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no home run is worth it if you cant run home to a home you love :) philly-based rascal

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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 17/02/2026
whos the REAL christopher nolan
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
[threateningly] it’s baseball season.
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 31/01/2026
did you know you can buy a green screen for relatively cheap i love not having children
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 30/01/2026
now thats interesting...
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 30/01/2026
why is it called quicksand if it makes u slow tho
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Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · 28/01/2026
Sharpie, colored paper, and sandwich boards have become resistance art at the President’s House site. “I hope people will think about what other information is under threat of being disappeared,” said one Philly-area resident. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/news/philade...
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 27/01/2026
boo
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 27/01/2026
damn! i’m ya know hangin’ in there
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 27/01/2026
i hope our society repairs itself well enough for club penguin to bounce back; to do so, shooting the shit with strangers on the internet detached from your own ego would need to return to a wide swath of our culture. its tough work, but it starts with all of us! that being said, how r u
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Will LaPorte @ghostdown.online · 26/01/2026
maybe grandparent coded of me and no shade to any of my homies who make them but i do earnestly believe endless streams of short form video like reels, shorts, and tiktoks erode your attention span and are a net negative for society
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 22/01/2026
ours is a true big tent
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 22/01/2026
hey as a former freakishly large asthmatic fourth grader, this roast is not going far enough
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 21/01/2026
Oh you hate Americans? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Creedence Clearwater Revival?
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 21/01/2026
“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 21/01/2026
Canadians don’t get to brag about burning down the White House until they do it again to show it wasn’t a fluke. That was a Mickey Mouse arson until proven otherwise.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 17/01/2026
u come to me, on the day of the bills game,,,
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 17/01/2026
its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
I laugh at ICE for wearing forest-colored camo to snow-colored Minneapolis. For their tree trunk necks, ordered straight from the wife abuser catalog. For resembling an erect penis more from the neck up than in the crotch. For their self-important intensity, identical to that of every ROTC kid everybody went out of their way to avoid. For their Yakety Sax maneuvering across the Minnesota ice. For their golem-like ugliness, for the masculinity whose absence they flag by asserting it so belligerently. For waging war on a populace armed with nothing but solidarity, for losing. For being unable to do twenty-two push-ups. For being unable to do thirty-two sit-ups. For being unable to run a mile and a half. For being unable. For being unable. For being unable.
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brendon bigley @bb.wavelengths.online · 15/01/2026
in case you needed YET ANOTHER reason to leave spotify: it's now the most expensive one of these things out there. (plus all of the other reasons which never went away) consequence.net/2026/01/spot...
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Spotify Hikes US Subscription Prices, Making It Most Expensive Major Music Streamer
Spotify has raised prices across all US plans, including Individual, Family, and Student tiers, making it more expensive than Apple Music and TIDAL.
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alina pleskova @alinapleskova.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is the ecopoetry my beleaguered spirit needed today 🥲
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 15/01/2026
happy to help!
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 15/01/2026
rare good news, due to an abundance of berries the large flightless parrots native to new zealand called the kākāpo are fatter and hornier than ever and are primed to escape extinction by making sweet sweet chubby avian love
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Investigative Post @ipostnews.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
New: A respected UB researcher had been working at the university for years when he made a wrong turn onto Peace Bridge. ICE is now seeking to deport him. Such wrong turns are increasingly landing drivers in ICE detention, Investigative Post found. www.investigativepost.org/2026/01/14/w...
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 14/01/2026
what i respect about greenland is their flag has no green on it. wouldve been tacky 🇬🇱
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 12/01/2026
i was waiting to be 100th
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 12/01/2026
if you convince someone to like something then, i would say they like it 😛
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 11/01/2026
buffalo is inevitable
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
3 panel comic. Panel 1: waitress watching TV at a diner, a news story that says “FOUR DEAD. DEVELOPING STORY” the news anchor says “please be advised, the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the anchor says “here’s their photo.” It shows a picture of a guinea pig in a propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Seated at the bar is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, their face obscured slightly by shadow. They have on their plate an entire head of lettuce
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 08/01/2026
cant wait for baseball season to start so me and the boys can go back to barking like wild dogs from the nosebleeds at citizens bank park surrounded by deeply concerned parents and children
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
3-panel comic. Panel 1: a truck driver spills his drink while driving and exclaims, “there’s a bee in here!” Panel 2: the fuel truck he is driving careens off the road and crashes into a building with a sign out front that says “EVIL TECH COMPANY”. Panel 3: the bee walks down the road with the burning aftermath behind him. He says on a tiny flip-phone, “it’s done.”
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 03/01/2026
its times like these i rly think about americans playing call of duty, battlefield, etc. and how its all literally a game for some people
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Gabriel Siqueira @gabrieldread.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Latin American Coups promoted by the United States
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 03/01/2026
✊😤
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
anyway, good moment to lightly track who’s already making excuses for this. exercise some of the old iraq war muscles
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 03/01/2026
its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 02/01/2026
this is about not knowing what “banned” means
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 31/12/2025
had an idea for a really bad alternate timeline sci fi universe where the holy roman empire never disbanded and the year is 2500 and the world is made up of 85,000 duchies and counties
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 30/12/2025
i wasnt mad at you on bluesky, i was mad in real life
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 30/12/2025
fellas, whats stopping you from looking like this?
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 27/12/2025
its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 26/12/2025
as i enter my 30s , i figure its time to get into Linux and become a Linux guy
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 24/12/2025
counterpoint: trivia is supposed to be hard
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
As the year draws to a close, we wanted to wish you a happy and restful holiday season, and thank you for supporting Hades II and our team!🙏🌖 This festive moment in the Crossroads brought to you by our environment artist Joanne Tran.
Yuletide greetings from the Crossroads!
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natalie watson @nataliewatson.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
lorelei and the laser eyes (2024)
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 22/12/2025
i asked the tsa agent if they ever get to pet the bomb sniffing dog and they just stared at me; the war on whimsy rages on
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dooski 🦑 @doo.ski · 20/12/2025
its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
Rockets owners expand talks to buy, move Sun
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