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Asbestos contamination in tubs of children's play sand imported from China have forced a number of school closures in Australia and New Zealand.

The Public Service Commissioner says it's regrettable major strike action is going ahead, because he's always been available to negotiate.

Told by a doctor to call 111, a seriously ill man found his own lift after being told no ambulances were available, then found a full ED with intubated patients in triage areas and beds gridlocked dow...