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Zachary Edgerton

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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 10h
I still don't know what atproto is, and just assume it's the setup for a joke that ends with "atproto deez nuts!"
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 22h
I've concluded that at its worst, AI is "X for people who hate X". AI is writing for people who hate reading. AI is game development for people who hate games. And now, AI is child rearing for people who hate children.
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 22h
I actually don't think I've ever heard a word mis-defined worse than this. Impressive!
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've never considered running for office, but this is the kind of perk that just might make me change my mind
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was there, the brawl was actually started over whether the singing bass has a soul and would see God when it dies
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY is actually a pretty decent EVIL DEAD movie
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm tired of all these Star Wars"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy pumpkin season! (art from 2014)
a black and white scratchboard drawing. Alternative poster for "It's the great pumpkin, Charlie brown"
It depicts a vast pumpkin patch in which Linus is standing holding a sign. He is looking up at the full moon. In front of the full moon we can see Snoopy in his aviator costume on his doghouse. 
All the way in the distance, there is a house and we can see three children in halloween costumes coming out the door.
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Need to find a way to get paid to watch horror movies. I don't want to have a podcast or write commentary or anything, I just want someone to pay me to sit there and watch scary films nonstop, all day long.
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found the most useful magazine article for 2026
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, this is incredibly on-brand for an "AI accord"
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most people don't know this, but you actually can't be charged with a crime if you change your name after you've committed it
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty wicked burn on State Department employees to suggest they're too fucking stupid to remember who they work for without 200 flags to remind them
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty wicked burn on State Department employees to suggest they're too fucking stupid to remember who they work for without 200 flags to remind them
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They misspelled "reality"
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hell yeah, can't wait for his big-screen debut
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Being President shouldn't be easy, and I agree that we should codify what should be one of the most onerous aspects of the job: having 300 million landlords that you have to answer to
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I stopped listening to NPR awhile back, and it's nice to be periodically reminded why that was probably a Good Idea
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I actually don't disagree with her on this one
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For Sale: Republic Aviation Ejection Seat, Never Ejected
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Oprah Winfrey Reacts to Bees
ALT: Oprah Winfrey Reacts to Bees
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Twin Peaks: The Return
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Enjoyed THE END OF OAK STREET because, if you squint real hard, you can pretend it's a film adaptation of DINOSAURS ATTACK! Also, I love how the ending is portrayed with a feel-good vibe but is actually incredibly bleak if you think about it for two seconds.
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Excellence Muah
ALT: Excellence Muah
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In related personal news, I've quit my job to pursue my true passion in life (which I just discovered 5 minutes ago via this video)
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should start calling these Cronenburgers
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Expecting DHS to respond to these allegations swiftly and decisively (by firing the Inspector General who wrote the report)
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Bill Amend @billamend.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Forget a Golden Dome. What the US needs to build is a way to prevent incoming drones. Something like a sky… net…
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
C'mon LRG, give the people what they REALLY want (a Special Edition release of PYST)
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was only a teenager in 2001 and even I know this is complete bullshit
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A horror story (I'm not sure how you can write it using more or less than 3 words 🤷‍♂️)
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A large group of medieval knights ride in formation on horseback through an open field. The leader of the pack warns the group of a log in their path as his horse jumps over the obstacle. “Log,” he yells. This starts a chain of “logs” as each rider yells “log” so everyone is aware of the log. Their strong communication and teamwork likely results in all of the riders avoiding the log safely. Artist’s note: simple yet sloppy line work and elite composition make this piece a core work in pants art history.
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Some very poorly trained dogs in this video - I see MULTIPLE violations of the NO RUNNING and NO DIVING signs
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Joey Esposito @joeyesposito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this isn’t reporting, it’s marketing, and everyone involved should be ashamed
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These are obviously all crazy, but the last one is particularly ludicrous to me. The fist books I can remember buying for myself were from library bookstores/sales. These are people determined to ensure that kids read as little as possible.
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's NOT safe to turn off your computer.
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kash Patel: Hey grok, make a video about how great AI is for the FBI Grok: Sure thing Mr. Patel, here's your video about the Bureal KP: Bureal? Bureau. Grok: Bureal KP: Bureau Grok: Bureal KP: ...Bureal
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, that explains the inflation!!!
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Zachary Edgerton @doctorbiobrain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kinda insane how AI-generated this looks, even though it's from years before that was a thing.
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