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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
with dub
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ruprecht: A Little Drinking, A Little Debauchery
ALT: Ruprecht: A Little Drinking, A Little Debauchery
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@b1ffy.bsky.social how are the VIBES??
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uh that’s awesome
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That was a fun interception!
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man fuck AI
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Minneapolis right now
Sunset, puffy clouds, a big road, green trees and the downtown skyline
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need a beer.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 01/10/2026
Please reskeet
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Congratulations Phillies
We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Officiating a wedding!
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow cool robot meme but the gundam is the venture brothers, the incorrect take is "wow!! Cool style parody exploring the roles we are assigned in an absurd society" and the obvious theme flying over his head is "BOOMERS ARE SOCIOPATHS"
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/09/2026
Eyes out, whistles up
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guess I’m making French onion soup as well
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was thinking about going to the twins game with the girls- Ope, rain. So instead I’m smoking pork shoulder today.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 26/09/2026
MY DESTINY
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tired: get Votto on bluesky Wired: get Canseco on bluesky
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Concocting a theory that Republicans are going to Save The World Actually by repeatedly tripping over their dicks until it’s prohibitively expensive to do anything but lower our collective carbon footprints.
Bill Mitchell c @mitchellvii
X.com
With regards to beef prices, have you ever tried a veggie burger?
They're actually really good. A little lettuce, tomato, pickles, a portobello mushroom, slice of Swiss cheese. Excellent.Jay @ the deep dive @thedeepdive.bsky.social
US Energy Secretary says Americans need to drive less to achieve lower gas prices.
7:53 AM • Sep 16, 2026 & Everybody can reply
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@carlquintanilla.bsky.social
* US ENERGY SECRETARY CHRIS WRIGHT SAYS DIESEL EXPORT BAN WOULD NOT WORK
* WRIGHT SAYS US DIESEL EXPORT BAN WOULD RAISE GASOLINE AND JET FUEL
PRICES
@reuters.com $XOM $CVX $OSX
6:54 AM • Sep 23, 2026 & Everybody can reply
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/09/2026
Joe Biden with speech bubble
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Ben Tallen @bentallen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Werner Herzog with a speech bubble making it look like he's saying what's in the quoted post.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don’t know, maybe his wife took the kids. But it looked like a vignette.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 21/09/2026
seward cafe is one of the best spots in minneapolis, i love their breakfast tacos. they've been there for decades but are having financial trouble ahead of taxes and other bills coming due next month. they were even closed over the weekend and are asking for support on a ko-fi ko-fi.com/sewardcafe
ko-fi.com
Buy Seward Cafe a Coffee
Become a supporter of Seward Cafe today!
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026
Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud
60 Minutes (@60Minutes) on X:

“This is the first time in my adult life where there's been an issue that's come up that I feel like is going to directly impact me,” says Dave Lowe, a lifelong conservative Republican who lives near a proposed data center in Texas.

A middle-aged white man with a white beard, a cowboy hat, and a shirt stares at the camera
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What…Vikings…
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Jennifer Graham @jennrgraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every intro to sociology class I teach gets this image.
A small digger trying its hardest to dig out the Ever Given ship that has run aground. It says, “Structural Problem” on the giant Ever Given and, “Making different personal choices” on the tiny digger.
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oof Nance dug himself in and out of that hole. #mntwins
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18/09/2026
Sickos guy pondering that orb
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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just more evidence for the criminal underrating of Ulysses S. Grant, 1863 SEC West and 1865 SEC East Champion
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do you ever notice how the only people who ever seem to want to use nooses and lynching as their metaphors for anything are always the descendents of people who did it, never descendents of people it was done to? When you realize that, that's when the racial component becomes unavoidably obvious.
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Conrad Lange Zbikowski @czbi.org · 16/09/2026
It is quite remarkable how a public school system in a liberal city in 2026 can put this map up on the agenda. This map is more racially and economically gerrymandered than most political district maps. Presentation → meetings.boardbook.org/Public/Agend...
Map of the City of Minneapolis with proposed school boundaries that are heavily segregated by race
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💫 * 🎶 • 🪊 . ✨ • 👾 * 🗿 ★ . 🪐 @benbusb.us · 16/09/2026
i’ve been having ✨m e e t i n g s✨ this week and it’s all folks want to talk about!
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ohh the Mpls school board meeting is lit
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 15/09/2026
Max is the authority. Contrary to the story, it only affects one city, Oak Grove. Also, this doesn’t affect your ability to early vote AT ALL. You can early vote in-person starting Friday; every county has at least 1 location. Some cities also open then; others on Oct. 16, though some won’t have any
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh gophers. Whomp.
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Pannekoeken! At the Disco
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’ll put this here for the younger people because it’s one of those pieces of 9/11 lore that sounds false but is true: While most flights remained grounded throughout the United States after 9/11, the White House allowed the bin Laden family to fly out of the country.
nytimes.com
White House Approved Departure of Saudis After Sept. 11, Ex-Aide Says (Gift Article)
Richard Clarke, who ran White House crisis team after Sept 11 terror attacks, says top White House officials personally approved evacuation of dozens of influential Saudis, including relatives of Osam...
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myjah (@KirbysLeftEye) @myjah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wait is this real?
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Aaaaand to fully close the loop, it appears that just *last year*, Crown Royal closed down its last Canadian bottling plant and moved the operations fully to the United States, so Trump NOT take Crown Royal. globalnews.ca/news/1135417...
globalnews.ca
Crown Royal bottler closing down Ontario plant, shifting some operations to U.S. | Globalnews.ca
Spirits maker Diageo says it will cease operations at its bottling facility in Amherstburg, Ont., early next year, as it shifts some of the bottling volume to the U.S.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My grandfather and his brother used to row boats full of Canadian whiskey across the Detroit River from Windsor in the 1920s. And now the mantle falls to me. *my power ring glows; I am transformed into a short, grubby-lookin' whiskey mule for bootleggers* bsky.app/profile/reic...
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Void 1680am is an incredible experience
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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love, sympathy, and prayers to the members, alumni, and family of the Iowa Band and in particular this student. What devastating news.
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Doc @doctorhowser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
See also
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