Reposted by Dog ColumboThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026White House Downplays Hyena Biting Down On Trump’s Ass theonion.com/white-house-downplays-… 681736198
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026An adult "into" going to a bar? What a weirdo! /s 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026IIRC Dan Hampton was the only '85 Bear to skip that visit to the White House because of his dislike of Obama. So I guess Ditka at least deserves credit for sucking it up and going. 020
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Ditka did seem like the type of guy that would be offended by going down on a woman (and also completely not understanding satire). 030
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I had the same thought. I haven't seen anybody clutching a stress ball in over a decade. It's 100 percent performative. 010
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Takes a while for the Eberflus stink to come off. Their defense will get better as the season progresses. 100
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Bears use this play (or a variation of) seemingly once per game. Ben Johnson taught Declan well. 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think of this every time I see Tafoya. I don't care how mean it is. 110
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Or a 0 day workweek, depending on your profession. 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And now she's going to lose, unfortunately. Capitulating on these issues is a net loss. 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's not hard to find a doctor willing to write a TRT prescription. 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Joe Tenta is the grandson off a WWE Hall of Famer: pioneers.marietta.edu/sports/footb... "He got to be on stage when his grandfather, 'Earthquake' John Tenta, former professional wrestler that performed in the WWE and WCW, was posthumously inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in April of 2025." 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Probably not good that GB just lost Cooper for the season. 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm afraid they missed some punctuation. "Totally exonerated? No! Wrongdoing!" 020
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026FOX could have, I don't know, Jason Benetti and Jim DeShaies calling these games for a fraction of the cost and I'd actually go out of my way to watch. Nobody is going to tune in for Smoltz or similar not-very-good commentators. 010
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We'll see how long Benedet lasts at LT. Maybe we see Ozzy back soon, but I would guess they seriously discussed moving Thuney to LT. 100
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The thing is, if these people can basically waste billions of dollars on losing campaigns, that right there is proof they have too much wealth and should be taxed aggressively. 021
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think a bigger problem is the Cubs haven't been able to develop relievers. There's no reason a guy like Jordan Wicks, for example, couldn't become a useful RP. 160
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And I don't hate on anybody for not liking Michael Vick. But it is a fact that he spent time in prison. He didn't get away with anything. IMO Watson did. 150
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's a real apples to oranges comparison. Vick has nothing to do with Watson. I only chimed in because I see a lot of "Vick is a monster" takes and I don't know if people realize he spent significant time in prison for it and seems to have rehabilitated. 190
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Right. That's why laws exist and why people, like Vick, go to prison when they break the law. 050
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Who will be the first NFL color commentator to do the right thing? My money is always on Greg Olsen. 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Vick spent 21 months in federal prison. In that sense, he paid his debt to society. 2380
Reposted by Dog ColumboDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 202100272460
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was going to ask "why?" but the entire slate of games for week 6 is very weak, especially the Fox games: FOX CHI @ ATL BAL @ CLE NO @ NYG TN @ IND AZ @ LAR 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Considering these taxes could have been paused months ago tells us that's exactly what this is. The loss of that tax revenue is the real story. That will hurt Ohioans in other, possibly worse ways. Huge windfall for gas station owners and the oil companies. 0372
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He wasn't really pitching that well when healthy, so I'm not sure this decision makes sense. Seems like Holmes or even Peterson would be better options with the season on the line. 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comNo, No. Dig Up, Stupid!ALT: No, No. Dig Up, Stupid! 040
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Next investigation could be "who benefits financially from anti human trafficking conferences (besides Tim Tebow)?" The grifting landscape is wild. 1100
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Cubs have been slightly better. 5 runs in 26 innings/last three games. I suppose we were bound to see more teams backing into the playoffs. 010
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Do you think you can meddle in an already bad situation and make it exponentially worse, like every other thing you touch?" 010
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's kind of crazy that Ron Simmons didn't have much of an NFL career. He was a legitimately good college player. 010
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was going to say I always thought he was projecting because he's short. Turns out, he's short and gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). 000
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think we can all agree that it's a happy Friday. FTP. 110
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It's weird because I've seen players get mad when having to miss a series or a few plays. You would think former players would easily relate. 040
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Flores is a tremendous defensive coordinator, no doubt. I'm just not sure the Vikings will be able to win a lot of games like these first two. 111
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not what I'm saying at all. As a Bears fan, nothing about the Vikings worries me. The Bears might even beat them when they play later this season, just like last season. We should probably talk more about how an 80 percent blitz rate and not having a QB is totally unsustainable for the Vikes. 110
Dog Columbo @dogcolumbo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Calling it a monsoon is an exaggeration, but both offenses were noticeably slowed by the weather. I think everybody that watched the game understands if not for a fumble on the one yard line and Caleb Williams's hamstring popping on the way to a TD, the Bears win that game pretty easily. 120
