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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 27/09/2026
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY POINT IN HISTORY WHERE IT HAS BEEN IN THE BEST INTEREST OF WOMEN TO DEPEND UPON THE BENEVOLENCE OF MEN
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Highly considering the 2 game stretch of Stars in Vegas followed by F1 weekend.
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
F1 Announcers: "Look at the time differences between the top 5!" Me: *can't see the time differences because they're not on screen* At what point does F1 recognize that they need to make changes to their TV production??
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
went and tried the shirt that hides you from AI surveillance cameras, made this little video about it: www.404media.co/this-digital...
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ken Paxton got a $250,000 donation from the chair of Texas Tech’s Board of Regents. The next day, he threatened to sue the Big 12 to protect Brendan Sorsby, the Tech quarterback who was caught illegally betting on his games. Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in Texas.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Flock cameras have no place in Texas. They can piece together an exact map of your behavior — the places you went and how long you were there. Flock calls this “pattern-of-life” mapping. Texans call it something else: government overreach.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
you have the freedom not to love this country too. because a state is incapable in of feeling or returning love. your feelings otherwise are irrational. I appreciate and am grateful I was born in a safe, stable and affluent country. I don't love the USA. It certainly does not love me back.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fun fact — and reminder: For all their focus on “officer safety” and arguments about aggressive tactics being necessary, no ICE officer has ever been killed in the line of duty. It is more deadly in the US to be an elementary school student than an ICE officer.
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Ian Roddick @ianroddick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Me whenever I run into someone I haven’t seen in a few years:
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Google: ai is the future and will help you so much Google's AI:
A text that says "Also, I need your eyeballs and opinion next time you're here lol" with a Google ai suggestion beneath it that says "Set reminder: give [sender]'s eyeballs and opinion"
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn, RIP Dolly
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/08/2026
Absolute coward behavior to include the middle initials in this post
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Balkan Brian (haunted) @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The DSA wouldn’t have hired the guy who traded Luka Dončić
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lewis might murder someone at Ferrari tonight
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Apologies but I cannot let a mention of J Michael Bailey go by without posting the outline of his wikipedia page
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
And the ghost runner strikes. Pathetic
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Evan Carter choke? Shocking 😒
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is a relatively high bar, and I'm very excited to listen to it.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
for my real life, I started a stats data company focused on women’s & emerging sports, starting w/ @NCAAVolleyball, which opens tonight. we’re about to push a ton of new stuff + sports but download it, hit me up with feature requests, and show some love! apps.apple.com/us/app/fanfl...
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FanFlare Sports App - App Store
Download FanFlare Sports by FANFLARE GROUP LLC on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like FanFlare Sports.
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Calm Down
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This whole “you’re 45 so here’s some medicine be to make you shit yourself” thing sucks. But not as much as cancer sucks. Reminder to all of you to schedule your colonoscopy.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
no one who anyone listens to is saying that though. What we are saying is that the industry is a fucking shell game propped up by funny money and people should go to prison for the crimes being committed to keep the hype train going.
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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Flock has told the public for years that its technology “cannot recognize, identify, or track individuals.” The company has now built an AI system that does both. And @wired.com got the system's code -- allowing us to reconstruct it, and learn exactly how Flock's new tool is supposed to work:
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Flock Has a Powerful New AI Tool for Police. We Got Its Code
Flock’s surveillance cameras have already sparked outrage. WIRED reconstructed its next-generation AI system, already in use by some police, to confirm it goes much further than tracking license plate...
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(the sound of snapping dry kindling when i sit down or stand up) is that good
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So, that's not right, Google
A Google notification showing a flipped Nationals vs Rangers baseball score.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the fact that john ossoff can kick off a two-day media cycle by saying that the president is uninterested in doing his job and is sleeping through meetings and traveling around with a young blonde, suggests that not enough of these guys are speaking plainly and effectively about these assholes
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Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
far too many people trying to hand it to this massive piece of shit on here today
“They’re fucking gay. A protest like that makes me love ICE. If I see a bunch of faggots in tents out front of ICE, I’m like, dude, ICE is killing it. ICE is the best.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
pipe this audio directly into the PA system on the Lincoln
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just another reason to not go to Buc-ee's, afaic. Fuck Abbott.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“It was just a bunch of guys taking turns going at the machine with a sledgehammer every night.” Turns out the artillery shell factory that doesn't work doesn't work even worse than I reported last week
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is a really pertinent study on the known impact of AI on new drug development. "Although a wide variety of AI methods have been developed, applied and benchmarked, evidence of their clinically relevant impact is, so far, disappointingly limited." www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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Artificial intelligence in drug discovery — what it is, where we stand and the path forward - Nature Reviews Drug Discovery
Applications of artificial intelligence (AI) in drug discovery have attracted high interest in recent years, but evidence for clinically relevant impact so far is limited. This Perspective discusses p...
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
this is the dream
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Erin @chandlerin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think at most social events, I feel like a senior cat trying to get adopted. "Please don't touch me or look at me directly, but also please think I'm so cute and charming you want to take me home and treasure me forever! Yes, I WILL be a lot of work!"
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What a fucking joke
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel like I'm in the minority here, but I like not doing Golden Goal and wish hockey overtime was the extra period instead of sudden death.
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Kinda crazy how this game has pretty much no redeeming qualities.
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
government is literally bombing another country right now and they’re displaying a giant LOVE banner
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This pre-show performance feels like an episode of Glee, and not in a good way.
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FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Afghanistan, April 2004
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Remember kids: if a cop knocks on your door, shut the fuck up.
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dune and Dune Messiah book covers, now named

PAUL IS BAD

and

OK, I GUESS I WASN'T CLEAR
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Tom Gulitti @tomgulittinhl.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The Hurricanes' three goals in a span of 39 seconds were the fastest three goals in Stanley Cup Final history. #NHLStats
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/06/2026
apologies in advance to everyone googling hot hockey players because of heated rivalry and off campus and learning their politics
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
(Right, I should probably mention that I find 99.9 percent of human parts physically disgusting. I’m also less than thrilled with my own human parts.)
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Don't like that, but it does seem fitting
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Burnout @doggedburnout.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Sometimes you just need a drink on a boat in the Mediterranean
Efes beer on a table of a boat facing a bay
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