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stereotypical sitcom dad

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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 17h
*max cavalera voice* BONE-IN GOAT CUBES
a picture of bone-in goat cubes, the lost track off sepultura's "roots"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why on earth do I need to listen to "choosin texas" when I could instead listen to "break stuff" for the fifty thousandth time
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
congrats to lifelong Los Angeles dodger max scherzer on a great career
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hangin out with my boys sully sullenberger and mr beast. sully keeps trying to get mr beast to invest in his "sullen burger" restaurant and mr beast is just staring at him with those cold dead eyes. this is the type of night that song "some nights" is all about
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i did not realize george lucas was 4'11"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fsu can't keep the lights on? and I thought the acc was a power conference
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BREAKING: the senate has voted largely along party lines to confirm the bad guy from roger rabbit as mayor of toontown
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People be criticising the BBC for not screening edgy new comedy but they low-key be dropping content like this:
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
oh great spurs are back
lou wilson saying "this shit is stupid", fully summarizing my decades of supporting Tottenham Hotspur football club
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
hanging out on the shore of a lake with your dog and a beer? 5 stars. i get it, country singers
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i have spent weeks workshopping and refining the following post for BlueSky optimization: "martial farts"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love the orcs in LOTR because it's like "here's these unstoppable killing machines who know nothing but pain anyway a normal dude with a sword can kill like nine of them"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the ladies are going CRAZY for this dude's spheroid head "it's like a basketball covered in hair!" exclaimed one fan "it's a basketball covered in hair!" said another "no it's literally a basketball covered in hair. what cruel God would make a basketball covered in hair sentient" screamed a third
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
trying to soft launch a new product called OCCAMS RAZR, the first shaving experience powered by ai. it costs way more than a normal razor and uses much more resources and it also keeps accidentally slicing people's throats. don't know the problem is but i'm sure the explanation is convoluted
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
gustav presidential pardon
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
people keep asking me for my morning yoga routine. here it is: 1. move in now move out 2. hands up now hands down 3. back up back up 4. tell me what you gonna do now
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
jd vance sure does talk a big game for someone with "wendy koopa nudes" in his search history
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
people don't fall into a canyon screaming "YA-ha-HOOEY" anymore. back in my day we fell into canyons screaming "YA-ha-HOOEY" and we drank straight from the garden hose
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"the summertime is for posting" say experts across the globe
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
brb becoming ungovernable
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
DRAPER: Tourists can get beaches anywhere. What they actually want is to experience something unique. Something where they can go back home and tell their coworkers "I did this, and you didn't". AQUIDNECK ISLAND: *nods pensively* DRAPER: Aquidneck Island has that type of experience. Here it is.
this weather sucks, and is an affront to god
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
YOOO KENDRICK BROUGHT OUT DANISH ATOMIC PHYSICIST NIEHLS BOHR
picture of Kendricks big concert with a black and white picture of atomic physicist Niehls Bohr photoshopped onstage. Bohr has a speech bubble that says "Drake u are stupid like an atom"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
made tacos on a Tuesday and have consequently become a calvinist
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
DOOF TRAM
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
wild how head coaches from rhode island have won more NBA titles this year than all other head coaches combined
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Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
After asking the government (or private foundations) to pay for the costs of doing research, we conduct the research and write papers about it that our peers review for free, then we donate those papers to for-profit companies that sell them back to us at high prices. This is considered normal.
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 15/06/2024
if you ever have considered hosting a birthday party for your soon-to-be 7-year old and all his friends please know it is easier to cut out the middle man and simply set off a batch of fireworks inside your house
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
going sicko mode* *slicing up a tomato, sprinkling a little salt on that bad boy
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
1. padres (inexplicably more than the giants. that's what's iiiinnnnnn) 2. giants (contractually obligated, awful tech bros) 3. d-backs (more like d-bags amirite) 4. Rockies (nothing but respect for larry walker)
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
(LIVE) through the ditches and (LAUGH) through the witches and (LOVE) in the back of my draguuuulaaaaa
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
mavis beacon typing
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
they got steely dan playing at the dentist's office. is this what people are referring to when they are talking about the singularity
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 31/05/2024
miss rhode island is from woonsocket this year which means if part of the miss america contest involves assaulting somebody with a snow shovel she's got this thing locked up
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
spurs win and arsenal fall short of the title?
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
0. me 1. shawn michaels 2. the WWE intercontinental championship wait I forgot the assignment
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
i would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, rhode island independence day
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 25/04/2024
tell me you're an arsenal supporter without telling me you're an arsenal supporter
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
i cannot understand why rich people invest so much in politics. buddy if I had that much money 80% of my non -sleeping time would be occupied by blasting around Miami in a speedboat cranking "unchained" by van halen
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
a fun thing about education is that a lot of the ills we associate with schools can be ultimately traced back to captains of industry messing around with teaching and learning. anyway I'm sure this will go great though
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Hahahahahahahahhahaga
Brian Krassenstein: If Innocent, RIP OJ Simpson
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
who you callin gormless? buddy i am so full of gorm you wouldn't believe it
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
what you see when you look through the special sunglasses. the majesty of the universe
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
i regret to inform you that we're back with another one of those block rockin beats
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Franken Stein-amite @sweavart.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech. CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
kalvin phillips: one of us
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
yale alums getting rowdy* to celebrate their big win *committing war crimes and crashing the global economy
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
it was me. i was the guy who jinxed the perfect season.
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
i'm not saying the dodgers are gonna go 162-0. but it is still on the table.
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 27/02/2024
absolutely thrilled about the amount of sad dad representation in this physics text
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