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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This man is a pet groomer in Iran. I don’t know anything about this particular kitten, but there are many street cats in Iran, and Iranians often take them in — so pet groomers always have lots of customers. Wait for the last couple of meows.
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
god my ex was abusive lmao. and she’s successfully scared me away from wanting to tell anybody about it
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 04/07/2025
Best Video Game War Crimes to Celebrate America hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Best Video Game War Crimes to Celebrate America
Happy July 4th! It’s time to celebrate America’s birthday for seemingly the final time. There are a lot of ways one can celebrate America. Fireworks,…
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 25/06/2025
Progress! A Woman Programmed These Breast Physics hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Progress! A Woman Programmed These Breast Physics
For decades, we’ve seen countless video games objectify the female form with tacky, over-the-top jiggle physics on comically large breasts. Ever since the dawn of…
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025
panel 1: a person is pointing on a bed where cats are lying in a way that leaves a vaguely human outline in the middle, saying "this is my hole!! it was made for me!!
panel 2: a twisted shape of a person lies on the bed, screaling silently as the cats sleep peacefully in random positions
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
in love in june in america
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
New Report Shows Cops Were Told to Escalate Violence in LA By Picturing Protesters as Their Wives and Children thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...
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New Report Shows Cops Were Told to Escalate Violence in LA By Picturing Protesters as Their Wives and Children
LOS ANGELES — A leaked memo from high-ranking law enforcement officials encouraged officers on the street tasked with confronting protesters to “Picture them as your…
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
damn events sure have occurred while i’ve been blissfully offline
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
just sent the most passive aggressive corpospeak email of my life
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...
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New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough
Local father Jay Vander couldn’t wait until his newborn son was old enough to show him old hard drives full of pirated movies.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 23/05/2025
"With him on board we’re gonna get so many people’s art to put in the game and now we don’t even need to pay anyone other than him. With the money we’re saving on artists thanks to his expertise, we’ll be able to implement an even more complex microtransaction system.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Trans women operate in a special nexus of hatred from right wingers because you're a faggot that's also a woman. Double whammy
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Diptych @diptych.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The above cartoon, except Stan Kelly now appears at the bottom of the last panel, saying 'Shibankrupt'.
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Qiom @qiom.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
making me go to work after a band event is criminal and immoral
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Friend Suggesting the Table Order Some Apps to Share Evidently Doing Pretty Fucking Well for Themselves thehardtimes.net/culture/frie...
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Friend Suggesting the Table Order Some Apps to Share Evidently Doing Pretty Fucking Well for Themselves
A casual dinner amongst old friends at The Prissy Duck took a turn Friday night when apparent nouveau riche Luke Moore encouraged everyone to split several appetizers, sparking accusations that someon...
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 16/05/2025
Is Gears of War the Next Sonic? The Pregnant Marcus Fenix I Just Drew Thinks So hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Is Gears of War the Next Sonic? The Pregnant Marcus Fenix I Just Drew Thinks So
Xbox gamers upset over Gears of War leaping over to the PlayStation, I come to soothe your pain. Forget the fact that more people are…
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 12/05/2025
Civ VII Disables Warmonger Penalties When Playing as Israel hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Civ VII Disables Warmonger Penalties When Playing as Israel
BALTIMORE — Following a recent patch to “Civilization VII,” Firaxis Games has confirmed that they have disabled all warmonger penalties when playing as Israel.  “We…
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2. Reporter: That’s.. How did you Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 06/05/2025
Trans Girl Devastated After Discovering That Estrogen Doesn't Give You Superhuman Mountain Climbing Abilities hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Trans Girl Devastated After Discovering That Estrogen Doesn't Give You Superhuman Mountain Climbing Abilities
VICTORIA, British Columbia — A trans girl looking to climb Mount Celeste was left heartbroken today, after realizing her Estrogen injections didn’t grant her extraordinary…
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ethel cainhurst † @durendoll.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
that's great sweetie, how about now you use your 'neural-link' (brain) to pilot your 'mech' (body) into the maintenance hangar (take a shower)
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
With DEI out of the way, we can finally enjoy a real white boy summer
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
sgt. poppers puppy parts club
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Guy Who Works Out to Prep for Apocalypse Really Hoping for Rowing-Centric New Order thehardtimes.net/culture/guy-...
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Guy Who Works Out to Prep for Apocalypse Really Hoping for Rowing-Centric New Order
Local gym rat and self-proclaimed doomsday prepper Brock Crocker is really hoping that the next new world order will be rowing-centric.
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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
im a girlfriend :3
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
i have never been so sapphic in my goddamn life
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 10/04/2025
Great Depression Gets HD Remaster hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Great Depression Gets HD Remaster
NEW YORK — Gamers rejoiced today as top heads of the video game industry, in conjunction with every other industry in the world, announced a…
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 03/04/2025
@dropsitenews.com has it here, only one so far www.dropsitenews.com/p/bds-calls-...
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BDS calls for Boycott of Microsoft Game Pass, Minecraft, New XBox Consoles
No more Call of Duty. No more Minecraft. No more XBox (unless you already own one).
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
hello elon, it’s me. the gun you brought to the cdpr office when you wanted to be put in cyberpunk 2077. don’t you want to feel something new? something you’ve never felt before? don’t you want to just see what it’s like?
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
woke up to a voice message from her saying my spirit and soul are pretty
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
this girl daydreams about being my girlfriend and also has mentally referred to me as their girlfriend at least 4 times
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
kissed girl
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
saying "welcome to womanhood" to a cis woman who got clocked and called a man
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
A news executive says "Ms. Decline! Your comics have become so well-known, we'd like to interview you for TV news!" Alex Haus of Decline says "Great! can you please use this phrase for my chyron?" and hands him a card. He winces at it and says "uh... are you sure?" Alex, with a threatening smile says "if you don't, I'll sue you for discrimination." Alex appears on the news all dolled up. The Chyron under her reads "Alex Haus of Decline: Clocky, but Hot?"
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
having a crush while on estrogen just makes you insane
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 26/03/2025
When asked to understand trans women's issues beyond expressing sympathetic noises at how much abuse we face, or--heaven forfend--are actually confronted by a trans women with her own, actual *opinions*? That may not entirely align with theirs? If they are ever subject to a tranny who *talks back*?
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
nevermind she loved the poem i wrote about her i'm objectively the best fucking writer in history
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
need more cropped tops
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
i took a song i just discovered and really like and decided to use it as inspiration for angy poetry and then happy poetry just to see if i could do it i did it, no idea if i like it, but i did it
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
tesseract fucking slaps
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Hardcore Entrepreneur Looking to Open Up Second Pit thehardtimes.net/music/hardco...
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Hardcore Entrepreneur Looking to Open Up Second Pit
Local hardcore entrepreneur Jeremiah Tiff aimed to open up a second pit after the successful launch of his first one.
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
shec called me mayabug hjdsfghadfg
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