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doc stach

@docstach.bsky.social
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stereotypical sitcom dad

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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 20h
this demands seriousness
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 20h
*max cavalera voice* BONE-IN GOAT CUBES
a picture of bone-in goat cubes, the lost track off sepultura's "roots"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it seems like just yesterday when he was finally here performing for you
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
concrete jungle where dreams are made of there's nothing you can't dooooo
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why on earth do I need to listen to "choosin texas" when I could instead listen to "break stuff" for the fifty thousandth time
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
congrats to lifelong Los Angeles dodger max scherzer on a great career
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the one point on which we as a society can find common cause with kid rock is "now get in the pit and try to love someone"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hangin out with my boys sully sullenberger and mr beast. sully keeps trying to get mr beast to invest in his "sullen burger" restaurant and mr beast is just staring at him with those cold dead eyes. this is the type of night that song "some nights" is all about
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when your son still has to fill out an application even after you donated $5 million to the university
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i did not realize george lucas was 4'11"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
are we sure this isn't one of the quintuplets
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fsu can't keep the lights on? and I thought the acc was a power conference
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"run the jet"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
democratic leaders have expressed concern over doom's use of the dip but plan to arrange a meeting to find common ground with the villain
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
BREAKING: the senate has voted largely along party lines to confirm the bad guy from roger rabbit as mayor of toontown
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People be criticising the BBC for not screening edgy new comedy but they low-key be dropping content like this:
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
oh great spurs are back
lou wilson saying "this shit is stupid", fully summarizing my decades of supporting Tottenham Hotspur football club
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
hanging out on the shore of a lake with your dog and a beer? 5 stars. i get it, country singers
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i have spent weeks workshopping and refining the following post for BlueSky optimization: "martial farts"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the liberal media won't say it, but it's clear that tarik skubal is bad at baseball
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
it's August
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love the orcs in LOTR because it's like "here's these unstoppable killing machines who know nothing but pain anyway a normal dude with a sword can kill like nine of them"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the ladies are going CRAZY for this dude's spheroid head "it's like a basketball covered in hair!" exclaimed one fan "it's a basketball covered in hair!" said another "no it's literally a basketball covered in hair. what cruel God would make a basketball covered in hair sentient" screamed a third
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
only claude I wanna hear about is a quebecois o-line recruit
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
if you play the beat to "shake it off" backwards it's just the words "glück auf" over and over again
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
this feels like a Springsteen lyric
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
trying to soft launch a new product called OCCAMS RAZR, the first shaving experience powered by ai. it costs way more than a normal razor and uses much more resources and it also keeps accidentally slicing people's throats. don't know the problem is but i'm sure the explanation is convoluted
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
gustav presidential pardon
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the raving world. whomst is to say what horrors lie within
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
people keep asking me for my morning yoga routine. here it is: 1. move in now move out 2. hands up now hands down 3. back up back up 4. tell me what you gonna do now
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
who am I to look down on some dudes keepin calm and chivin on
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
jd vance sure does talk a big game for someone with "wendy koopa nudes" in his search history
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
people don't fall into a canyon screaming "YA-ha-HOOEY" anymore. back in my day we fell into canyons screaming "YA-ha-HOOEY" and we drank straight from the garden hose
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
klose walked so messi could run
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
damn they were so right when they told us it was mountain skiing minutes away
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"the summertime is for posting" say experts across the globe
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
*Alex Call does an ad read for MeUndies*
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
not much just ignoring my favorite baseball team
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
if only we knew someone in a position to talk to these pitchers
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
got his ass
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
brb becoming ungovernable
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
"to die unsung would really bring you down" WAIT TURN THE CAR AROUND IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A SUICIDE
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
DRAPER: Tourists can get beaches anywhere. What they actually want is to experience something unique. Something where they can go back home and tell their coworkers "I did this, and you didn't". AQUIDNECK ISLAND: *nods pensively* DRAPER: Aquidneck Island has that type of experience. Here it is.
this weather sucks, and is an affront to god
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
YOOO KENDRICK BROUGHT OUT DANISH ATOMIC PHYSICIST NIEHLS BOHR
picture of Kendricks big concert with a black and white picture of atomic physicist Niehls Bohr photoshopped onstage. Bohr has a speech bubble that says "Drake u are stupid like an atom"
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
made tacos on a Tuesday and have consequently become a calvinist
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
DOOF TRAM
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
wild how head coaches from rhode island have won more NBA titles this year than all other head coaches combined
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doc stach @docstach.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
please don't drag us in to another one of these conversations I'll see myself out
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Neil Lewis, Jr. @neillewisjr.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
After asking the government (or private foundations) to pay for the costs of doing research, we conduct the research and write papers about it that our peers review for free, then we donate those papers to for-profit companies that sell them back to us at high prices. This is considered normal.
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