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Heezy

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Even in these troubling times… Farts are funny.

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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Why is this what I picture when I think of these G7 summits? youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?...
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DJ Shadow - Nobody Speak feat. Run The Jewels (Official Video)
YouTube video by Mass Appeal
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Maybe I’m crazy, but the more Trump tells us about the nuclear threat that Iran poses, the more it sounds like the WMD argument from Iraq.
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Brian Broadus @cvilletgr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
VIKTOR ORBÀN CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The GOP needs to step the fuck up. You’ve had your fun. You see the consequences. Shit ain’t fun is it? Now figure this out before every fucking bridge on the planet gets the proverbial missile strike that Trump is bound unleash.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I hate that Jo Adell did the damn thing last night, which would be a great Easter conversation to have… But nooooo…. Conversations will center on the dementia patient currently threatening and committing war crimes. This time line continues to be the dumbest thing. youtube.com/shorts/jbxdu...
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THREE home run robberies in ONE game 😱
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I am beginning to think that ABS will be a waste of time until MLB gets rid of umpires who don’t even try. (I’m looking at you CB Buckner. 26 missed calls?!?)
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
We know. That’s why it’s a thing. You want to feel dumb for 5 seconds or you want your blown call all over sportscenter for 2 weeks and in montages for eternity?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
It is Pi Day. youtu.be/uh-EdSbfdrA?...
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AFTER THE BURIAL - Pi (The Mercury God Of Infinity) 2011 Extended Mix
YouTube video by SUMERIAN
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
We still have not developed a weapon that will change ideology. Feels a lot like our weapons, thus far, have only served to make the resolve of the offending ideologies stronger. (I’m sure this will take care of Israels problem.)
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."
Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history - which is no doubt true - but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a wartime economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.
That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Why aren’t democrats out on the steps of the capital assuring the nation that this EPA bullshit Trump is pulling will be immediately reinstated once he’s gone? Maybe a good idea to warn these companies that going backwards is going to cost them the second this dipshit isn’t able to try to kill us.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
If democrats only win elections by cheating, how does Trump explain the fact that he’s currently in office with both the house and the senate? Does he really think he’d be within 25 miles of the White House if that was the case?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Please stop throwing snowballs at ICE. It doesn’t accomplish anything. Try water balloons.
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NateB @nateb.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The tactical error of invading Minneapolis just because of Walz is hilarious. That metro has a high concentration of motivated liberals with the means to organize and act. ICE invading Minny is like when Hitler invaded Russia in winter.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Why, when people talk about the prices of pharmaceuticals in America, do they not figure out that the best way to curb prices in America is to cut their fucking advertising. 2 countries allow this. (2!) Watch the prices fall when people are looked at as patients rather than customers.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I had my doubts about Trump, but then he yelled incoherently at me for 20 minutes
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
All the redistricting fighting, at the end of the day, is going to end up not mattering. Republicans can try to move the goalposts… but at some point, policy will start to matter and voters let the GOP know. “Culture wars were fun… but yo… what now?”
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
People who brag about blocking people are just telling on themselves. Why advertise that you’re unable to interact or be challenged? Why would anyone listen to you if you’re not able to listen? (This rant does not include the obvious blocking that is permitted.)
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I don’t know… color me skeptical of this “far left plot to make Cali explode.” I just don’t buy it. The timing and the rhetoric surrounding it when it hasn’t even made the news cycle in earnest seems desperate.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
On top of all the horrors happening in the USA. I had a dream. It had nothing to do with politics, but it did have a moment where I was interacting with Dennis Rodman and Van Damme on the set of the classic action film “double team.” Enjoy your day!
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
My takeaway from Epstein document dump was that Jeffrey Epstein in 2018/early 2019 was increasingly telling people he had dirt on Trump and Trump knew everything about child sex ring. To protect Trump's re-election campaign, Trump's DOJ charged Epstein in July 2019. Then Epstein committed "suicide."
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Does America not understand what the Boston tea party was about? Quite literally it is this. Does the phrase “Taxation Without Representation” ring any bells? Trump calls them tariffs but come’on…. He also can’t read.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Disney is essentially setting Kimmel free. Now he gets to do a show that he has creative control over. Gets to control the advertisers. Gets to work when he wants to work. Jimmy is gonna take it to YouTube and be just a little more popular. All this over Kirk and his 3.8 mil soft ass fans. Lol
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The conspiracy is not dead goddammit. I will now move the goalposts every time I am proven wrong and there is nothing you can do about it. (At least that’s I think that’s how it works right?)
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Wait… so WW3 is starting? And we’re seemingly on the bad guys team now?
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a man with curly hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie .
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I’m real sick of Trump and all his bullshit. Can we go back to when Ozzy and Brent Hinds were here? Real sick of it.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Sometimes I wonder just how far down the succession line it would have to go to find a cabinet member who hasn’t committed egregious and impeachable offenses. Seriously… who’s gonna be left?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
So to be clear… the US sunk a Venezuelan drug boat and are justifying it by saying “there’s a lot of drugs on that boat.” Which, seems like we’re doing this backward. Were there drugs on that boat? I’m half expecting the informant to be the same dude that got Abrego -Garcia hemmed up.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Yo what’s happening over on the south side of Minneapolis?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Who will be the villain when the immigrants, gays and democrats are all gone? Think the right will be happy then? That’s the main problem I have with their lot. (Aside from all the facism obviously) But they don’t have any idea how to govern without there being an adversary.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I saw a dude arguing on CNN that Maxwell getting moved was “just something that happens in the prison system.” Was a pretty astonishing exchange. Dude was taken aback at the very thought that there was a quid pro quo going on. I bet I could sell that dude a time share with the right color scheme.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Wait… hold on. Can someone get Kash on the phone? I’m confused about a few things relating to this and how it coincides with that freight train of lies he told last night on Fox News.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
At this point, I’m ashamed to say it, but sometimes I wish Trump would have cheated well enough to beat Biden so we could just be done with him now. Kinda sucks we gave him 4 years to cook up all this crazy shit and learn how to enact it and figure out he doesn’t actually have to follow the law.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It’s crazy that the USA is descending into an authoritarian state so the dude in charge won’t get outted as a pederast. Completely insane.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RIP Brent Hinds. A one of a kind. youtu.be/tkgHapnwBs4?...
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Mastodon - Cold Dark Place [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Mastodon
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Adam Zones Out @theadamzone.xyz · 12/08/2025
JD Vance is 3 awkward aliens in a trenchcoat and you can't tell me otherwise
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I would really like to have a fist fight with Stephan Miller. That’s all I have for today.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Good morning glorious citizens of America! I bring to you great employment news from President Donald Trump!! Thanks to the glory of his leadership, our unemployment is down to -1,500% and jobs are UP BY ONE TRILLION!!! All hail emperor for life!!
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I guess you can put me in the category of those who trust these numbers coming out about as much as I trust a milk fart on a road trip.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Wait… is Trump tanking the economy on the orders of Putin? He can stop this shit at anytime, and everyone is telling him “yo! Your plan is stupid. Real, real stupid.” But he’s like “nope. Putin says not yet.” Either way - there’s something going on and it isn’t “saving America.”
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Weird that Antifa hasn’t made any noise despite there being a whole mess of “fa” going on huh?
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I wouldn’t say that I’m a conspiracy guy, but is it just me or does the jobs report feel weird? I don’t want to say that someone is manipulating numbers somewhere, but it sure feels like it. I remain skeptical.
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Heezy @truthlshero.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Dear Pam Bondi, Those communications were not classified? You kiddin? You’re telling me that those communications, if they had reached the houthis, that they wouldn’t have benefited? I dont think I should have been able to read that. You’re either dumb or you’re dishonest. Which one is it?
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