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Donaeld the Unready

@donaeldtheunready.bsky.social
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Unreadier than ever, but still Making Mercia Geat Again! Draining the fens into my hoard.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight “There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"The heavy roller today I think"
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Think it's more a Grauniad cnut kinda thing
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Got there in the end with that joke.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Probably he/him, because the lady's not for turning.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Slow news day
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Something to mull over.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The woodland woke
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a terrible day to be someone with a background in satirising modern life through an early medieval lens.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Typical BBC here, that's the wrong military headwear. Should be a maroon beret as he's clearly Para as fuck.
Ross Kemp in a peaked naval cap with a red outlined anchor on the front. He's turning to his right and asking "Didn't just kill me, did you?" to someone who replies "No!"
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But it is full of seamen.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now under the flag of the People's Republic of Strood.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dump, Pump and Two Stolen Barrels
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rarely so delighted to be finishing work at the point the US is having its morning coffee break and pondering such quaint English terminology.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 28/09/2026
genuinely can’t remember for the first so Americans, without searching, what do you think these two things are
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looks like the South Gloucestershire Extreme Doggers are going to have to start being more careful about their meet up points.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Tarantino had directed the new Sense and Sensibility
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Grise l’Indécis @wildobliquities.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dispatched, in transit, delayed, held by carrier, destroyed
christ he was an absolute cunt wasn't he
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the LTNs were actually effective he wouldn't have been able to flee. Just stuck in a cul-de-sac for the rest of his days
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm not a huge fan of discovering that the American equivalent of Garth Marengi is the approved 'philosopher' behind the AI boom.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When I die I'd like the epitaph on my headstone to read "I wanted to be buried over there, you've made a grave error."
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Presumably this is the car that finished 2:1nd
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man in a grey suit and hat is animatedly explaining something to a bored looking young woman on a late 19th century train. He's behind her leaning over the wooden seat back, convinced that the information he's sharing is both desired and interesting. Her expression suggests it is neither.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Day-breaking the Law!
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least it's only water...
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The radio call to the Solomon Browne unanswered. The seconds of static that seem to drag on into minutes, hours, days. The repeat call, out into radio silence. Anyone attacking the RNLI is no mariner, has no concept of the power of the sea and should sit down and shut the fuck up.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why mess about with mere numbers when you can call something after a fish or a plant or your Great Aunt? U-375 < HMS/m Turbot.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is no word of a lie.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have really flocked up all my pigeons
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Paul Carnahan @pacarnahan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
'...it’s not that public opinion shifted, it’s that billionaires started pumping out negative propaganda against trans people.' That's the key. Telling bigots that they're heroes for being shitty to people who don't need any more shit in their lives was the game-changer.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tottenham Not-score.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Policing who is and isn't Jewish enough is a shite thing to do at any point in time but doing it when there are fascists on the streets of Britain and literal Nazis winning German elections seems particularly bold.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bit late to post this, but a few days ago I went to look at some historic vessels in Lowestoft - and amazingly nobody had warned them I was coming. Consequently they were unexpectedly light on the traditional greeting of flaming torches and pitchforks.
Two old trawlers and a sailing fishing smack, the latter fully dressed with signal flags.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh lummy
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My milkshake brings all the buoys to the yard, and they're like "Safe water to the south, no, north, no, west, isolated wreck, leave me to port, to starboard, left hand down a bit, right hand up a bit, EVERYBODY DOWN!"
A confusion (correct plural term) of navigation buoys at the Dutch port of Den Helder. Good luck obeying all of the conflicting instructions from these, although to be fair as they're on land you should probably not try navigating your vessel through them anyway unless your name starts with Ever...
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Indefinite leave to remain Vs definite remains to leave.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Police have released a photofit of the lead suspect.
A Guinness advertisement, this is one with a toucan, beak curved into a grin and sitting on a weathervane about a village. It has a pint of Guinness balanced on its beak and the legend "Lovely day for a Guinness" above it. Cheers!
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, yes.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Scottish office demand sight of the so called rules that have removed all varieties of Tunnocks goods from this competition #NoScotlandNoPartyRings
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You're going to have to post the rules too, because there's things up there that are the subjects of a multiple year argument about biscuit vs non-biscuit.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don't remember Matt Goodwin being a pro snooker player. BBC News - Sheffield artist defends "unfinished" Ronnie O'Sullivan mural - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Sheffield artist defends "unfinished" Ronnie O'Sullivan mural
The mural on a snooker club wall has gone viral - but artist says "touch-ups" are still needed.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Congratulations to the new King of Norway, Harald VI: Tromsø Drift.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hitman Anders sequel
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is excellent news
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'd quite like to know why Harry Brook has chosen 88 as his shirt number in all forms of the game. Sure there's a perfectly innocent reason but it's not his birth year and other connotations of that number raise questions, eyebrows and possibly the right arm.
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This was the final reminder I needed to get a copy, thanks.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Single panel cartoon

Top of image: A tweet from “Deep_Thinker” that reads “Once again, I am being persecuted by bluesky meanies for simply promoting healthy debate.

Bottom of image: A screenshot of Deep_Thinker’s bluesky account. He has posted a photo with the caption “this is important”. The photo is of him leaning on a stool with his trousers around his ankles. He has written “Race Science. Good or bad?” in his own shit on the wall
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