colonize Mars" In that however hard the first one might be - maybe very! - the second one is orders of magnitude harder
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Whenever I see someone compare inequality in the US to pre-revolutionary war France my reaction is pretty much that SMBC comic. People need to realize that the first and second estate were TAX EXEMPT. Not 'refusing to pay their fair share', EXEMPT.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
America has a housing shortage. Every single housing proposal you see that is not "build more housing" will have the primary effect of pushing up the prices of existing housing, and is therefore, in reality, a plan to enrich current homeowners. In conclusion, build more housing.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
No Christmas Eve is complete without Jimmy Stewart crashing out and threatening to fight the husband of his Daughter's grade-school teacher, before heading off to Martini's. ✨🎄✨
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
All it takes is one nightmare Air Traffic control malfunction and you'll see immediately the necessity of high speed rail. Can't believe people are against it. Cut the red tape and bullshit and finish this thing already.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
What's the matter honey, you haven't touched your WeWork wrapped...
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Elon Musk didn't retire the 'Mecha-Hitler' version of Grok, he just made it take out the website's moderating system.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Garden-variety conservative: wokeness is the new racism (disapprovingly) Hanania: wokeness is the new racism (approvingly)
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I had no Idea what this tattoo symbolized, I got it while I was drunk on shore leave in Anaheim. I absolutely would not have gone through life having this on my leg if I knew what it symbolized – and to insinuate that I did is disgusting
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I dont mind that the new york dems are weird about internal state matters I just hate that they carry that weirdness so far as to fail to be partisan nationally. They can't control their own state party and shouldn't be in charge of the national one
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I'm so close to convincing my Mom to let me convert the PT Cruiser into a technical. Revolution coming any day now.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 27/06/2025
Monstrous: "They were crying in fear. One of the agents at one point lifted up his shirt, which displayed the gun that he was carrying....The 6-year-old boy was terrified to see the gun. He urinated on himself and wet all his clothing. No one offered him a change of clothing for many hours."
tpr.org
ICE arrested a 6-year-old boy with leukemia at immigration court. His family is suing.
A Honduran mother and her two children — ages 6 and 9 — sued the Trump administration over their arrest at Los Angeles Immigration Court, the first lawsuit challenging the arrests of children under a ...
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Because people actually want more police and nobody is asking for free buses. Buses are already*very* cheap. 🤷‍♂️
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Matthew Lewis -- living in the era of cults and consequences @mateosfo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
A few years back, @idothethinking.bsky.social and @muhammadspeaks.bsky.social wrote a piece about how California is the least-welcoming state in the U.S. when it comes to immigrants -- because of our housing policies. That's still true today. While we're protesting. For immigrants' rights.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 10/06/2025
I'm going to tap this sign again. Fuck PSL always and forever. They are a genocidal organization which, along with their Breakthrough News friends orchestrated PRO #TigrayGenocide rallies & traveled to Eritrea to gaslight us. I hate this segment of the so-called left more than our dictators.
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Landlords be like? "Block new housing? No, I must spend 10 million dollars to build a building I will keep vacant, this is the way of my people"
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doodpatrol.bsky.social @doodpatrol.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Yeah it's utterly preposterous to think that professionals won't even humor moving to SF if they can't have fresh drywall and stainless steel appliances.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Also according to the best research we have this is just blatantly, factually wrong. "In cities like SF ... new market-rate housing doesn’t reliably 'filter down.' Instead, it often accelerates upward pressure: drawing in more wealth, raising land values, and subtly remaking neighborhoods."
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Ben Ross @benrosstransit.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Also, it's backwards to think YIMBYs are deregulators & NIMBYs pro-regulation. US land-use governance is an unregulated free-for-all in which local electeds & neighborhood busybodies exercise arbitrary power. YIMBY seeks to replace that with predictable rule-based decision-making.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
you hate ralph nader for throwing the 2000 election. i hate ralph nader for burning america's state capacity to the ground to establish a universal nonprofit veto over any affirmative program, however progressive. we're different.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 04/06/2025
A West Virginia prosecutor said Friday that while *he* doesn’t want to investigate women for miscarriages, his colleagues are discussing it. He suggested people protect themselves by self-reporting pregnancy losses to police or a doctor. Why this is a horrible idea, feat @ifwhenhow.bsky.social
jezebel.com
Prosecutor Suggests Miscarrying Women Call the Cops to Protect Themselves From Criminal Charges
"I don't think you need to be a co-writer on Law & Order SVU to think about why that is a not so great idea," one reproductive justice advocate told Jezebel.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Child murderers
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