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Dog Columbo

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Bears. Cubs. Old wrestling. Remembering some guys.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 28/08/2026
Turn the picture sideways and it looks like a hearse
A man with light brown hair and a fair complexion is seen through a car window, wearing a white shirt and a purple tie. His head is tilted downwards, and his face is partially obscured by vertical streaks and reflections on the glass, suggesting rain or condensation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/08/2026
Study: Not Many Disco Songs About Daytime theonion.com/study-not-many-disco-s…
Study: Not Many Disco Songs About Daytime
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Adam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
In Your House: Canadian Retaliation was a poorly-reviewed two-hour WWF pay-per-view event in 1996. No one needed 22 minutes of Jim Neidhart vs Savio Vega.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
she’s so fine there’s no telling where the money went
A horrible seafood display in a horrible grocery store labeled SHRIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
cyclospora can be spread via produce such as vegetables, making mitch mcconnell more dangerous than ever
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Generals gathered in their masses

Check the men’s room for Hugh Jasses
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でんか @k-hermit.com · 12/01/2026
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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Baseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 08/01/2026
The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
"Okay but do you have any proof it was Manute's? I feel like this could've been anyone's warm-up."
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
oh my god
"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles."

I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.
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Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Fuzzymemories.tv The Museum of Classic Chicago Television on YouTube Dennis Farina appeared in a Jewel commercial in the early 80s and these angels on earth preserved it.
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Michael F @michaelf617.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
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Dan McQuade @dhm.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I never would’ve figured it out without this website
A screenshot of the website Songtell.

Meaning of It's Wrong (Apartheid)
by Stevie Wonder
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/08/2025
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child theonion.com/rockies-pitcher-pledge…
Rockies Pitcher Pledges To Give Up Home Run For Sick Child
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Found Footage Festival @foundfootagefest.com · 20/08/2025
Only 250 shy of 100k subscribers! Will we hit this YouTube milestone during the show!? (and tell 250 of your closest friends to subscribe 😬) Thank you for your support over the years!
99,750 YouTube subscribers
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Congratulating my wife's divorce lawyer on taking everything I own except this really long tie
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2025
Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer theonion.com/pete-he...
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Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer
WASHINGTON—Growing increasingly contemplative as he fantasized about a stiff drink after a long day at work, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth reportedly wondered Monday whether uranium might make a good mixer. “I feel like it could bring out the more chemical notes of gin in a really nice way without overpowering it,” said the Pentagon chief, […]
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.
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Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The Bears have a LT
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Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
@foundfootagefest.com You could probably never show these on VCR Party, but since Joe asked about wrestling outtakes: youtu.be/ct-zOyh7hZY?...
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Mean Gene Outtakes
YouTube video by Kenneth
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Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
youtu.be/F0KaDbAfAYs?... Local promo for the WWF Wrestling Classic a bit after the 59:30 mark. Aired 10/21/1985 in Chicago on the Fox affiliate. Another reminder to follow the great Museum of Classic Chicago Television on YouTube - this version of 'Oz' is really good! @maskedwrestlers.bsky.social
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WFLD Channel 32 - The Wizard of Oz (Complete Broadcast, 10/21/1985) 📺
YouTube video by The Museum of Classic Chicago Television (www.FuzzyMemories.TV)
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