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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 25/09/2026

🏢🤫Over the last 50 years offices have become half as noisy. No one talks any more. Or if they do it's in a sound-proof video conferencing booth to a colleague working from home. Is hot desking to blame? Or Slack? This week's @thetimes.com biz column...

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 24/09/2026

At Ocado Christmas launch I learnt: 🕐 4,000 people booked their Xmas delivery slots this week between midnight (when they were released) and 1am 🛒 By end of September, 52% of all the stuff Ocado will sell for Christmas is already in customers’ baskets

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 22/09/2026

Is hot-desking partly to blame for a surge in workplace loneliness? A survey suggests: - 17% people go all day without speaking to anyone in the office -37% say they have no close friends at work - 40% admit to feeling lonely Would love to hear your thoughts on a) is this true b) who's to blame...

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 22/09/2026

How Nick Candy sold London's most expensive house. And helped the buyer avoid £18.5m in tax. Buy selling him *extra* houses. Another great bit of journalism from the ever-interesting @londoncentric.media (with number crunching from @danneidle.bsky.social & team)

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 21/09/2026

The "Beckham Stack". When did the language of software developers enter the world of wellness?

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 19/09/2026

Times births this morning. A future Marquess of Camden…

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 13/09/2026

🐓 This is v. rare picture of a British housewife c1955 with roast chicken. Why’s it rare? Because in 1950s hardly anyone ate chicken – consumed by less than 1% of the UK. We slaughtered 1m birds a year. Now? We slaughter 1.1 billion. And it’s the most popular meat. By far 🧵1/6

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 11/09/2026

This was voted “front page of the century” by @britishlibrary.bsky.social Other UK front pages went for stark images on 9/11 – axing all words (unusual in those days). But @telegraph.co.uk knew well that a few written, sparse words matter. The very first draft of history.

THE United States was on a
out great clouds of thick dust
machine. A fourth, believed to plane hit the Trade Centre kets. The departments of Jus-
war footing last night after the
that covered buildings and
be heading for the presiden-
minutes after the first. Land tice, State, Treasury, Defence
most devastating terrorist people in the streets.
Lower
tial retreat Camp
David,
borders were closed and air-
and
the CIA were all
attack in history.
Manhattan was evacuated and
crashed near Pittsburgh.
space cleared of all but mili-evacuated.
Two hijacked passenger air-
the New York skyline changed
The atrocity was meticulous
tary aircraft as US forces were
President Bush was flown to
liners crashed into the twin
for ever.
in its co-ordination and horri-
put on "high alert".
a bunker in Nebraska.
He
towers of New York's World
Minutes later in Washington
DC a third hijacked aircraft
fying in its effect.
Trade Centre. Both towers collapsed with the loss of crashed into the Pentagon, the
A global television audience
Financial centres were para-lysed when Wall Street closed
pledged: "Make no mistake,
and
shares
we will hunt down and punish
watched in
disbelief as live
indefinitely
those responsible for these
thousands of lives,
sending
heart of America's military
footage showed the
second
plunged across world mar- cowardly acts."
Reports: Pages 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and eight-page supplement. Comment: Pages 18 & 19

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 09/09/2026

“The trouble with you, Spode, is that just because you’ve succeeded in inducing a handful of half-wits to disfigure the London scene by going about in black shorts, you think you’re someone…What People are saying is: ‘Look at that frightful ass Spode swanking about in footer bags!’”

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 08/09/2026

Aaagh! If you don't hear anything more from me, presume I have been arrested wearing a balaclava, wielding a weapon, in the vacinity of a drinks PR...

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 08/09/2026

The real story here is that a minor alleged crime has taken more than four years to come to trial. 50 months! Britain’s justice system is broken.

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 05/09/2026

David Hemingway has a point… 🧦⚔️🏹

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 04/09/2026

☎️ Under the streets, BT owns miles of copper telephone wires – now redundant. It's selling the copper, now valued at...£2 billion! 📱The Royal Mint is hoping to retreive 450kg of gold every year from circuit boards. This week's @thetimes.com biz column on recycling assets...

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 03/09/2026

Sam Leith's Substack is one of the highlights of my week. And this week is no exception. Notably, the apology to Alan Bennett and his colonoscopist...🧁💩

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 02/09/2026

Memo to any PRs. If you send me a press release containing the phrase "cosy season" I will hunt you down and destroy you. Subway – You're first on the list: "Autumn is officially upon us, and Subway® is kicking off cosy season with a lineup of hearty new menu items"

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 23/08/2026

CEOs often boast about starting their day at 5am or even 4.30am. But this is the first time I’ve seen a boss claim he gets up at 3.30am 👀 (John Perkins of @specsaversuk.bsky.social in Sunday Times business)

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 23/08/2026

If you’ve been unfairly – maybe illegally – sacked from your job & you want to sue your employer you may have to wait until 2030. The number of cases in the system has doubled to 64,000. Why? I spent a week at the Croydon tribunal (above a Lidl) to find out 🧵1/6

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 22/08/2026

Times births column today. The first submitted by work colleagues?

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 10/08/2026

Canonbury Station, London Overground. 3 burly, trained security staff to stop fare dodgers. Guy ahead of me (exiting) casually barges through barrier, not paying. Right in front of the guards. What do they do…? 1/3🧵

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 10/08/2026

Bit of a blow for John Lewis. Its managing director, Peter Ruis – who has helped revitalise the department store, after quite a wobble – to step down after just 2.5yrs. "To pursue new projects"

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 24/07/2026

📰I've written about a small, south London company called Nella Cutlery, for this week's @thetimes.com business column. 🔪They sharpen knives. Which may sound dull. But according to the wise readers of The Times it's "absolutely fascinating"....and who am I to argue with them?

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 23/07/2026

Truly we live in the Age of Stupid. The press releases I get...🤦‍♂️

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 23/07/2026

Burnham Government says it is cutting VAT of pubs, music venues & clubs – helping 32,000 businesses. But the British Beer and Pub Association says there are 44,650 pubs in UK. So...which pubs are missing out? Which pub is not a "pub"? Is Toby Carvery a pub? Is Wetherspoons missing out?

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 21/07/2026

Why is it the Department for Business is always the one that gets a clumsy rebrand? Anyone remember the DTI? Berr, Bis, Beis or the Department for Productivity, Energy and Industry, which lasted all of a week after it was pointed out its acronym was: PEnIs...😆

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20/07/2026

Apparently they did

Tweet from Spain soccer team with a photo of their victory, and Trump isn't in it.

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 20/07/2026

🎱I'm surprised there's been little fuss made about the UK joining huge USA Powerball lottery this week, becoming the only country outside US – apart from Puerto Rico & US Virgin Islands. Current jackpot = $544 million. If UK person wins, operator says it'll be paid out in increments over 30yrs

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 19/07/2026

Wayne Rooney – I used to think he was an overrated footballer and terrible pundit. But all is forgiven. After his wonderfully concise review of FIFA’s World Cup half time show: “I thought it was crap” 👌

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 19/07/2026

Weird story in Mail on Sunday. Commodity ingredients that are incredibly light cost much more – on a per gram basis – than luxury products that weigh far more – on a per gram basis. No sh*t, Sherlock.

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 17/07/2026

Intriguing Births announcement in the The Times. A daughter for descendent of a famous Titanic survivor. Congrats. But…why is it published 14 years after her birth? 🧐

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 16/07/2026

New York Times – we’re going to badly fall out. How can you allow “pshaw” in yesterday’s Wordle. But not allow a standard architectural term in today’s Spelling Bee?

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 16/07/2026

Fascinated that Steven Bartlett has been forced (I presume he didn’t volunteer) to print this warning on his podcast clips. Translation: I interview people purely for clickbait purposes. Not to interrogate their wacky claims.

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

2018: Deschamps 2022: Desrunnersup 2026: Desconsolationfinalist (respectfully)

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 13/07/2026

This is *so* good. Maggie O’Farell is just brilliant. Brilliant plotting, brilliant ambiguous characters. Reads like a thriller. Top recommendation for a summer read…(yes, I know it came out a few years ago)

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LeithMotive @leithmotive.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Tbf that's his phone for monitoring his insulin levels, not his actual phone.

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 12/07/2026

TV cameras at @wimbledonltc.bsky.social catch Zverev checking his phone in a break. And his password appears to be 1111. Kids, choose stronger passwords!

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 12/07/2026

Car horns blaring in North London. After…a dismal display of uninspiring football in the quarter finals. Too soon. Too soon.

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 07/07/2026

I think anyone who says “frankly, it’s like living in a communist country” should be disbarred from high office

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 07/07/2026

Times Birth column Saturday – Evelyn x2 Today – Seraphina x2 Fascinating how baby names gather momentum.

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 06/07/2026

Gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Jude’s Day

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Hattifattener @hattifattener.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

As in 1066 England will prevail against the Norwegians before tragically losing to the French a couple of weeks later.

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 06/07/2026

Terrific piece on @England’s epic victory vs Mexico by Martin Samuel in @thetimes.com. And, yes, I am glad my kids woke me up to watch. www.thetimes.com/article/28d1...

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 03/07/2026

Completely fascinated by how Emily Maitlis has become the new Nigel Farage/Andrew Bailey on the other platform – AI rendered public figure caught in “shocking” moment. Mostly because this looks nothing like Emily Maitlis.

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 29/06/2026

🍌 I’ve been exploring the amazing world of bananas. Again! Joining @edconway.bsky.social on his new (v good!) podcast Stuff Matters to explore why this is the most popular supermarket product & why it’s so cheap. We visited the Fyffes warehouse to see 13m bananas be ripened

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 28/06/2026

Ben Stokes has announced – in the middle of this test match – he’s retiring from England cricket. A sad day. He’s been such a force of nature over the last few years. And good for the game (whatever his personal issues)

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 24/06/2026

Last year people went loopy for the M&S strawberry sandwich. 🤷With 1m sold in 5weeks. This year it's back. Plus a new Chocolate, Strawberry & Pistachio Creme one. Which is bound to be even sweeter & strangely cake like. If I get my hands on one, I shall report back...

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 24/06/2026

Very chuffed to win ‘Commentator of the Year’ at last night’s @headlinemoney.bsky.social Awards. For my @thetimes.com business column – a bit of light relief at the end of the week. A chance to poke fun at idiot bosses and champion great innovative businesses. Keep sending me ideas!

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Harry Wallop @harrywallop.co.uk · 23/06/2026

☔️ It’s absolutely p*ssing it down in Boston. Will @FIFAWorldCup nonetheless insist on a “hydration break” to keep its sponsors happy?

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