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Nic Healey

@doctornic.bsky.social
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Reformed tech journalist now making statewide radio in regional Victoria. Bourbon fan. Proud cat dad. Aldi Tim Minchin. He/him.

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Prof Jo Barraket AM @jobarraket.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having just travelled to Ballarat and back in the fog and rain, I can see how this filling in potholes promise could win the state election 😬
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 21h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Big Man had some minor surgery to remove a (thankfully benign) lump from his neck. Send some healing vibes pls.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Biggest improvement in housing affordability for 40 years”
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It should not be this simple to kill a car. It just shouldn't.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Ready for Project Meridian, sir!"
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Honestly I cannot get scared about AI killing us all when the crisis and collapse of civilisation will get the job done much faster than any computer.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't believe interest rates got so bad Alan decided to just shout "nope" and walk out.
abc.net.au
Finance presenter Alan Kohler retiring after three decades at ABC
Alan Kohler, one of the most influential journalists Australia has ever produced, will retire at the end of the year.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The great thing about a new @heavyweight.bsky.social episode is the reminder that, in comparison, everything I do on radio is a piece of shit. Also the crying in the gym - that's a close second.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Like a muscular trapeze artist!"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Giving Barry Garry a B- on harness training.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Age is extremely horny for our local candidate here in Shepparton.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just want a videogame that feels exactly playing Ultima IV for the first time at age 12 in a school computer lab. That shouldn't be too hard, surely?
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My mate Tank did some portraits of Shepparton locals and for some reason included me in the mix! We had the unveiling last Sunday and they're up in the Shepparton Art Museum now while the Archibalds are in town.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 22/09/2026
We want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh, and to help make that a reality we ask you to not share story details on your social media without clear warnings. We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday! #CONTROLResonant
A note from the Remedy Entertainment team to our CONTROL Resonant community. We're so excited to welcome you into Altered Manhattan. We've spent the last few years packing Dylan Faden's adventure full of surprises and twists, and want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh. To help make that a reality, we ask that, across the next couple of weeks, you don't share story details on your social media without clear warnings. As always, please treat each other with kindness, and respect everyone's right to experience the game spoiler-free. We definitely want you to share your opinions, though, and can't wait to hear what you all think when CONTROL Resonant releases this Thursday!
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How are The Boys getting on? Well lots of fat paws bonking heads but there are moments of quite encouraging calm.
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The Australia Institute @australiainstitute.org.au · 22/09/2026
Whether you’re a literary lover, looking for events for your bookclub, or want big ideas and politics, the Canberra Writers Festival has something for you, including events with Jane Caro, author of "Rich Kid, Poor Kid"! Buy tickets here! ⤵️ tickets.canberrawritersfestival.com.au/Events
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
George Calombaris? The Melbourne wage thief?
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As an Aussie I still have no idea if it's Mackle-more or Mack-le-more but I am oddly used to him being on the correct side of a moral stance.
theguardian.com
'Equality for all': Macklemore issues emotional plea during NRL grand final
US rapper performs Same Love after a week of controversy in Australia due to his support for marriage equality
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Barry Garry is arriving today to join the fam.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IMO, the solution should not be to browbeat people into an old standard, but rather allow people to wear whatever they want. If someone can wear ducky pajamas in public, you can wear tailoring in any cut, color, and material. As options open up, dress can then be a source of pleasure.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.
Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"
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Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 12/09/2026
Labor has had 12 years to fix Victorian roads. Turning to ‘pothole populism’ now may be too late
theguardian.com
Labor has had 12 years to fix Victorian roads. Turning to ‘pothole populism’ now may be too late
Potholed roads are ‘devastating political advertising’ for the Victorian government – but Ben Carrol’s made them the focus of his campaign * Get our breaking news email, free app or daily news podcast At a press conference to celebrate the sold-out NFL match played at Melbourne’s MCG on Friday, the Victorian premier, Ben Carroll, was heckled on one issue. “Fix the potholes,” a punter called out as they walked past the Victorian premier’s press conference. Continue reading...
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've only encountered it twice (Southern Vampire Mysteries and Slow Horses) but goddamn do I hate it when a book series gets turned into a TV show and then later books will reference the TV show theme song. I realise this is the epitome of a pet peeve.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Holy shit they did this for real.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just because I've been thinking of happier times please enjoy this photo where it looks like I'm going full Lady and the Tramp with a Galapagos tortoise.
Me crouched in front of a Galapagos tortoise.
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Josh Taylor @joshtaylor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ding ding ding
Moira Deeming joins Family First as Western Metro lead candidate
 
 
Family First Party
 
 
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

10 September 2026

Moira Deeming joins Family First as Western Metro lead candidate
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ABC News Australia @news.abc.net.au · 10/09/2026
Former VicRoads staff say privatisation to blame for Victoria's crumbling roads
abc.net.au
Former VicRoads staff blame privatisation for state's crumbling roads
Former VicRoads staff say privatisation and road-building techniques are behind the horrific state of Victoria's roads.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hell yeah mis hermanos!
Graffito in Santiago reading Ataka Al Kapital
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This car brand has never made to Australia which is my excuse for spending a day thinking is it was called Squerst.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Peeky little chap on my walk around Cusco. Was fascinated but wasn't coming any closer.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The eagle is also smoking a cigarette.
Text image with a checkered background. The text reads, "We ran out of AI prompt credits, but imagine this is a picture of a bald eagle holding a golden sign that says 'Low Prices & Prosperity'." At the bottom, there is an "INFOWARS" logo.
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Numero uno
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Crikey @crikey.com.au · 04/09/2026
Randa Abdel-Fattah must be getting déjà vu... www.crikey.com.au/2026/09/04/r...
crikey.com.au
The Snoop: Defence 'releases' conflict of interest statement, Abdel-Fattah cancelled again, and more
Plus: Trump's damning with strong praise.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 03/09/2026
WAKE UP, THE INQUISITION JUST DROPPED A NEW SIN www.americamagazine.org/news/2026/09...
americamagazine.org
Vatican theological commission defines ‘sin against creation and the Creator’ in new document
The more than 29,000 word text calls for ecological conversion due to “sin against creation and the Creator.”
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Nic Healey @doctornic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For a quarter of a century both the flag cake story and "God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule" have stuck with me since first reading them.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The immortal final moments of our fearless leader will ring on for decades. They are the only guiding light in these trying times.
Tim is speaking into a microphone with a serious expression. The text over the image reads, "Hang on a sec, Phil. I got... yeah, this diarrhea... it wants to come out." Below the quote is the name Tim Heidecker. The background features a digital, futuristic design with blue lights.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup
A bunch of YouTubers doing the o face for GTA6
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