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Dong Earhart

@dongearhart.bsky.social
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Computer janitor, musician, shitposter.

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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know its rich for me to chime in as someone who watched Roethlisburger's HOF/adjacent career but what in the fuck is this?
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An all time Jon Bois.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*raises hand* hi, yes. does the existence of a list of the best 100 shows this century (barf) imply most people have seen 100 shows since 2001?
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s why I occasionally make bland posts on Bluesky, where no one will see them.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This guy cannot stop winning. If he’s successfully doing more than just pilots or things and this stuff makes it into common use, he’s LaGuardia for the 21st century. How much can this possibly cost?
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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.
A graph of Noem and Kash
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa thehardtimes.net/breaking/rob...
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Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
JUPITER, Fla. — Human rights champion and all-around good guy, Robert Kraft, responded to Macklemore’s controversial pro-Palestinian views by demanding the artist’s... Continue reading this gem
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I may have to come back to that thread to put up more metroboard pics. Bluesky’s mobile web app just refreshes and doesn’t show an error when I try to upload multiple pictures. Might be a Big Screen activity. No I don’t install apps for websites. Stop it.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
After a long, well documented and fully justified wait, I have received my Chicago and NYC Metroboards! I’ll throw some more mediocre pictures below, but they look and feel as premium as promised. The hardest part is finding somewhere that feels worthy. @designrulesco.bsky.social
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The party railing against government waste, everyone.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Crap.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a Pennsylvanian, I’m sorry yall for Fetterman. If you knew how much I gave to that campaign…
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I never make real posts on here, so here’s our new 24 Hours of Lemons car. If we have a successful weekend, it will be racing next weekend at Gingerman. If theres interest, I’ll share the silly theme and (poor) results post-race.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I am once again begging this country to elect someone even half this literate.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 25/08/2026
New York sneakerheads sound off on Trump's $400 kicks @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social #2024 #TDS30
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams…
Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poll results vs. how poll results are presented in the Wall Street Journal.
Zohran with a 69% approval to 24% approval, highest favorably for a New York Mayor since LaGuardia announced the free candy and handjobs for all program.WSJ: Mamdani’s Honeymoon With New York is Over
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Synchronicity came on and I remembered one of the dumbest jokes I have ever made.
A dumb shitpost featuring the album cover of Synchronicity by The Police. The cover design features the name of the band at the top followed by red, yellow and blue horizontal stripes. Below this is a message from a group chat that reads “In this house we stand for the flag and support The Police. The thin Red, Yellow and Blue Line”. 

Hilarious.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I was in the cooler is the new I was in the pool.
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 05/08/2026
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate theonion.com/small-towns-make-out-p…
Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts theonion.com/mike-johnson-struggles…
Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When satire becomes just telling the truth.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
emptying a clip into my lettuce
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
i stand corrected
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Happy belated, bro. 🫡
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 08/07/2026
So… Cheyenne, WY won't take data center wastewater anymore after Meta/FB's "Fill and Flush" process (how they test data center cooling systems) was responsible for polluting their whole community's wastewater reclamation system with Cupriavidus gilardii bacteria: cowboystatedaily.com/2026/07/02/c...
According to the statement, Goat Systems immediately stopped discharging wastewater from fill-and-flush operations at Meta's Cheyenne Data Center CHY 1-2 after being notified of the contamination.

BOPU also revoked the company's industrial discharge privileges for those operations effective March 24.

The incident has led to broader changes beyond Meta's project.

BOPU also is suspending acceptance of industrial wastewater from data center fill-and-flush and closed-loop system operations until further notice while officials evaluate how to prevent future incidents.BOPU previously confirmed the bacterium had entered the city's wastewater treatment process through an industrial user but declined to identify the company while the investigation remained underway.

The contaminant was traced to wastewater generated during data center fill-and-flush operations, a process used to clean and test cooling systems before a facility begins operation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
Real Estate: Damn It, Mom’s Totally Going To Make You Host Christmas Now
A large airy kitchen like this, with ample room for seating? Mom’s definitely going to say it’s time for your generation to start hosting holidays.

Reference #33813
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It’s like a Cybertruck, but for your face.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 16/06/2026
Exclusive: I have seen OpenAI's audited financials for 2024 and 2025. In 2025, OpenAI had $13.07 billion in revenue and $34 billion in costs. $867 million of its revenue came from SoftBank, and $303 million came from Microsoft. www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...
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Exclusive: OpenAI Losses Increased Nearly 8X in 2025, With Spending Hitting $34 Billion
Soundtrack: In Flames - Colony To further support my independent journalism, please subscribe to my premium newsletter. It’s $7 a month or $70 a year. If you’re subscribed to the free newsletter and ...
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Richard Campbell @richcampbell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Me, trying to access BIOS...
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Geordi Drake meme comparing TNG and DS9 Ferengi episodes
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/05/2026
[Leans into the microphone to deliver a graduation address to thousands of students] It's Recall Thursday.
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️ @wxdam.com · 19/05/2026
"You asked for CPR instructions. Great question! I'm so honored you asked this. According to my research, Consumer Price Reports is a bi-annual publication released by Conglomocorp. every spring and fall."
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is a compelling read. And it makes the speculative land grabs for data centers make even less sense. My hometown lost its road racing track that was well loved at the national level. A successful business, shut down cause someone waved a fat stack of cash at the owner. No way it gets built.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Six months ago, the federal government indicted me, my friend Andre, and four others for protesting ICE. Our trial is this month and we are facing up to $250k in legal debt. Please help us win our case and protect all of our rights by donating to our legal defense: tinyurl.com/katandre
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Dennis Mersereau 🛰️ @wxdam.com · 06/05/2026
Exclusive: Troy aims for Fourth of July to deploy Greece-gifted horse.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
God fucking dammit I cannot emphasize how much I hate these pricks. BRB looking for yet another Native American legal fund to donate to.
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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 30/04/2026
Listening to infosec people freak out over Mythos is so tiring. Like, bro, your local water treatment plant runs Windows XP, your mobile provider's hardware is older than you are, and the protocol that routes internet traffic is secured by everyone just agreeing that hijacking it would be uncool.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 30/04/2026
get in loser we're getting Reconstruction right this time
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
FDR was not a flawless human being, but he was an incredible communicator of difficult ideas. I truly view @aoc.bsky.social as a millennial FDR of sorts, without the benefits of having been an aristocrat.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If @edzitron.com ’s math about what usage based costs are for these coding tools, it’s incredibly hard to see a path forward where most orgs use this. I worked as an SE in software sales, and I cannot imagine having to present this ROI math with a straight face.
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 27/04/2026
wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd and says oh no .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd and says oh no .
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear theonion.com/bottle-girl-nods-as-ka…
Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
“French Dip Royale, Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, Double Beef ’N Cheddar, Half Pound Beef ’N Cheddar—that’s from the Arby’s slow roasted beef menu, items one through four,” the commander-in-chief said.
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Trump Conducts Marathon Reading Of Arby’s Menu In Appeal To Meat Lovers
WASHINGTON—Bowing his head as he solemnly recited the fast food offerings, President Donald Trump conducted a marathon reading of the Arby’s menu Thursday in an effort to appeal to the nation’s meat l...
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Asking me not to order a dozen Waymos to the most Pittsburgh corners of the city possible to create a DDoS of sorts is also too much to ask.
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Dong Earhart @dongearhart.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Keg stands for COVID!
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