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@dollskillissue.bsky.social
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literally just a doll

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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
just bought it and logged into bsky for the first time in a year to make sure you were still involved lol excited to play :)
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This man is a pet groomer in Iran. I don’t know anything about this particular kitten, but there are many street cats in Iran, and Iranians often take them in — so pet groomers always have lots of customers. Wait for the last couple of meows.
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
i need to get the new expansion i’ve played for years lol
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
thirtytunny
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
oh shit??? maybe i need to watch it
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
m…. more???
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
god my ex was abusive lmao. and she’s successfully scared me away from wanting to tell anybody about it
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
fortunately for u i have one thousand and two
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
yeah my gf and i love doing it
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 04/07/2025
Best Video Game War Crimes to Celebrate America hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Best Video Game War Crimes to Celebrate America
Happy July 4th! It’s time to celebrate America’s birthday for seemingly the final time. There are a lot of ways one can celebrate America. Fireworks,…
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
14 and 2/3rds triplets
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
i don’t know what this means
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
have you heard of disco elysium or mayhaps red faction gorilla
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 25/06/2025
Progress! A Woman Programmed These Breast Physics hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Progress! A Woman Programmed These Breast Physics
For decades, we’ve seen countless video games objectify the female form with tacky, over-the-top jiggle physics on comically large breasts. Ever since the dawn of…
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Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025
panel 1: a person is pointing on a bed where cats are lying in a way that leaves a vaguely human outline in the middle, saying "this is my hole!! it was made for me!!
panel 2: a twisted shape of a person lies on the bed, screaling silently as the cats sleep peacefully in random positions
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
mr evrart is helping me find my gun
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
mood
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
in love in june in america
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
New Report Shows Cops Were Told to Escalate Violence in LA By Picturing Protesters as Their Wives and Children thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...
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New Report Shows Cops Were Told to Escalate Violence in LA By Picturing Protesters as Their Wives and Children
LOS ANGELES — A leaked memo from high-ranking law enforcement officials encouraged officers on the street tasked with confronting protesters to “Picture them as your…
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
damn events sure have occurred while i’ve been blissfully offline
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
just sent the most passive aggressive corpospeak email of my life
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough thehardtimes.net/culture/new-...
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New Dad Can't Wait to Show Newborn Child Hard Drives Full of Pirated Movies Once He's Old Enough
Local father Jay Vander couldn’t wait until his newborn son was old enough to show him old hard drives full of pirated movies.
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
solsthunnyuy i played the oblivion remaster for like 20 hours and it just made me want to try to get into morrowind again lol
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
you ever just delete a post and make it again because you fucked up the formatting on one word specifically
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
equality hack: date a cis she/they who’s shorter than you. that way she/they can only overlook you when she/they have the high ground, like a rock or mayhaps a steep staircase.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 23/05/2025
"With him on board we’re gonna get so many people’s art to put in the game and now we don’t even need to pay anyone other than him. With the money we’re saving on artists thanks to his expertise, we’ll be able to implement an even more complex microtransaction system.”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Trans women operate in a special nexus of hatred from right wingers because you're a faggot that's also a woman. Double whammy
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Diptych @diptych.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The above cartoon, except Stan Kelly now appears at the bottom of the last panel, saying 'Shibankrupt'.
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Qiom @qiom.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
i should be able to just vibe with the homies and the endorphins
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
making me go to work after a band event is criminal and immoral
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
shortcut: become the gf instead
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Friend Suggesting the Table Order Some Apps to Share Evidently Doing Pretty Fucking Well for Themselves thehardtimes.net/culture/frie...
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Friend Suggesting the Table Order Some Apps to Share Evidently Doing Pretty Fucking Well for Themselves
A casual dinner amongst old friends at The Prissy Duck took a turn Friday night when apparent nouveau riche Luke Moore encouraged everyone to split several appetizers, sparking accusations that someon...
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 16/05/2025
Is Gears of War the Next Sonic? The Pregnant Marcus Fenix I Just Drew Thinks So hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Is Gears of War the Next Sonic? The Pregnant Marcus Fenix I Just Drew Thinks So
Xbox gamers upset over Gears of War leaping over to the PlayStation, I come to soothe your pain. Forget the fact that more people are…
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 12/05/2025
Civ VII Disables Warmonger Penalties When Playing as Israel hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Civ VII Disables Warmonger Penalties When Playing as Israel
BALTIMORE — Following a recent patch to “Civilization VII,” Firaxis Games has confirmed that they have disabled all warmonger penalties when playing as Israel.  “We…
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respectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Kojima: I was reading Catcher In The Rye and it moved me. I emailed JD Salinger and he agreed to be scanned for DS2. Reporter: That’s.. How did you Kojima: all our souls are separated by a “Caul Field.” I think JD’s performances as Ryeman and Catcherman will impress everyone.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
i like how the pfp is the unglitched version
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 06/05/2025
Trans Girl Devastated After Discovering That Estrogen Doesn't Give You Superhuman Mountain Climbing Abilities hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Trans Girl Devastated After Discovering That Estrogen Doesn't Give You Superhuman Mountain Climbing Abilities
VICTORIA, British Columbia — A trans girl looking to climb Mount Celeste was left heartbroken today, after realizing her Estrogen injections didn’t grant her extraordinary…
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
vtunny
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
i didn’t either but i was just gonna roll with it lmaokk
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ethel cainhurst † @durendoll.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
that's great sweetie, how about now you use your 'neural-link' (brain) to pilot your 'mech' (body) into the maintenance hangar (take a shower)
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
With DEI out of the way, we can finally enjoy a real white boy summer
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allegedly maya @dollskillissue.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
we love a solid glowup!
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
sgt. poppers puppy parts club
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Guy Who Works Out to Prep for Apocalypse Really Hoping for Rowing-Centric New Order thehardtimes.net/culture/guy-...
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Guy Who Works Out to Prep for Apocalypse Really Hoping for Rowing-Centric New Order
Local gym rat and self-proclaimed doomsday prepper Brock Crocker is really hoping that the next new world order will be rowing-centric.
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